Second Life Event Interrupted by Flying Penis Attack

December 21, 2006 -
There was some animated mischief afoot when former Virginia Gov. Mark Warner visited massively multiplayer online game Second Life earlier this year.

But nothing like this.

CNet's Daniel Terdiman reports that an in-game interview he was conducting with a well-to-do Second Life purveyor of virtual real estate was interrupted by a griefer who launched a disruptive flying penis attack.

Terdiman's account raises all sorts of issues about the manipulation of in-game economies and social interactions in the virtual world. From the article:
On Monday, Graef visited CNET's Second Life bureau for a discussion about her business, how best to set up businesses in Second Life and the nature of competition there.

Unfortunately, as the interview was commencing, the event was attacked by a "griefer," someone intent on disrupting the proceedings. The griefer managed to assault the CNET theater for 15 minutes with--well, there's no way to say this delicately--animated flying penises.

...the interview was attacked again, and the protester even managed to crash the entire server on which Chung's theater is held.

Airborne manly equipment aside, Terdiman's interview with Second Life real estate magnate Ailin Graef of  Anshe Chung Studios is fascinating and worth a read. Sadly - or perhaps fortunately - we have no screen shots of the event. Use your imagination...

GP: Thanks to Valleywag, where we first stumbled upon this story.
Posted in

Comments

Re: Second Life Event Interrupted by Flying Penis Attack

I just wonder how come it took so long for me to read the story. I guess I should come check gamepolitics more often. It's truly a funny story. The question that still remains in my mind is what else can this guy do? If he managed to get this done, perhaps he can also read our credit cards or steal our secondlife accounts. __________ Eddie Petosa - linux dedicated servers programmer.

This was on SomethingAwful today too... so freakin' awesome. Almost makes me want to play the game.

So what are you saying GP? That someone on Second Life was being a real Di....

You knew someone was gonna say it, didn't you? :)

nightwng2000
NW2K Software

Man. This actually makes me want to play the game now. If crazy crap like this happens at any time, it sounds fun.

I'd make a silly avatar, like a Weiner dog on roller skates with a satellite dish coming out of my eyes, and just explore the world, waiting for the inevitable "Flying Hitler heads sining Bette Midler" attack.

Gil: If the site you're pimping lacks flying penises, I don't see the point. Second Life is an incredibly boring game without all the weird stuff from the goons and all the other griefers.

Also, Room 101 gets major bonus points for the name. If I had the 3D modeling or scripting skills, I'd be right there with them.

ROFL @ SilverStar.


Seriously though, that crab has made history!

BWAHAHHAHAH

[...] Original post by GamePolitics [...]

It would of been funnier if somone assinated her character too.

Beware the GIANT ENEMY PENISES which will strike the server for MASSIVE DONG, crashing them! o.o

If i had the coding, I'd do the same exact thing but instead with the opposite gender's. It'd be raining...well ya know.

I'm sorry.

But you can't just read this article without laughing. I'm sorry. It's immature, but it's so freakin' funny...

So...does this mean Second Life just got wanged?

"Second Life Event Interrupted by Flying Penis Attack"

*Dies*

@-Jes-, Gil

I figured as much for SL's official reaction. I was thinking more of the general public. Would they understand that this is akin to a protestor bursting in on live coverage, or would they pull a Superbowl and try to hold SL accountable for content not 100% under it's control...

(as an aside, in Canada they just have to put a disclaimer saying it's live, and they have no control, so if something happens, tough. ;))
-- If your wiimote goes snicker-snack, check your wrist-strap...

Well, if R-101 actually have a pont they're trying to make, then that's fine that they're protesting whatever it is that they don't like in game (though still a pretty dickish way to go about it). If they don't, then they're just a bunch of giant flying dick-tards.

Something Awful has an article of the 'attack' here: http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4336

It has screenshots, and video.

Oh God.. I wish I had been there.

The second one Jabrwock.

Usually, when a sim-spamming attacker (using anything from multiplying dildoes, million-poofers and whatnot) is caught, reported and found guilty, the scumbag is permabanned, both on IP and mail-adress.

PheonixZero: well I suspect that it multiplied on a few sec's delay (most sim-nukes tend to do that).. So the first (few) active one would most likely have rezzed properly, texture/color and all, and the rest would look just like it.

What's kinda sad though, is that you can actually find shops that sell Sim-nuking briefcases.

At least they didn't multiply...

Wait.... SL was up and running long enough for this to happen? I'm surprised.... I wonder if the plying penii showed up first as untextured shapes and stayed that way for several minutes on the overloaded server, heh.

I'd believe the second one, Jab. I'm sure their Terms of Service would enlighten us better in this matter, though.

Now here's the real question. Can SL be held responsible for distributing images of the flying penises to all the computers/players present? Or will this be treated the same as some lunatic showing up to a public intereview wearing a penis costume and throwing penis dolls at the camera before the editor cuts the feed?
-- If your wiimote goes snicker-snack, check your wrist-strap...

It's not just SL minus flying johnsons, it has it's own spirit and fun to it. I simply bring it up because it's in the same vein.

And still this is more dignified than regular politics.

Flyinig penises? You can actually do that shit on Second Life? Too bad it's too late to ask for that game for Christmas. ;)

That's why I prefer There.com

Stuff has to be approved by someone to get in world and they're no scripting. It's harder to make items this way, but no flying penises. The world's kept nice and PG13.

Sadly, I'd like to say I'm suprised, but I'm not. You know, if you're gunna hold a serious interview, you might want to find yourself a nice private sim that griefers can't teleport to, before you go forth with it. Or at least make a nice space that autoreturns stuff that isn't your own stuff. That works too.

There.com is purty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xho7DZE5Ato

There.com - No Extra Appendages http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwRFEWjng_M

Okay, I'm done. Is there any indication this kinda stuff doesn't happen on the SL teen sever? *cough*segregation?*cough*

[...] ZDNet is reporting that a virtual land owner in Second Life is sending DMCA takedown notices to persons using screen shots of the now infamous, to put it bluntly, flying penis attack at a CNET interview with that person. There are several problems with this tactic, as ZDNet notes. Although the person has copyright in their Second Life avatar, that does not mean that they can control all uses of their copyrighted work. They certainly can’t stop fair uses, of which the reports including screenshots almost certainly qualify as. [...]

[...] UPDATE: #2: Add to that list Tim, Lauren, Brad, Jason, Brian, Keira, D’Arcy, Robin and Arjun. That’s 20 freakin’ people from one conference. That’s it, NV 2008 will only occur in Second Life. That’s assuming, you know, we can avoid the flying phalli and grey goo. [...]

[...] @desc Uncanny Valley as You are standing in a wide valley. Streets criss-cross each other in all directions, and a profusion of buildings in a mind-numbing range of architectural styles cluster around you. When you look at them, your gaze seems to slide across their surface, as if the texture of the bricks and wood were somehow slick and insubstantial. People pass by, all well dressed and with unusually clear skin. A flock of flying penises — all identical, in a fetching shade of Barbie(tm) pink — flutter overhead. [...]

[...] I don’t know about Second Life though since I’ve never played it. From what I understand, players can create almost anything in the game. This means there is a lot more scope for evil mischief. Maybe the terrorists are planning on sending a million flying penises to disrupt the next sitting of Congress or the Australian Parliment. As that Dwarf in the Burning Steppes says, (I can’t remember his name) that will certainly scare the children. [...]

The plural of penis is penes - like crisis, thesis, ellipsis ...

absolutely hilarious though.

[...] Oy vey. Expect a lot of news about flying penises. [...]

[...] PS: Don’t be scared if you encounter your first furry or manage to walk into a phallic thunderstorm…just be nice! [...]

[...] Por un lado, el PP parece dispuesto a sabotear los debates en televisión con Zapatero. Por otro, Gaspar Llamazares se siente excluido y reclama un debate a tres. La única salida es que todos acepten la invitación del líder de IU para que el debate tenga lugar en Second Life. En este mundo virtual, y gracias a la tecnología 3D, pueden salir mucho más guapos, contar con la participación de directo de cientos de periodistas espasmódicos (porque no sabrán cómo controlar sus avatares) y arriesgarse a recibir una lluvia de penes de color rosa sobre el escenario del debate, algo que ya ha ocurrido en un par de ocasiones (una travesura de programadores experimentados con mucho tiempo libre). [...]

[...] The mind reels. You think Second Life is freaky? This is going to take flying e-pensu to a whole new level. Home will not be nearly as hackable as SL in terms of geometry (one needs a dev kit and Maya to actually sculpt spaces), but frankly I think a company like Durex will be more than happy to out-weird the minor gimmicks we’ve seen in other virtual spaces. [...]

Late April Bullshit from Blackboard...

I must seem like some shrill Communist the way I hate on Blackboard (the software and the company.) Sorry, it’s like paying half your income in tax to support the needy and watching your money go to your wife- and child-beating loud alcoholic as...

True

People are addicted to any kind of games thats a fact. I don't blame people for buying real estate (in a game) with actual money and all that i mean it's their money in the end... but protesting with flying penises ? thats original at least. I think the idea was to draw attention and by god they did it. marire penis

Ne quid nimis.

Ne quid nimis.
 
Forgot your password?
Username :
Password :

Poll

Will the FCC preempt state laws that limit municipal broadband services?:

Shout box

You're not permitted to post shouts.
Andrew EisenYes, the Wii U upscales but rendering in a higher resolution looks a hell of a lot better.08/01/2014 - 10:35pm
Andrew EisenIt's pretty. Lots of videos of it floating around. Just search "Xenoblade dolphin" and you'll find them.08/01/2014 - 10:32pm
ZippyDSMleeThe WII upscales tho. Matthew: It might be becue cartoonish desings do not age as fast as presudo realisim.08/01/2014 - 10:29pm
Matthew WilsonPeople who have run the Mario Galaxy games on a emulator have said they look better then most xb1/ps4 games when upscaled, so it would be interesting to see a upscaled version of Xenoblade08/01/2014 - 9:24pm
Andrew EisenHeck, it would probably sell better to newbies anyway. Even with its awesome art direction, the game looked dated when it came out years ago. I imagine an SD version would be a tougher sell.08/01/2014 - 8:55pm
Andrew EisenBecause it would be cool, would serve the game's fantastic art direction well and encourage people who've already played it to buy it again.08/01/2014 - 7:42pm
ZippyDSMleeWhy bother with an HD relese just repack the damn thing and promote it since it will play on the WIIU anyway....08/01/2014 - 7:04pm
Andrew EisenPlus, with Nintendo carrying the Wii U almost all by itself, it could help plug one of the unfortunately inevitable release schedule gaps.08/01/2014 - 3:23pm
Andrew EisenAn HD re-release would be cool though. It's a great game (and quite the looker, especially when up-rezzed) and more people should play it (the game had a limited release at a time when the Wii was all but dead an buried).08/01/2014 - 3:21pm
E. Zachary KnightSo no, people are not going to need to play the Wii game to undstand or enjoy the Wii U game.08/01/2014 - 1:27pm
E. Zachary KnightFrom what I understand, the two games have as much to do with eachother as Final Fantasy and Final Fantasy 2.08/01/2014 - 1:26pm
MaskedPixelanteIt's my secret hope that Nintendo announces Xenoblade HD to be released in the leadup to Xenoblade Chronicles X, or at least a mass market version of the first game so that people aren't going into this one blind.08/01/2014 - 12:40pm
PHX CorpI'm going to do a test stream later today, if anyone is intrested07/31/2014 - 2:40pm
Andrew EisenYes, I'm such a big Nintendo dork that I read Nintendo's quarterly financial reports.07/31/2014 - 2:09pm
Andrew EisenCool tidbit - Mario Kart 8 sales account for more than half of total Wii U software sales for the last quarter even though it was only available for the last third.07/31/2014 - 2:09pm
Andrew EisenStill a pretty cool promotion. Unfortunately for me, I'm not interested in purchasing Mario Kart 8 and I already owned or didn't want any of the free games on offer.07/31/2014 - 1:43pm
Andrew EisenInteresting that EU had 10 games to choose from while North America only had four.07/31/2014 - 1:41pm
MaskedPixelanteIt certainly worked, I probably would never have bought Mario Kart 8 if it didn't come with a free copy of Wind Waker HD.07/31/2014 - 1:14pm
Andrew EisenI imagine will see similar promotions like "Buy Mario Kart 8 get a download code for one of these specific games" but almost certainly not for all of its (however you would define) biggest releases.07/31/2014 - 11:24am
MaskedPixelanteI wonder if Nintendo is going to be doing "buy one get one free" promos for all their biggest releases going forward.07/31/2014 - 10:48am
 

Be Heard - Contact Your Politician