Jack Thompson Projects Drug Cartel Dirty Tricks onto Game Biz

Jack Thompson Projects Drug Cartel Dirty Tricks onto Game Biz

July 24, 2007
In a Federal District Court filing in Florida, controversial attorney Jack Thompson has likened the video game industry to the notorious Medellin drug cartel.

Thompson, facing a disciplinary hearing before the Florida Supreme Court in September which could see him disbarred, filed an expedited request for a preliminary injunction to block any further proceedings against him by the Bar. The request was filed before U.S. District Court Judge Paul Huck.

In the document Thompson claims that the Bar's "designated reviewer" of his case, who stepped aside recently, is under investigation by Justice Department officials for alleged money laundering on behalf of the Medellin Cartel. He writes:
Here is a man who is alleged... to have taken money from a drug cartel. Are we not to be suspicious as to whether he may have been influenced by a video game industry which has even more money than the thugs of Medellin? If the video game industry wanted to assure the outcome of a Bar disciplinary against its chief critic, then the one person it would want to "get to" is the designated reviewer.

GP: That's a pretty outrageous comparison. Also of note in the preliminary injunction request is Thompson's claim that he is facing a permanent disbarment
The deal the Bar has offered [Thompson] is that he will be disbarred permanently from the practice of law unless he agrees to a forced psychiatric evaluation by the Florida Lawyers Assistance Program...

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Aw man. Permanant disbarment? What will become of GP without good ol Jack to entertain us? God forbid.... this site will turn into *shudder* G4....
@BearDogg-X

lol, yeah I know. It was a joke. I just find it funny picturing him in front of a webcam in his suit and tie, ranting about devil games on Youtube.
For some reason, I can't get that Harvey Danger song outta my head.

"Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me..."
He begins with "Here is a man who is alleged...". Already on rocky ground there. Alleged means nothing has been proven.

"a video game industry which has even more money than the thugs of Medellin?"
There you have it folks, anyone who is successful and has a lot of money is a criminal. Bill Gates is possibly the most corrupt man on earth.

"The deal the Bar has offered [Thompson] is that he will be disbarred permanently from the practice of law unless he agrees to a forced psychiatric evaluation by the Florida Lawyers Assistance Program…"
That is a pretty generous deal also. Sit and talk to the doctors in the white coats for a while, lie and pander to what they want to here (like he must have done during the FIRST psych exam), then get back to irritating everyone. He is lucky they even allowed him that opportunity to make himself appear less crazy.
When someone wants to find out if you are sane or not, the last thing you want to do is refuse to cooperate and respond with a crazy court filing full of crazy allegations :)
Florida Bar: We apologize for Jack Thompson. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
So, can anyone tell me when the "video game industry" became a singular group that collaborated into a pixelated drug cartel that has decided to send the cast of Grand Theft Auto to sway the decision of the judge...because they have a lot of money?

If Jacl gets disbarred, it will be a perfect end to the chapter on him in the book I'm writing ("Blame the Game").
John B. Thompson, Attorney at Law

1172 S. Dixie Hwy., Suite 111

Coral Gables, Florida 33146

305-666-4366



July 25, 2007



Mark D. Killian, Managing Editor

The Florida Bar News

651 East Jefferson Street

Tallahassee, Florida Via Fax to 850-861-3859 and e-mail to mkillian@flabar.org



[This is a Letter to the Editor that I strenuously request and insist be published asap. It contains 270 words, fewer than your stated limit of 350]



Dear Mr. Killian:



I have read in your publication the following words of Frank Angones upon becoming Bar President from our mutual hometown of Miami:



“We must raise the expectations that we all have of each other as lawyers and professionals. In doing so, we will automatically raise the integrity and esteem of our profession.”



Mr. Angones should start with raising the “expectations” of integrity by the Board of Governors of The Florida Bar, to-wit: Does the general membership of our Bar know what Frank and all the Governors know, namely that Bar Governor Ben Kuehne of Miami has received a “target letter” from the United States Department of Justice for allegedly laundering Medellin cocaine cartel money?



Having received that “target letter” from “Main Justice” in Washington, why is Kuehne not suspended from the Board of Governors until that ethical cloud is lifted or confirmed? Further, why has Kuehne, after having received that “target letter,” been allowed by the rest of the Governors to serve as “designated reviewer” on Bar ethics grievance committees? The federal judicial system requires Kuehne, through a “McLain hearing” to disclose to all tribunals and to all litigants therein his receipt of the DOJ “target letter” so that they are apprised of his “target” status. Nobody in these grievance proceedings has been afforded their rights under the logic of US v. McLain, now have they?



When Frank Angones and the rest of the Bar Governors deal with the Kuehne scandal, then the rest of us will be interested in what Frank Angones has to say about “integrity.”



Regards, Jack Thompson
@Dog_Welder

I suppose we calculate it in reverse. Make a tally of every potential hit, trim it down, and then figure out what form of alcohol in that quantity wouldn't kill you.

What's the least alcoholic beverage that still contains alcohol?
@Miraba --

Even with sips that sounds as dangerous as the Evil Dead drinking game. Basically, you watch Evil Dead II, and every time Bruce Campbell gets hit, you take a drink. (Campbell suggested that you start with a light beer.)
Jack, did you read your own court entry?

'Are we not to be suspicious as to whether he may have been influenced by a video game industry which has even more money than the thugs of Medellin?'

Yes, the title is sensationalistic, I'll agree to that, but when it comes to Sensationalism, don't worry, you still put on a better show, I'll grant you that, but the fact that you are convinced that the entire world is 'against' you and 'trying to destroy' you is ridiculous. Did the Game Industry make you accuse the Bully judge of being like someone who 'waved kids in front of Traffic'? Did the game Industry force you to publish hundreds of Press Releases when you were told not to discuss the case in Strickland vs Sony? Did they make you write your vitriolic hate-mails to them? Kuehne didn't 'do it to you' Jack, you did.

I'm tempted to relate you to Luke 6:31 - Treat others as you would have them treat you. Your tactics are those of destruction, 'I will Destroy Rockstar!', 'I will destroy GamePolitics!', 'I will destroy the Florida Bar!'. People reciprocate Jack, that's human nature, try to learn a little empathy, it'll go a long way.
Once again Dennis McCauley gets it WAY wrong.

The Florida Bar Governor in question is Ben Kuehne. He was the key person in The Bar's efforts against me while having received a "target letter" from the Justice Department which informs him of their concern that he laundered drug money from the Medelling drug cartel.

Thus, our federal government is concerned that Kuehne can be compromised by money from a drug cartel. He has now recused himself, Dennis, from my Bar matters, but not before doing what he did to me.

So here is Dennis McCauley suggesting that I have compared the video game industry to the Medellin cartel, when in fact I have done no such thing. I have identified the concerns that our government has about Kuehne, and that raises all sorts of red flags about the legitimacy, the fairness, the integrity of what he did to me.

Dennis, go get a refresher course in real journalism.
You know Jack, I think Dennis is doing better as a journalist than you are as a lawyer right now.

Just sayin'
You know those initial megabosses who appear within the first five minutes of a game and stomp around looking extremely dangerous, making you question your choice of difficulty level, but then the tutorial kicks in suggesting you try a special move on its ankle, so you do and it loses its balance, falls over, and explodes?

It's ironic that you don't favour violent games, Mr. Thompson, because you might learn a few things from God of War 2. Like how the empty-headed Colossus gets back up again and changes tactics.
Sorry for the double post, but that got me thinking. Mr Thompson, you're half right. We are *not* trained killers, but we *are* trained to defeat opponents who rely on predictable, repetitive attacks with a clearly vulnerable weak point. You might want to try changing colour and seeing if that makes you any stronger.
"Here is a man who is alleged… to have taken money from a drug cartel. Are we not to be suspicious as to whether he may have been influenced by a video game industry which has even more money than the thugs of Medellin? If the video game industry wanted to assure the outcome of a Bar disciplinary against its chief critic, then the one person it would want to “get to” is the designated reviewer."

Look who's talking? People may think that this man is crazy, I mean really, what proof does he have that the video game industry is linked to drug cartels?
"Thompson is the only officially Bar-certified sane lawyer in Florida."

And pigs are aqua green.

Jack, STOP playing the martyr for no actual cause other than your own.

I'd like to move to America and SUE him on behalf of the video gaming community for the same reasons Rey mentined.
Seriously how has Jack not been sued for psychological,emotional, and verbal assault and slander?

I say it's time for Jack to face a class action lawsuit for the damages and harm he has caused the video game community and industry.

His rebuttal will be that we are the ones that have caused harm and even death. But as the past and evidence has shown us he has been wrong each time.
I think the saddest thing is, like all other Jack Thompson documents, he neglected to spell check! I caught at least two instances where hitting F7 would have fixed the problem. Unless of course, he used an old-timey typewriter...Which quite frankly WOULDN'T surprise me....
I never thought I would say this


JACK THOMPSON POST YOUR THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!

I just want to see him make a fool out of himself...again
@Jake - A watched fool never.....wait, this is Jack we're talking about.
As if the RICO conspiracy B.S. he tried to spout wasn't crazy enough....

Jacky Boy's beyond help at this point.
I love that he just marked out "emergency" and hand wrote in "expedited." That's real professional. That's good lawyering there Jacko...

To channel Jacko himself, "Listen up junior, read your document before you print it out!"
what a freak.
Well, it's kind of theraputic, using those rules, by halfway down the first page every word in the document turns into 'banana' anyway, which is a lot easier on the brain ;)
GoodRobotUs said:

One finger-depths for every typing error.
Two finger-depths for every accusation of being an organised crime group.
Three for every mention of the word ‘Knucklehead’
Four for bringing up subjects totally unrelated to the case in point.

I find this helps, but I rarely get beyond about halfway down page 2.


That game would kill anyone if they tried to watch the Hardball or Attack of the Show interview of him from alcohol poisoning. I doubt even Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson working together could survive it.
This reminds me of the brief he wrote where he leveled RICO charges against PA, Take 2, GP and a whole bunch of other indviduals. That too was full of wild accusations and spelling errors. Then a few days later he furiously backpedals, releasing a revised and more professional-looking document that only accuses Take 2 of racketeering.

The impression one gets - or what he tries to give - is that the first document was written out of anger and the second is what he meant to say, and that he didn't really mean what he said in the first brief. It's hard to tell whether he does this by accident or design. Either way it's very unprofessional.
@cyberskull:

I hope this closes the italic tag you left open. :P

@x(wai)x:

I wasn't going to go there (since that's all they talked about on the news here when it happened.) but I agree there.
Now here’s a question.

Considering that he’s already taken one psychiatric evaluation, WHY is he kicking and screaming about doing another?

And yes, I know it’s just to get more attention… *rolls eyes*

Because his imaginary friend won't let him copy off him anymore.
Just finished reading the complaint. Not only does he not use spell check, he once again says he does not have time to list all of the offenses against him. That is a logical fallacy, unfortunately I cannot recall which one it is.
The man is alleged to have taken money. Doesn't Mr. Thompson know about the presumption of innocence in the American legal system? As the man hasn't been convicted, there isn't a very good reason for the judge to pass his motion.
Gah! I wish there was a preview button!
Thompson isn't even a lawyer by most books anyhow, so he wouldnt know.
@Pixelantes anonymous
Without his Florida Bar membership, he'll be ignored as the raving loon he is.

He's madder than a hatter.
how bout we make jt do the drinking! (is there currently enough alcohol in the country?)
yes . . . yes it is time
Come to think of the drinking game, you could shoot tap water, and still die of alcohol poisoning…

You'd end up like that woman who drank three gallons or so of water for a radio contest and died because of it... :P
Isn't this about the time that the nice men in the white coats come and take Jacky to the happy place where they give him a nice jacket to keep him safe?
how 'bout a drinking game where you drink if he does something honest? As it stands, everyone will be dry as a bone, so anyone under 21 can play too.
hear me out now, jack thompson should have one of theose fake judge shows, we could call him the "jerry springer of judges" (apologies to jerry srpiner) lol
that should say those and springer (once again i blame my computer) =p
@Automancer

Doesn't help that he takes silence as an admission that he's right.
@nightwng2000

*Raises hand*

This is the first time I've seen somebody intentionally sabotage their own credibility...or natural survival instinct.
Come to think of the drinking game, you could shoot tap water, and still die of alcohol poisoning...
@pixilantes


BEcause he's trying to "save the children from video game madness"

suprised moron boy hasnt posted at all??

Did dennis ban his ip?
@Hillaryduffgta

Sessler was not always the moronic spaz he is now. I think they just pay him to portray himself that way.
This just keeps getting more and more amusing. I just wish the legal process could go a little faster - it's like waiting for the last Harry Potter book! I wanna see how it ends!

The WORST part has got to be his home life right now, seeing as how his wife works for the Bar. The strain has got to be incredible, and I'd love to be a fly on the wall of that house.

@miraba:

I'll play that game.
Here's another couple:

- lies about the results of one study or another
- confuses correlation with causation
- has a "selective memory" problem (only remembers parts of a story that support him, or forgets that one of his major points has already been refuted)
Wow... this is just sad, almost as sad as his debate with adam sessler sad... Yet i found myself laughing... hmm odd
his debate with adam sessler was damn good actully

yea sometimes adam comes off as a moron but he knows his stuff when it comes to gaming and this crap we deal with today


hell x play is one of my fav shows
I keep wondering what does Thumper need his bar membership for.

He's a horrible lawyer, and makes most of his living from speaking engagements. Any high profile lawsuit he's been involved in the past 36 months or so has fallen flat on its face due to his incompetence.

He gains no benefit from his bar membership status. He could still speak publicly about his Moral Crusade Against All Evil, he could still advise legislators on anti-video game bills and he could still continue being a complete douche. He just couldn't represent anyone in court or give legal advice for money.

If he was disbarred, he would no longer have to adhere to the bar association rules. How liberating! No more complaints about his behavior, no more summons to see a judge, no more psych evaluations. Perfect!

Of course everyone would have the ability to point out that he was disbarred for being a douchebag, but still...anyone with half a brain already sees him as insane anyway, no need to have any proof of the fact really.
Agree with alot of you - it's not difficult to see why they want him to have psychiatric evaluation.

The clown just keeps outdoing himself; he couldn't do better juggling rubber chickens and pouring paint down his trousers.
Excessive use of canabis (weed) is know to cause paranoia.....im just sayin.
@ DT:

What? How'd you get that out of my post? I was writing to reprimand him for his UNChristianly mannerism.
"The game industry is working with the mafia to bribe someone working on a case against me to get rid of me!"

"The game industry will soon be bribing every level of local, state, and federal government in order to get rid of me, we need to stop them now!"

conspiracy theories FTW!
@soga:

Oh, sorry... I was getting at the 'what would jesus do' attitude that he carries with him, that's all. Or I thought that's what he claimed, at any rate.

DT
@nightwng2000:

Well isn't that how you can tell he's lying? His mouth's open, and words are coming out?

@GoodRobotUs:

"In fact, I bet that everyone who has ever disagreed with Thompson about anything, ever, is part of a huge cartel that is out to ‘get’ him."

Pretty much, yeah.

@Grey:

A lie repeated often enough becomes the truth.” - G. Goebbels

I imagine he has that on a plaque or something on his desk or in his office somewhere...

@Soga:

If being Christian means being like Jack, then count me Atheist. :P

@Shoehorn:

Wow, you could make a 'JT Mad Libs' outta that!

@miraba:

Don't forget:

- Makes reference to historical events (9/11, WWII, etc.)
- Compares anyone in the industry to known criminal organizations (Mafia, Yakuza, etc.)

Ok, that's all I got.

DT
I was saying he preformed sadly on the G4 Debate, not like anybody saw THAT coming :3

Yeah anyway, where is Jacko? I expected a baseless defence and a poorly thought-out insult to dennis.
@ Pixelantes Anonymous

He needs it for exactly what you said at the end - so we CAN'T say he was disbarred for unethical conduct. If he were disbarred for that reason when he's on a moral crusade, he'd be a hypocrite. Furthermore, he'd lose all credibility with the media, as nobody would want to bring a disbarred lawyer with questionable sanity and ethics onto a news program to talk about... anything!
@brokenscope


hey if it gets them ratings then!!!

well i dont want to jinx it cause i really dont want the prick to post here so hopefully he's gone for good
As for the Jack drinking game, let's get a little dangerous, hmn? How about a shot for every page in a filing that's utter rambling and contains no evidence? XD

You could shoot red wine and still die of alcohol poisoning with that one.
I think everyone should stop giving him all the attention he wants.
...not demonizing your opponent in an attempt to marginalize them, are you, Jack?

/b
ha ha ha ha ha ha


Jack's going in the looney bin!
To prevent alcohol poisoning, perhaps it should be in sips, not drinks.
Take a sip every time Jack:

-makes a typo
-attempts to look "savvy" by putting "words" in "quotes"
-misuses a term that has a legal definition
-writes in a style totally inappropriate to his profession
-references himself on tv
-references his own book
-mentions unnamed "experts"
-confuses game consumers with game producers with console manufacturers
-uses a slur against someone he doesn't like
-claims that he's being persecuted for his religious beliefs
-mentions that he crafted a piece of video game legislation to "protect" minors from "illegal" materials
-fails to mention that said piece of game legislation was shot down in court
@ Josherisms

Most people say that, but in hindsight the only person it will really hurt is Jack Thompson. Sure we give him attention and that might be what he wants, but sooner or later he will misstep (some say this has already happened) and get himself in trouble. Furthermore, it will all be of his own accord. Additionally, we have already tried going the "ignore" route (several times) and it doesn't work, at least with him. Plus, there's just too much comedy to ignore.

-Auto
@Shoehorn

Yeah, I noticed that too. I found it interesting that he's finally admitting that his legal career is in shambles. Of course, none of that is his fault, or so he believes.
Did anyone notice he referred to "what is left of" his own career? Seems like he is succumbing to the inevitable and realising how his behaviour has damaged him!

This is the usual trash, no different from any of his other filings, only this one seems a little more desperate than any others :)

It contains, as usual:
I appeared on 60 minutes; (irrelevant self-promotional boasting)
The industry peddles porn to children (lie)
Material harmful to children (has not or will ever in my opinion be proven)
Everyone is out to get Thompson (perceived persecution - paranoia)
My wife has cancer (irrelevant plea for sympathy, her illness has nothing to do with his appalling behaviour)
Anyone who is against Thompson is a criminal (allegations based on his perceived persecution)
The reason they do not like me is because of my religion (irrelevant plea for sympathy, trying to hide the fact he is being acted against because of his behaviour)
Obligatory reference to the Star Chamber and numerous historical figures (flim flam in an effort to compare himself to honourable people and his opponents to dishonourable ones)
Mentioning his book (completely irrelevant, getting into Chewbacca territory here!)

And he finishes it all up with swearing that he is telling the truth. Wow, is all I can say.
As far as I can tell, his argument amounts to Ben Kuehne and Dava Tunis have ruled against him in the past, therefore they must be biased against them.
@Shoehorn O'Plenty

Yeah he should go with the Chewbacca defense.
@Ace of Sevens

It's one of things that confused me, I would have thought that, if Kuehne was being replaced, that alone would benefit Thompson, he'd be facing someone who hadn't had to deal with his behaviour before, he just had to put on the 'smiley face' for 20 minutes and he probably would have gone a long way towards easing the pressure, but instead he did this, which means that whoever steps in to replace Kuehne is going to have a very clear picture of what Thompson is like. Not to mention that including your own vanity book as evidence of your 'persecution' is...just....insane.
Also bearing in mind that Jack got the info about the Money Laundering from a 3rd party. Whilst it has no bearing anyway, and may be true for all I know, it's still third party evidence.

Of course, the funniest thing that could happen is for it to come to light that it was nothing to do with Money Laundering, whilst I don't see it happening, it would be damn funny if it did ;)
So... If I'm understanding this correctly... Jack wants to stop the Bar association for doing it's regular disciplinary duty... based on a stretched would-be relationship between the former designated reviewer's money laundering and his own connection of that to the game industry?

Buh-WHA? O.o; Does this man even think anymore? *taps Jack's blurry forhead, listens for echo.*
He kind of reminds me of that crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.I always thought he had some sort of mental imbalance.I was wrong, he has a SEVERE mental imbalance.In future history books his page is going to be between Tom Cruise and Charles Mansons pages.He will have a mental breakdown, then blame on violent video games.
@GoodRobotUS: That confused me too. If Keuhne is off the case, why does he spend several pages bitching about him? It seems like that should be a positive development.

Also, judging by the letterforms and the fact this contains hand corrections and numerous spelling errors, I'd say Jack is the only person in the country still using a manual typewriter. He obviously has a computer, as I doubt he can access GamePolitics on that thing. I wonder why he doesn't type up his briefs in a word processors like every lawyer except him started doing 15+ years ago.
"The deal the Bar has offered [Thompson] is that he will be disbarred permanently from the practice of law unless he agrees to a forced psychiatric evaluation by the Florida Lawyers Assistance Program…"

Somewhere in the Florida BAR HQ, I hear a shredder warming up.

"Has anyone created a Jack Thompson drinking game yet?"

Not unless you want ot die of alcohol poisoning.
[...] White House Link to Article supreme court Jack Thompson Projects Drug Cartel Dirty Tricks onto Game Biz » Posted at GamePolitics.com on Tuesday, July 24, 2007 Jack Thompson Projects Drug Cartel Dirty Tricks onto Game Biz July 24th, 2007 In a Federal District Court filing in Florida, ... drug cartel. Thompson, facing a disciplinary hearing before the Florida Supreme Court in September ... further proceedings against him by the Bar. The request was filed before U.S. District Court Judge View Entire Article » [...]
@Miraba - I created one a few years ago while we were still on LiveJournal. It should still be in the archives.
Reading through his expedited request, it looks like he's just flapping his lips without any back-up. He makes grandeur accusations against the video game industry and the Bar, and plays the victim. The problem? Absolutely nothing to back it up with. For example, he claims that the Bar pressed charges against him for reasons completely unrelated to any "breaches of ethics by Thompson" (a direct quote), but continues to badmouth the Bar without explaining or citing an example of how the Bar might have done such a thing.

I also admire how he accuses the Florida Bar of being "ideologically liberal... to punish Thompson by attempting to chill his at times successful First Amendment-protected efforts against the illegal distribution of adult and adult-rated entertainment to children," as though political ideology had ANYTHING to do with how you feel about distributing adult (mature)-rated games into the hands of children. Also, successful? Is it just me, Jack, or do we have completely opposite meanings for the term successful? Because last I checked, practically every single effort of yours has ended in shame.

I'm waiting for you to be disbarred, Jack. You not only deceive, you insult, ridicule, and just plain-out persecute others in the name of God. WWJD? NO. Jesus would NOT appreciate what you are doing. Neither would He really appreciate some of the things I do, but it still stands that you are claiming to act in the name of God. I do not claim to act in the name of God when I sin. Being saved is not a license to sin. Therefore, it seems that you are at the end of your string now, your time has come.

Game over, Jack. No continues. Do not insert any more coins, do not press start, step away from the arcade and never come back.
Why does John Bruce Thompson always have to refer to himself in the third person ?
As Jack's trial date approaches, I predict more and more outrageous accusations and claims like this one. The crazy will be a natural (for him anyway) reaction to paranoia and anxiety.
Now here's a question.

Considering that he's already taken one psychiatric evaluation, WHY is he kicking and screaming about doing another?

And yes, I know it's just to get more attention... *rolls eyes*
Isn't it satisfying to see someone's sanity crumble right before your eyes? ;)

At this rate, Jack will end in one of three ways:

1) Someone - not necessarily a gamer - will get fed up and angry enough that they will kill him.

2) Contrary to what he said in the PopZartlast interview, he will have a massive mental breakdown and kill himself out of despondency.

3) Regardless of the results of the psychiatric evaluation (if it even takes place), he will continue his inexorable slide towards insanity and senility into his old age. He will truly become, as the PA guys put it, "The crazy old man yelling from his porch." By that time, games will have become an accepted from of entertainment and the public and the MSM will no longer pay any attention to him. However, he will go to his grave continually babbling his paranoid accusations.

As dramatic and satisfying as 1 or 2 would be, the most likely and realistic outcome however would have to be 3 I think.
Maybe, like David Walsh, he doesn't want to be too closely associated?
Sorry, that was @Doggyspew :)
@Black Manta

Jack will definatly have to end with #3 because it would be throwing salt at a slug!
Also, who wants to bet that Thompson will lose the case and then call it a victory?

"IT WUZ A VICTORY KUZ DER JUDGE DIDN'T PUT ME IN JAIL"
he claims that he having to take another psych test or be disbarred is extortion.

Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law - Cite This Source
Main Entry: ex·tor·tion
Pronunciation: ik-'stor-sh&n
Function: noun
1 : the act or practice of extorting esp. money or other property; specifically : the act or practice of extorting by a public official acting under color of office
2 : the crime of extorting —ex·tor·tion·ate /-sh&-n&t/ adjective —ex·tor·tion·er noun —ex·tor·tion·ist /-sh&-nist/ noun


THERE"S NO MONEY THOMPSON. THAT'S NOT EXTORTION.
Hear that? No, that wasn't just an ordinary toilet flushing. That flush also had Thompson's legal career in there to go along with it.
Ok, let's see if I can pull this off:

There once was a fool form Miami.
Who thought his rude conduct's quite dandy.
"I thought that's ok,
But the Bar said 'no way!'
And now they've a pink slip to hand me!"
"The deal the Bar has offered [Thompson] is that he will be disbarred permanently from the practice of law unless he agrees to a forced psychiatric evaluation by the Florida Lawyers Assistance Program…"

They are starting to conclude Jacky is a little bit crazy like the rest of us have known for a long time now.
The sad thing is, I don't particuarly savour the idea of Thompson losing his license etc, but he really is bringing it on himself. I don't doubt he'll try to blame it on everyone else though.

I've never seen Thompson take responsiblity for anything of his that has gone wrong, ever. He never learned from his mistakes because it got to the point where everything was done by 'Them', be it one of various groups or people (Judges, Gamers, The Bar, various 'corrupt' individuals etc), and the moment someone starts talking about 'Them' you know Paranoia isn't far away.

The thing is, some of us here were around during the days of the insults and legal threats (including writing to the FBI accusing GP of being a 'Terrorist Site' because we dared to disagree with him) and I find it very hard to feel any kind of empathy with the man, if he were willing to learn from his mistakes, and that doesn't neccesarily mean change his opinions, it means treating the rest of humanity like they have exactly the same rights and feelings as he does... but then, he won't, he's too arrogant.
Just a thought, but does that mean that if a prosecuting lawyer is found to be involved in illegal practices unrelated to the trial whilst prosecuting a case, that the accused gets off free 'just in case'?

I doubt that.
GoodRobotUs, you nailed it right on the head...

The guy stepped aside. Unless JT can come up with some good reason why the replacement is equally corrupt (and just shouting "they're all corrupt" doesn't cut it), then the issue is over, and he's just crying "poor me" to try to get them to back off.
I guess the only way he can get people to read his book is by submitting it as evidence.

He also has some of the worst penmanship I've seen. Honestly, five year olds have better handwriting than that.
"A lie repeated often enough becomes the truth." - G. Goebbels

Jack's propaganda machine continues to spew forth it's execrable product. He is an embarrassment of ego.
Does anyone else have images of Morbo dancing in their brain now?

"EVIDENCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!"

-P
Has anyone created a Jack Thompson drinking game yet? It could be very effective at numbing the pain created by reading his filings.
One finger-depths for every typing error.
Two finger-depths for every accusation of being an organised crime group.
Three for every mention of the word 'Knucklehead'
Four for bringing up subjects totally unrelated to the case in point.

I find this helps, but I rarely get beyond about halfway down page 2.
I want to read the evaluation. And the notes that the doctor scribbles on his notepad.
LOL Reading through that complaint, I think it's more or less asking for a physch eval, apparently, not only is the game Industry against him, so is the Gay Rights movement, the ACLU AND the People for the American way are against him too.

In fact, I bet that everyone who has ever disagreed with Thompson about anything, ever, is part of a huge cartel that is out to 'get' him.

The man suffers from a Martyr complex of biblical proportions.
What... the... hell? I think Jack REALLY needs that psychiatric evaluation. Its obviously that his greatest battle isn't with Dennis or Take Two, its with sanity itself. Holy crap, the dip has really fallen of of Jack's chip. The point where everyone who disagrees with him is being paid off by the gaming industry speaks volumes of someone with major paranoia issues.


On a side note this would explain why he wants to put blame on video games rather than mental illness in tragedies such as Columbine and Virgina Tech. Because if we start focusing on the real problem and getting these people help, he himself could see the inside of a padded room!
"Are we not to be suspicious as to whether he may have been influenced by a video game industry which has even more money than the thugs of Medellin?"

No we aren't to be suspicious. Wealth does not equate to criminal activity. I don't expect any other company to bribe judges, so why should I expect so of all companies that make videogames? Furthermore given that the suspected reviewer has stepped aside, why should proceedings against Thompson be halted on the account of someone that's no longer involved?
Pffffft, real lawyers are too busy doing real lawyering to have time to do what this man does.

He's just trying to keep what shred of credibility he can muster for his 'crusade' as a media hooer.
Wow.

I just... I don't know. I can't even be surprised at what he does anymore. He's desensitizing me to stupidity, much the way he claims games desensitize us to violence.

Well, I better go back to laundering my dirty video game money, and make sure to pay the god fathers at the Take two Cartel their weekly cut.
It amuses me that Jack in any way, shape, or form, believes he's as important as he thinks he is. No-one in the video game industry is likely to step in the way of this trial, as it's outcome is pretty much assured.

Admittedly, that could just be me being hopeful.
You'd think that when his job is on the line, he'd act a bit more professional. But then again, what do you expect? It's Jack Thompson.
He thinks he's going to get off because someone on the case is suspended for something not even remotely related to his actions?

How long has this man been a lawyer?
The link does not work.

But I am not surprised that JT is accusing this man of bribery from the game industry. After all isn't this the same man who claimed that the whole of the game industry was involved in racketeering?
Ok, raise your hands if you're truly surprised that John Bruce would lie to or try to deceive the court with misinformation.

And if you do raise your hand, give a rational reason why.

Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
If I was the judge, I'd tell him just that Mark. Aside from that, I would let all the other charges go against him and see to it that not only is he disbarred, but he is also tossed into the Happy House.
From the look of the Florida Supreme Court's docket, Laddy Jack's also filed a Motion to Dismiss all pending Bar charges against him. In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, "Good luck with all THAT..."
@ Quad9damage

IIRC, that image is from Destructoid's footage of the Bully hearings.
What's up with that picture? Does he have a Youtube blog now?
Well, if it IS true, Jack does have a point that the man should be withdrawn from service until the accusations are dealt with, a Target Letter is no small deal.

That said, as JCCalhoun pointed out, we've yet to see confirmation that this is the case, and I personally doubt it would effect Thomspon's case in the slightest.
Maybe Jacko's real calling is as an investigative journalist because there doesn't seem to be anyone else who has reported that Ben Kuehne has been served with a "target letter" or accused of money laundering for the Medellin cartel.
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&safe=off&q=Ben+Kuehne+Medellin
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Ben+Kuehne
http://news.search.yahoo.com/news/search?p=Ben+Kuehne&c=

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