Judge Spanks Jack Thompson for Including Gay Porn with Court Filing

That gurgling sound you hear could be Jack Thompson’s legal career swirling down the ‘loo.

The frequent video game critic, already facing professional misconduct charges from the Florida Bar which could see him stripped of his license to practice law, has outraged a U.S. District Court judge by including images of men having sex in a document filed with the court last week.

It’s difficult to fathom what Thompson was thinking, but here’s how it all, um, went down:

As GamePolitics has previously reported, Thompson has a pair of lawsuits underway against the Florida Bar in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida. One of the cases, presided over by Judge Adalberto Jordan, has been the recipient of a flurry of motions by Thompson in recent weeks.

In a document filed with the court on September 19th, Thompson criticized the Bar for allegedly collaborating with Norm Kent, a criminal defense attorney from Fort Lauderdale. Thompson and Kent have a contentious legal history dating back nearly two decades. From Thompson’s motion:

The Bar’s demonstrable mindset is that the “enemy of my enemy is my friend,” as indicated by The Bar’s enthusiastic, recidivist collaboration with Mr. Kent, over a twenty year period, at Thompson’s expense. Lunacy proceedings have been sought and secured, Bar complaints have recently been maintained for nearly three years.

Kent, who publishes the National Gay News website, was criticized by Thompson in last week’s court filing for “distribution of hardcore porn to anyone of any age.” Not content to make that alleged point in writing, Thompson attached several gay porn pictures to his motion with Judge Jordan. The pictures apparently do not come directly from the National Gay News site, but rather are contained on sites linked from NGN’s adult links section.

In any case, His Honor was not amused.

In an order issued on Monday, Judge Jordan directed Thompson to show cause as to why he should not face sanctions, including possible contempt charges. Judge Jordan wrote:

The attached exhibit, which includes several graphic images of oral and genital sex between adult males, was filed electronically in the docket in this case, without prior permission from the court…

To the extent that the other attorney’s alleged conduct is in any way relevant… there was no need for Mr. Thompson to file these graphic images in the public record. A simple reference to the website and its alleged links would have sufficed…

Through his actions, Mr. Thompson made available for unlimited public viewing, on the court’s docketing system, these graphic images.

For this reason, by October 5, 2007, Mr. Thompson shall show cause why this incident should not be referred to the court’s Ad Hoc Committee on Attorney Admissions, Peer Review, and Attorney Grievance for appropriate action.

In the wake of Judge Jordan’s order, Thompson has filed (at last count) four responses. In the first, he proclaims that he is ready to go to jail over the issue:

Thompson may have more to say in his own defense as to his alleged contemptuous behavior, but at this juncture, with all respect, he does not apologize for nor regret what he has done… if this court desires to throw Thompson into jail for trying to sound the alarm in this dramatic fashion… then Thompson is prepared to go there.

In another response Thompson likens his actions to those of a rather more famous American:

To hold Thompson in contempt for alerting the federal court system to the criminal activity… is akin to arresting Paul Revere, in 1775, for “disturbing the peace” with his midnight ride…

 Via e-mail, Thompson told GamePolitics:

I’m not the one in trouble. The judge found a certain lawyer’s material obscene. I absolutely love it. This is the best thing to happen to me in a long, long time. Check my [case] filings, sweetie.

We have, and this isn’t the first time Thompson has been warned by a court not to include suggestive photos in those case filings. An April 12th entry in the Florida Supreme Court docket covering the Florida Bar’s case against Thompson includes this notation:

…the Court notes that [Thompson] has attached inappropriate and pornographic materials to his petitions that are irrelevant to his arguments. Respondent is warned that should he continue to submit such inappropriate filings, the Court will consider imposing sanctions which may include, but are not limited to, a limitation on Respondent’s ability to submit further filings without the signature of an attorney other than himself.

GP: As we said earlier, it’s really hard to imagine what Thompson thought he might have been accomplishing by including the offending images.

What he has apparently succeeded in doing, however, is seriously upsetting the judge who must decide the merits of Thompson’s attempt to block the Florida Bar from taking action against his license to practice law.

UPDATE: We’ve received comment from Norm Kent:

On a legal note, I am thinking most heterosexual lawyers… could better advocate their cause and arguments in the United States District Court than by… seeking, searching out and subsequently then downloading homoerotic images, that may or may not be found within our advertisers website content, over which I have no authority or control.

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469 Responses to “Judge Spanks Jack Thompson for Including Gay Porn with Court Filing”

  1. MaskedPixelante Says:

    Oh SNAP!

    had to be said

  2. Soul Says:

    What the hell was Thompson thinking?

  3. Tollwutig Says:

    Wow, I swear this man tries to amuse us on purpose. I guess Thompson’s next book will be “How to Get Out of a Failing Legal Career.”

  4. jds Says:

    Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!

    How will he troll the web from jail?

    So let me get this straight… Jack Thompson fights the good fight of keeping violent and sexual content out of the hands of minors by filing graphic pictures on a public website?

    Of course he might say, “How many kids go to these sites and peruse legal matters?” To which there could be several replies; such as, “Most kids that read this hilarious story” “Children looking to research the legal system for school” “Many more kids that would go to the gay news website”.

    Oh, man, this is SO funny!! I swear if he had a knife he’d probably cut out his eyes to spite his mind.

  5. Bad Wolf Says:

    I have just spent this morning laughing hysterically. Just when I find Thompson starting to get a little boring, he pulls something like this

    @Soul Says: Obviously, he wasn’t.

  6. GoodRobotUs Says:

    Oh dear oh dear…..

    I really am at a loss for words, there’s absolutely nothing I can say to top this…..

  7. Dan Says:

    The man’s a genius.

  8. GoodRobotUs Says:

    I just find the image of Jack sitting at his desk browsing and saving Gay Porn to be infinitely hilarious….

  9. Tenshigami Says:

    Two words. “Self Owned.”

  10. deuxhero Says:

    @jds

    there are also “kids” that find this shit (legal info) more intresting then anything they have to pay for >_>

  11. Thefremen Says:

    HAH! Jack Thompson has really gone off his rocker.

  12. Vincent Says:

    “I’m not the one in trouble. The judge found a certain lawyer’s material obscene. I absolutely love it.”

    He loved the obscnene material? Hah.

  13. myrpok Says:

    “The pictures apparently do not come directly from the National Gay News site, but rather are contained on sites linked from NGN’s adult links section.”

    Way to fail at the inter-tubes, Wacko Jack-o. Seriously, it’s always been a pet peeve of mine when people don’t know where one site ends and its links begin. Idiot. Or maybe he’s just playing on other people’s ignorances and he’s just a liar. Neither one surprises me.

  14. Klokwurk Says:

    The man is a gigantic fail-machine.

  15. Erik Says:

    Words fail me.

  16. NoFish Says:

    This headline alone has seriously made my morning. Oh JT, what won’t you do?

  17. AstroZombie Says:

    Thompson is completely bat-shit crazy. It’s obvious he views himself as some sort of crusading American hero, what with comparing himself to Paul Revere and all, when in reality he’s just another ignorant zealot and a really bad lawyer to boot.

  18. plkrtn Says:

    Is it me, or is Jack Thompson doing an amazing impression of Daffy Duck.

    Maybe when he saw the pictures on external links (which I am sure, if you look on the website of this person he’s taking to court - has a disclaimer about the content of external sites not being that site’s responsibility) he got this feeling inside him, but could differentiate between anger and arousal?

  19. Waffles Says:

    Maybe he’s just trying to end his career with a “BANG!”

    I look forward to his antics during the coming Bar hearing :)

  20. AgnostoTheo Says:

    To sum my reaction up nicely… “Uh-WHA?!” o.o;

  21. ChrowX Says:

    JT things he’s a modern day Paul Revere? What’s he doing, running through the streets screaming, “The gays are coming! The gays are coming!”?

    Sounds like he just made his homophobia public knowledge and just got another group of citizens on our side. Honestly, can you think of no nobler cause than stopping the linking of gay pr0n to potentially under-aged children? I cannot. War, starvation, and a collapsing economy have nothing ont he importance of this terror!

  22. GoodRobotUs Says:

    Never thought I’d see the words ‘Judge’, ‘Spank’, ‘Jack Thompson’ and ‘Gay Porn’ in the same sentence….

  23. metroidprimegmr Says:

    I’ll bet Janet Reno has a few words to say about this. ;)

    Anyone else think so?

  24. Quad9damage Says:

    “Yeah, so I’ll just check Gamepolitics real quick and then whaholdonWHAAAAT!??”

    Oh… oh man. This… I just… how.. why…

    This man is insane. In-fucking-sane. At this rate, we won’t have to wait for November.

  25. Demontestament Says:

    Wait….huh….wha? It is official JT has broke my brain with this antics this time. How do pictures of gay porn have to do anything with the case at hand? Or was he trying to point out that Mr. Kent has a website that offers adult links to people who are of age? He even says of age, not that he is giving free access to porn to kids. I will be surprised if he is not held in contempt for this little fiasco, my mind can not contemplate any logical reason as to why even Jack would try something like this. I know his past actions at times might be from deep in left field but this…this is completely out of the ballpark.

  26. Zerodash Says:

    1) He called Dennis “sweetie”.

    2) He distributes gay porn to other men.

    Conclusion: JT is a homosexual.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

  27. Thefremen Says:

    “Your Honor, today I will prove to you beyond the shadow of a doubt that Fox News is a terrorist Orginization and that Bill O’ Reily works for Usama Bin Laden!”

    “O RLY?”

    “YA RLY. You see, while I was watching ‘The No Spin Zone’ Bill discussed a video Bin Laden made and actually showed it on the air which means that he is a terrorist as is his employer.”

    judge: *FACEPALM*

  28. DavCube Says:

    Oh, just perfect. Apparently, now he thinks he’s the only one on the planet, aside from gamers, who’s smart enough to know how to use the internet.

    Did he honestly think this would make his point more apparent? Why not be a normal human being and just explain the details of the pictures IN WORDS? Or does he think the judges can’t read because they’re ‘in cahoots’ with gamers, who he thinks can only read words like ‘lol.’

    This man is sickening. As if his previous acts didn’t assure his downfall soon enough, this will definitely be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

  29. gs2005 Says:

    What tricks will John Bruce Thompson, unsuccessful anti-video game attorney, and professional massacre chaser (and he can’t even do that very well), do next as the star of his own circus? Clearly, he’s unable to jump through hoops of fire without getting singed for starters.

    I’m guessing the Florida Bar lion will bite his head completely off…

  30. Raybees Says:

    Let’s give it up for Jack “Don Quixote” Thompson…

    –Ray

  31. Erik Says:

    Also to Jack I want to make something clear. You are not Paul Revere. You are a Red Coat. Ready and willing to stamp out freedom wherever you see it. Oh yeah and the Red coats also lost.

  32. DavCube Says:

    Sorry for the double post, but i just noticed this.

    “This is the best thing to happen to me in a long, long time. Check my [case] filings, sweetie.”

    “Sweetie?” He. Called. Dennis. Sweetie? JESUS, THIS MAN IS SCARING ME.

  33. plkrtn Says:

    I don’t see at any point that its suggested that the judge has any issue with the website in question, just Jack Thompson’s decision to file hardcore porn in the public domain, where anyone, including a 4 year old if they so wish, has the right to view it.

    Jackie Boy, your career as a attorney is over.

  34. Lard Says:

    I knew his disbarrment was coming eventually…..but just not this soon!

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  35. BlackIce, Leftie Says:

    We had better start planning that party now..

    Brilliant. Absolutly fucking brilliant day.

  36. bustin Says:

    i never actually thought jack thompson was mentally ill until now, sure i thought he was an ignorant, intolerant sob, but not truly mentally ill. now i think he is. mr. thompson has my pity and sympathy. it’s so sad to see a man, no matter how much you dislike him, crash and burn in such a spectacular fashion. get help soon jack, you need it

  37. DeusPayne Says:

    I don’t know what to laugh at more. What he did, or the fact that he thinks that this is a win for him somehow.

  38. Quad9damage Says:

    This is truly a wonderful day.

    First Warren Jeffs is convicted, then Jack Thompson destroys his career in an instant.

    “Is this a great country or what?” Oh yes. Yes, it is.

  39. point09micron Says:

    Has it occured to anyone that this might be another tactic of his? If he pisses off the judge presiding over his case, he may have grounds to have the judge disqualified for bias against him, further delaying his disbarment.

    Either he’s an evil genius, or he’s just insane. Either way, he’d make a good comic book villain.

  40. nightwng2000 Says:

    GP,
    A prior post, apparently by John Bruce, had claimed that Mr. Kent was undergoing surgery. Despite the callous attitude John Bruce showed, and despite his penchance for outright lying and deceiving, I did go to Mr. Kent’s law firm site and emailed him my wishes for a speedy recovery in case this was one of the rare times John Bruce was telling the truth.

    I, too, have not heard back from him. And I can’t recalling seeing Mr. Kent’s posts lately, as I know he has posted here before.

    Since the case is still active, I would ASSUME that Mr. Kent is alive and well enough to take part in legal proceedings? Or is that assumption incorrect? As you say, you haven’t heard from him yet.

    Nightwng2000
    NW2K Software

  41. Grey Says:

    Jack will maintain that any sanctions visited upon him for his actions (making porn available via the court filings) should also be visited on his rival Norm Kent since, in Jack’s mind, Norm has engaged in the same behavior (making porn available via links from the adult section of his web site).

    When he is punished and Kent is not, he will cry favoritism and collusion or some other nonsense.

  42. DavCube Says:

    @ point09micron

    Except that, if it IS a tactic, anyone who’s spent any time in law school would be able to tell that and use it AGAINST him.

  43. InsidiousMrMoo Says:

    OMG here I am clicking on Gamepolitics and I see this article.

    This is the end my friends…. JT is heading down kicking and screaming the whole way.

    I love how he tries to make himself a martyr out of it by saying he is willing to go to jail over it… over what JT finding porn in the adults only links? wow just wow.

    Anyone gamers in Florida wanna have a party with me let me know lol.

  44. GamePolitics Says:

    @nightwng - I did email Norm Kent speedy recovey wishes and heard back a brief thank-you several weeks ago.

    I’ve no further info on his condition - it would be good to know that he is doing well.

  45. Hackangel Says:

    At first, when it was written images of gay sex, I thought it was only going to be two boys kissing. Isn’t that gay sex?

  46. BaronJuJu Says:

    “Through his actions, Mr. Thompson made available for unlimited public viewing, on the court’s docketing system, these graphic images.”

    Doesn’t this make JT a distributor of porn to minors since anyone can view the dockets?

    Way to JT, you became what you despised :lol:

  47. lumi Says:

    @ GoodRobotUs
    Quite the memorable headline, isn’t it?

    “Through his actions, Mr. Thompson made available for unlimited public viewing, on the court’s docketing system, these graphic images.”

    Maybe I’m jumping the gun here but…is this court-documented proof of JT providing pornographic material on the internet without any form of age identification?

    Like, not even a CREDIT CARD? =) (/wave JT’s son)

    There’s so much comedy gold in this story, I don’t know where to begin.

    Someone should make a forum avatar of JT’s head calling Dennis “Sweetie”.

    This is like waiting for the series finale of a comedy, but the network is putting it off for a couple of months, dropping 5 minute webisodes to keep us hooked. The end of the Yack Thompson Show should be well worth watching.

  48. Radio Guy Says:

    Please… Please post somthing retarded Jack!

    Also, pornography causes peadophilia!

    “Recently an Assistant U.S. Attorney, licensed by The Florida Bar, traveled to
    Michigan to have sex with what he thought was a five-year-old girl. He was able to make
    that “hook-up” through the Internet, the same Internet through which obscene material is
    made available to pedophiles. Any person with a brain, lawyer or not, knows that
    obscene images made available through that same Internet are not only making such
    encounters more frequent but also more desired. Anyone who can read the Attorney
    General Edwin Meese’s Commission on Pornography Report knows the linkage between
    pornography/obscenity and sexual crimes. Thompson has had the pleasure of sharing the
    podium with Attorney General Meese at LSU Law School years ago on these issues at
    the very moment that The Florida Bar was harassing Thompson the last time about this
    successful activism against this sewage.”

    This is genius and wins my IRONY OF THE WEEK AWARD!!

    To celebrate i’m off for a wank…

  49. BaronJuJu Says:

    @point09micron

    “Has it occured to anyone that this might be another tactic of his? If he pisses off the judge presiding over his case, he may have grounds to have the judge disqualified for bias against him, further delaying his disbarment.”

    Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

  50. E. Zachary Knight Says:

    Wow. I almost busted out laughing at work. Not cool Dennis. ;)

    I can’t believe Jack tried this. He even goes so far as to say that kids don’t go to the Pacer site looking for porn. That is not the problem. The problem is that kids go to the Pacer site to look at court documents and now they may stumble across porn because of Thompson.

    This is nuts and his disbarment can’t come any sooner.

  51. Doctor Proctor Says:

    When I came to site this morning I did a quintuple take when I saw the headline. I know we’ve proclaimed “JT’s lost it” before, but this time I think he *really* lost it! The irony here is just staggering.

  52. Jabrwock Says:

    What he has apparently succeeded in doing, however, is seriously upsetting the judge who must decide the merits of Thompson’s attempt to block the Florida Bar from taking action against his license to practice law.

    Par for the course.

    Step 1: file a case
    Step 2: piss of the judge
    Step 3: whine when the judge throws the case out, claim bias
    Step 4: profit?

    The pictures apparently do not come directly from the National Gay News site, but rather are contained on sites linked from NGN’s adult links section.

    So is the phone book company guilty of distributing porn to minors if an adult video store who’s phone number is contained therein happens to sell to a minor? After all, they are providing you with the means to locate said porn store… /sarcasm

  53. BlackIce, Leftie Says:

    “i’m not the one in trouble”

    Jack, you’re in so much shit right now..

  54. Josh Martz Says:

    That’s impressive, even for Jack. Open mouth, insert foot.

    I love the Ahminedejad reference in the first document. Technically, we can compare Jack to Ahminedejad, due to the fact that they blatantly resist the facts, even when they are staring at them right in the face. Comparing Jack to Paul Revere is like comparing a wolverine to a taco - there’s nothing to compare.

    Like I’ve always said, “The person that will ultimately lead to JT’s downfall will be JT himself.”

  55. Miraba Says:

    This is definitely one of the most interesting headlines we’ve seen.

  56. Dracis Says:

    Well, I will say I find the links to porn on the site are little out of place, considering the the site is obviously a news and information outlet, I will say whyt the heck does Jack Thompson care?

    I even clicked on the links, and while I’m straight, it’s obvious these links are for porn and the ads themselves do not show anything inapropriate or indecent, until you actually click on the links. But, ads for porn are everywhere on the web and considering these look like Google ads, I’m actually surprised Jack Thompson didn’t try and bring Google into the mix as well.

    I have a family member that is gay and I find Mr. Thompson’s actions and comments obviously descriminitory and a blantant attempt to make a mockery of the judicial system.

    You Mr Thompson will get what you deserve once Judge Jordan and the Florida Bar get done with you. I hope you enjoy a long time in jail for contempt. Oh, and remember, don’t bend over for the soap!

  57. Michael Brooks Says:

    There is really only one word to describe this

    LAWL

    How he hasn’t been banned from practicing law by now is beyond my comprehension. The day he is, though, will be the happiest day of my life.

  58. Imperialist Agenda Says:

    Jack Thompson: the gift that keeps on giving.

    What was he doing looking at homosexual material anyway?

  59. CK20XX Says:

    …I…uh…well…I guess if you gotta go, go with style. Maybe the crater that Jack leaves behind will become a tourist attraction.

  60. Hackangel Says:

    After reading through a few of the filings. It still amazes me how Jack Thompson makes many references to things that have absolutely nothing to do with the matter at hand. Mentioning video games again? The President of Iran? What does these things have to do with his present situation? How can he take himself seriously?

  61. Benji Says:

    Jack’s just a crazy little monkey, splicing gay porn images into his legal filings. And do you know what we do with monkeys that throw around gay porn in such a way? We spank the monkeys!
    …That came out wrong. But, yeah, I’m not really sure how this would have ever seemed like a good idea to JT. Perhaps the intricacies of his plan are such that I cannot divine them; this is entirely possible. But it’s also entirely possible that his plan is such that no one outside of JT’s own twisted logic can fully divine it. That’d either mean that JT is the smartest person on the planet, or that he’s insane. I’m guessing that he’s not the smartest man on the planet.

  62. E. Zachary Knight Says:

    I’m still waiting for the “If Dennis were a real journalist” commetns from Jackie Boy himself.

  63. BlackIce, Leftie Says:

    @Josh Martz

    Well, they are both hated figures in Britain. Thing is though, Paul Revere is popular in the US, JT is not.

  64. Canen Says:

    LOL that is amazing. Who would think he would be into gay porn…Oh wait.

  65. EvilZombie Says:

    Jack, I thought you were crazy but now I see you’re nuts, lol, had to say it.

  66. HurricaneJesus Says:

    Someone take the shovel away from JT.

  67. Dennis McCarthy Says:

    @Josh Martz

    “Comparing Jack to Paul Revere is like comparing a wolverine to a taco”

    Best laugh I’ve had all week!

    I want a wolverine taco now. Topped with Jackie boy’s special legalese BS sauce.

  68. Pixelantes Anonymous Says:

    Hahhahaha, hhahahhaha, uhhuhhahhahhaha

    My stomach hurts! Can I sue Jackhole for causing me distress?

    I can NOT stop laughing.

  69. NecroSen Says:

    I can see how pointing out that it’s easy to obtain pornographic material from a website without proof of age is a valid argument, but to present the material itself in a filing that is publicly-viewable by anyone? That’s like a 10 o’ clock news report on how much sex and violence there is on cable channels and then cutting to a 5-minute uncensored sex scene from a cinemax flick.

    Yes, it is eye-opening and brings great attention to your point… but it’s also illegal and downright stupid.

    I imagine in the next 48 hours there will be a response from JT on this very article saying
    a) this action is a win for him;
    b) he will gladly be a martyr for his cause; and
    c) everyone posting comments here is not a lawyer and should shut up.

    Seeing as the end of his legal career is now within plain site, I think we know that all three of those points are incorrect.

    @ JT (preemptively): Just stop, please. You’re embarassing yourself and your entire profession. This does not prove nor solve anything and will, in the end, be a footnote in the history of video games. Not one person capable of performing a Google search cares what you have to say anymore.

  70. E. Zachary Knight Says:

    @ Dennis McCarthy

    Just becareful with that sauce. It has a bad after taste.

  71. Mark Lucherini Says:

    He… wait… he actually believes, that as there is a tenuous link between the pornography *he* included in his filing and Mr. Kent, that it is Mr. Kent who’s in trouble? He *actually* believes that?

    Good lord. The man is the single most self-deluded inconsequential comedian I’ve ever encountered.

  72. GoodRobotUs Says:

    I just find it odd that the entire defence of his position seems to be ‘Well, the Bar want to discipline me, and Norm Kent has complained to the Bar about me before, and Norm Kent is Gay and his site has Adult links on it, therefore I shouldn’t be disciplined.’

    Sometimes I wonder if Jack has some kind of Legal version of the Magic 8-Ball.

  73. Hackangel Says:

    @NecroSen

    It’s not even that. His filings can be basically resumed as “The Florida Bar likes Norm Kent better than me but look Norm Kent’s internet site has links to gay porn sites so I’m right! Here’s proof, images from the porn sites!”

  74. Tammej Says:

    This has nothing whatsoever to do with videogames. Why do you bring those news?

    Do we have to read everything about this lawyer, just because he’s badmouthing videogames? I think not. It’s off topic. Please let’s focus on the game controversies and keep our eyes on the ball. That lawyer isn’t the ball. Symbolically speaking - that lawyer is just one player on the field, and right now he’s munching popcorn, sitting at the sidelines, playing Phoenix Wright on his DS.

    Watch that ball. Watch the teams.

  75. Larry Madill Says:

    Next step, Jack Thompson Goatse’ the entire supreme court.

  76. PlayItBogart Says:

    AAAHAHHAHAHAAHA

    OH GOD

    Jack Thompson, always ready to give gamers a hearty laugh.

  77. yoshi Says:

    Sounds to me like the crux of the issue is that by placing the images in the PUBLIC record he has committed the very offense which the case is meant to punish! Therefore my proposed resolution is to allow the case to proceed and at the conclusion any sentence given Kent should be extended also to Thompson (especially any resulting criminal record).

  78. Jlodus Says:

    @Tammej
    You just answered your own question. “Watch that ball. Watch the teams.”

    Technically Thompson IS the other team so we have to watch him. Albeit, slightly out there and not a good spokesman against our “team” but still an opponent nonetheless.

    And even if you don’t consider him the entire team, he is still a player on that team and if you watch the team, it means watching the players that make up that team.

    Even then, it is still hilarious.

  79. That Whacky Jack is at it again! - Page 4 - Fires of Heaven Guild Message Board Says:

    […] I just saw this. I mean what the fuck is this guy thinking? I’m at a loss for words. […]

  80. koichan Says:

    Just when you think Jack has reached the limit of craziness he pulls something like this off… I’m actually quite interested in (or possibly scared at, not sure yet) how he could possibly top this one though :)

    Best quote is this one i think
    “I’m not the one in trouble. The judge found a certain lawyer’s material obscene. I absolutely love it. This is the best thing to happen to me in a long, long time.”
    Remind anyone else of the old Iraqi information minister? (who was busy proclaiming victory even as the capital city centre was falling)
    It’s highly amusing that jack actually thinks he’s winning when it’s blatantly obvious to everyone else that he’s failing miserably in the most stunning way possible.

  81. GoodRobotUs Says:

    I agree with you to a degree Tammej were it not for the fact that Thompson is still legally active against Video games. Not very effectively, I’ll admit, he can’t even get his dates right, but he’s trying.

    I think what this boils down to in part is things we cannot see, Thompson is famous for harassing people, not just them, but their families, their employers etc, he’s actually pretty much a stalker, he’s already harassed Dennis’ employer and left some really creepy messages on his home phone, and it’s not the only case, I’m sure people remember the ‘I know who you are, I know where you live’ comment he made on Tycho’s cell phone at PAX.

    So I think it’s partly about Jack involvement with Video Games and partly to do with the fact that he finally recieving the payback for all the hatred he has spewed at those who don’t agree with him over the years, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there IS a hint of satisfaction for Dennis to report this, Jack tried to destroy (and that’s a direct quote) his opponents through various nefarious means on numerous occasions, and all he’s succeeded in doing is destroy himself.

  82. ed Says:

    I actually refuse to believe this Jack Thompson could possibly be real!
    You’re making him up aren’t you?!!!
    It’s getting so ridiculous that I’m actually wondering whether i’m reading a comedy blog disguised as a gaming politics blog.
    It’s like watching the farce escalate in an old episode of fawlty towers or something

    :D

  83. Oni Says:

    What was he thinking?! This is the complete antithesis of what he’s trying to accomplish. He wants people to think he’s sane and rational, and then does stuff like this?!

    Seriously, y’know what I think he should do. Before filing any motion, he could consult his wife or close friends. He should ask them ‘does this sound alright?’ or ‘Would it be a good idea to do this?’. At the very least, he’d look less insane. Come on, John. Submitting gay porn with a court filing? How does that play into anything?

    We understand you don’t like gay people, and y’know what? That’s fine. I don’t care what you like or don’t like, but before you do something like this, you could at the very least consult somebody regarding what you’re doing.

    You’ll be less of a laughing stock that way.

  84. Pneusodym Says:

    I like the way Jack implies that, by offering ads on his gay news site for gay porn sites, Kent enabled a US attorney to comment heterosexual pedophilia? Can someone diagram that carefully structured argument for me, please?!?

  85. Benji Says:

    @Tammej: It’s a somewhat sad but true statement that GP readers are interested in JT’s activities. That, and JT does remain a very high-profile person in the gaming world, even if it is for all the wrong reasons.
    GP reported on GamerDad being hospitalized for heart surgery not long ago. This technically was not news related to any games or any political actions - it was a report on a guy who went to the hospital. But since the guy in question is a somewhat important part of the gaming and political scene it was entirely appropriate in my opinion that the story appear. Same thing here - if JT suffers disciplinary action as a result of this then it’ll certainly have a major effect, so it is appropriate that we be informed of the series of events leading to any potential disciplinary issues.

    I’m also curious - the crux of JT’s argument against Kent is that Kent has adult content linked to his LAW website. If the links are off of NGN, and Kent does not advertise his legal business on NGN or otherwise use it to solicit business, then even if he owns the website it doesn’t make him any different from any other operator of websites. And NGN, from what I gather from the story, doesn’t have adult content on it but simply links to sites that do. So NGN isn’t even specifically an adult-themed website.
    I can see the argument if a lawyer was operating a pornographic website (even if done legally it does cast lawyers in a somewhat negative light. I’m not saying that it should definitely not be allowed, but it’s an argument at least worth the arguing.) But Kent’s website is apparently not pornographic. Even if its key theme is of a controversial topic, there’s no wrongdoing that I can see.

  86. Chadius Says:

    How does Joke Thompson manage to outdo himself week after week? If only he could use these powers for good instead of evil…

  87. Alvin Says:

    Jack, although many of us here are against censorship, I stand by everyone here by saying nobody wants to see you naked.

  88. Judith Iscariot Says:

    …Is Jack Thompson THAT desperate to suicide his own career?

  89. Michael Says:

    GP, have you ever sent any judge or panel any of the material JT has sent you? Especially when he was being evaluated, I can honestly see the insane things he has typed down here could really reflect his insanity.

  90. GoodRobotUs Says:

    You know, if Thompson gets disbarred for making Pornographic material available to the public, I think I will take up a religion, because you simply HAVE to believe in Karma after something like that.

  91. Costanzafaust Says:

    so he sits around all day trolling forums and surfing the internet for gay porn.

    Why do we even give this loser the time of day any more?

  92. koichan Says:

    Guys! i think i’ve finally figured out JT’s actions:

    He finally realised his political career is going nowhere, so he’s trying to break in to the comedian profession. (certainly makes me laugh)

    It all makes sense now! ;)

  93. Rob Says:

    Dennis, did Thompson just hit on you?! I’ve never heard a straight man refer to another man as being a “sweetie”. Hey, there you go, maybe he sticks around so much because secretly he’s got some romantic feelings for you Dennis. lol

  94. Gameboy Says:

    OK. THIS is funny. And what a nice Birthday present from Jack. The gift of laughter. It’s great.

    Still.. whatever happened to the bar complaints? Wasn’t there supposed to be a hearing on Jack’s behavior earlier this month? I really wanted to get news of that today (or at least this month).

  95. SolarisDeschain Says:

    Aww, Jack didn’t have any arrogant, ignorant boasts to make this time.

  96. VioletSon Says:

    Magnificent. Just awesome. Crazy like a fox or just plain loco roco, his shenanigans always puts a smile on my face.

    I’m not so hot on the gay porn in a professional resource, but I suppose there are some other objectionable images there albeit for more appropriate reasons. Regardless: *slow clap*

  97. DoggySpew Says:

    You hear that ? That’s the sound of the final nail in the coffin of Jack Thompson’s carreer .

  98. VenomandCarnage Says:

    I think he WANTS to destroy his career at this point

  99. CowboyBeboper Says:

    Dennis,
    You have done the unthinkable. You turned a cruddy morning into the best one ever. I owe you big time!
    You’re doing God’s work, friend.

  100. VaMinion, Not an Attorney (thank god) Says:

    Boom! Self-inflicted headshot!

    -P

  101. MaskedPixelante Says:

    If I recall, Jack is trying to get the hearing pushed back so he has more time to pull stunts like this one.

  102. Gray17 Says:

    Well, we wondered a little why Jack was quiet over the last few days. Apparently it was because he was looking up gay porn.

  103. danceej Says:

    Finally get rid of that douchebag, he attacks anyone what an asshole, and a waste of human flesh.

  104. Automancer Says:

    If Jack Thompson is willing to go to jail over this issue, then I hope that for his sake he studied those sites he linked, really well.

    -Auto

  105. Xlorep DarkHelm Says:

    Why bother trying to do anything to this guy? He’s able to murder his own career and reputation all by himself.

  106. Black Manta Says:

    I need to forward both this and the report of that conference he was at last week to my second cousin. I’m sure he’s pretty active in the gay community. He’ll have a good laugh about this. :)

    You’ve just got to be astounded at the man’s delusions of grandeur. To compare himself with Paul Revere? Giving an advance warning about an imminent attack by enemy forces and warning against people of an alternative lifestyle are two very different things, but I guess Jack’s mind makes no such distinction. :P

    I think Jack has more in common with Mahmoud Amhadinejad than he would care to admit. Both men are known to make bold, outrageous statements wich they have no intention of backing up or following through on. As was noted earlier, they refuse to face the facts in spite of overwhelming and obvious evidence. And finally, both are due to get a good thumping soon from all indications. I think JT might want to consider moving to Iran and applying for a position in his cabinet after he loses his license. They’d probably get along great!

    One difference though: Amhadinejad was willing to visit a country that was largely hostile to him and where there was probable cause to fear for his life. Yet Jack wouldn’t go to PAX because he feared for his safety from hostile gamers. Say what you will about Mahmoud, but I at least have to give him some credit for that.

    “I’m not the one in trouble…”

    Man, what denial!

  107. xzero87 Says:

    Ok, wow. I’m not sure why I’m surprised considering the person we’re talking about, but..

    This made my morning, thanks for the laugh Dennis.

  108. OtakuMan Says:

    “Taps” is the bugle song they play at a funeral, right? I think someone should go ahead and play Taps for JT’s legal career. It’s dead as a doornail.

    1) He’s already been warned.

    2) He attached the obscene material WITHOUT getting prior permission from the court. He has also since the second warning, provided no solid REASON to include said images.

    3) Jack’s got to be even dumber than he thinks since the images weren’t from Kent’s site, but rather a site that Kent’s site LINKS to, and it is noted as being listed under “Adult Links”. Jack has absolutely no ground to stand on.

    4) He said he’s willing to go to jail if it means not backing down from his beliefs.

    Guess we’ll be seeing him in the slammer. I can’t wait! :D

    ~Otaku-Man

  109. Dog_Welder Says:

    By Jack’s only fallacious logic, we can now say that Jack Thompson distributes porn to minors. I love it.

  110. Quad9damage Says:

    Over a hundred comments now. It’s time for the old man to deliver his “if Dennis were a REAL journalist” post and give an explanation about why we’re all wrong here.

  111. DoggySpew Says:

    I’m actually starting to feel a little sad for Jack.

    Just a tiny bit.

  112. KIlraven Says:

    Could some kill him, please?

  113. Nytro Says:

    This reminds me of the McCarthy era of anti-communist hysteria. As you people might know, Senator McCarthy made ridiculous allegations about the infiltration of society by Communists. He even said that he had lists of names of people in the government who were communist. Although there were communists , they were often never in the position to cause any harm to the United States.

    My point is that during the McCarthy era, even being neutral to anti-communism was considered supporting communism. The smallest aspects of peoples lives were used to defame and ultimately to marginalize “unsavory” people. Jack Thompson is basically acting out the entire McCarthy era in his ongoing tirade on whatever he believes offends him.

    Just like in the McCarthy era, if you arent part of the solution (IE You arent buying into Thompson’s hysteria) you are part of the problem (basically everyone and everything else).

  114. Ikari Gullwing Says:

    Bahahahahah. Good god way to make me spit my ten dollar morning coffee all over the barista as I read this shit. XD!

  115. Kharne Says:

    “What he has apparently succeeded in doing, however, is seriously upsetting the judge who must decide the merits of Thompson’s attempt to block the Florida Bar from taking action against his license to practice law.”

    So… he’s pissing off the one person that can save his sorry ass form total annihilation?

    Well, I guess we’ve got nothing to fear here.

  116. chuck Says:

    This is terrific. I was wondering what the plan was going to be when Jack got disbarred, because it wouldn’t stop him from filing pro se, wouldn’t stop him from whispering in legislators’ ears, wouldn’t stop him from being a talking head on TV that lazy producers would tap as an “expert”, and so on. I mean, it’s not like he’s ever been effective as a LAWYER, so I was really concerned that disbarring him might have an Obi-Wan effect, making him more powerful than ever.

    Then this. Oh man. “Jack Thompson, disbarred and facing criminal contempt charges for sending gay porn to a judge.” That just sums it all up. Not only is his LEGAL career done for, his PUBLIC career is pretty much going down with the ship. Sic transit Jack Thompson.

  117. bustin Says:

    @KIlraven - is that comment really needed? come on

  118. Zerodash Says:

    Is JT targeting gays more lately? Perhaps he is tired of failing against videogames & gamers and is looking for “better” targets. Many more people hate gays than gamers.

  119. Orange Soda Says:

    “is akin to arresting Paul Revere, in 1775, for “disturbing the peace” with his midnight ride…”

    One more pun for the pile, heh. I just got done reading The Snapper, so Irish slang is fresh in my mind.

  120. jack thompson, attorney Says:

    Ah, but Dennis, what you don’t know is what is REALLY going on. I’m having fun!

    Oh, an why don’t you tell the kiddies what the Judge called this material, what legal term he used? You have purposely deleted the “o” word from the Judge’s description. Shame on you, Denny Doo.
    Jack Thompson

    GP: yada, yada… Jack’s point (if you can call it that) here is that Judge Jordan called the pix obscene. And in Jack’s mind that means that Kent was illegally purveying obscene material.

    Except that the pix were not on Kent’s site. They were on a site linked to from Kent’s site under a heading that was clearly labeled “adult.”

    Bt that logic, GP is pushing those same images, since we linked Kent’s site in the article.

     

  121. Black Manta Says:

    @ Nytro

    And just like McCarthy, JT is being undone by his own zealotry. His picking on Halo 3 is the equivalent of McCarthy’s picking on Fred Fisher. All we need is a Joseph Welch equivalent to yell at him, “You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?” and we’re done. :)

  122. Ghost coins Says:

    Can anyone else get the PDF docs to load?

  123. Quad9damage Says:

    @Ghost coins

    For some reason, Firefox refuses to display pdfs for. Saving and viewing them in Acrobat works for me.

  124. Sidewinder Says:

    It seems like Jack is just one step away from the abyss. And the funny thing is that nobody would need to push him, he would step forward himself.

    BTW, Jack. Sidewinder would like to inform you that only people with mental disorders or minimal IQ would speak about themselves in third person. The shrink cleared you, so Sidewinder thinks that the latter option is more likely.

    (Paul Revere, did he have something to do with the American revolution?)

  125. x(wai)x Says:

    (Paul Revere, did he have something to do with the American revolution?)

    “The British are coming! The British are coming!”

  126. Rob Says:

    Here’s something for your guys who need a visual of how Thompson looked that day.

    http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2186/jackthompsonhardgaynm1.jpg

  127. Gameboy Says:

    @ chuck

    I would like to think that legislators and news producers wouldn’t listen to a man that was disbarred. Being disbarred is like being given a dishonorable discharge from the military in my mind.

    Jack maybe an incompetent lawyer, but without his own license he would find it difficult to file claims like his ridiculous effort to have Halo 3 declared a public nuisance. True, he could still do it, but do you really think a claim from a disbarred attorney (even if he had other representation) would hold much water in court? More importantly, he couldn’t leech onto some unfortunate people who just lost a child in a violent crime and convince them that a video game pulled the trigger.

    But hey, he’s willing to go to jail over this, so I say we let him. Maybe then he’ll learn what true criminals are and what truly motivated them.

  128. initial Says:

    Dear Jack Thompson:
    Please die.
    ….

    And if you try to sue me, I live outside that legal hell call USA.
    So, do not waste my time.

  129. Mr.Pat Says:

    Step 1: Decide to work on getting pornographic images removed from enemy’s website.

    Step 2: Show said pictures around to everyone in an inappropriate fashion???

    Step 3: Profit?!

  130. Jabrwock Says:

    “is akin to arresting Paul Revere, in 1775, for “disturbing the peace” with his midnight ride…”

    No, it’s more like arresting Paul Revere, after he tries to warn the British are coming, by shooting fellow Americans…

  131. Gray17 Says:

    (Paul Revere, did he have something to do with the American revolution?)

    He provided advanced warning of British troop movements for the opening battles of the American Revolution. The result was a nasty surprise for the British.

  132. Awol Says:

    Jack, keep up the good work! The conspiracy keep getting bigger and bigger but you seem to able to dig down and find the truth no matter where it takes you.

  133. retrogamer88 Says:

    What I want to know is why JT gets his panties in a bunch and spoils everybodys fun. Man, if you don’t like it you don’t have to ruin it for the world. Jerk.

  134. Tulang Says:

    Jack Thompson STEALTH ATTORNEY: places obscene material in the middle of court documents to highlight the hot coffee scandal but rather than provide an explanation claims the persecution defense. WHOOPASH!

  135. Zerodash Says:

    @retrogamer88

    Its different for “Men of God”- they exist to push God’s agenda. They call themselves “Culture Warriors”, but I think their actions and fanatacism is more akin to “Culture Terrorist”.

  136. BaronJuJu Says:

    @zerodash

    I have said it before, but JT is about as “Christian” as Jim Jones, David Koresh or Fred Phelps. He is an extremist, nothing more.

  137. Erik Says:

    “Ah, but Dennis, what you don’t know is what is REALLY going on. I’m having fun!”

    Sweet damn you are a delusional fuck. Yes the judge called the pictures obscene. The pictures that YOU put into a legal document were obscene. YOU provided pornographic material to the judge. YOU are in trouble. I know you’ve been railing your whole career against personal responsibility, but everything here does seem to point to YOU.

    Jack Thompson provided these obscene photos, not Norm Kent. Well see how much fun you have with a contempt charge held against you.

  138. Timmay! Says:

    @chuck

    It wouldn’t stop him, but it would sure as hell kill his credibility. If he got disbarred for any of the reason they’ve listed, he’d pretty much be blacklisted. Nobody would want an attorney who was disbarred the way he would be as a “close advisor” or “expert witness”.

  139. VaMinion, Comedian Says:

    “Ah, but Dennis, what you don’t know is what is REALLY going on. I’m having fun!”

    Having fun? Looking at gay porn.

    Man, I don’t even NEED to come up with a punchline for that one.

    -P

  140. Ashla Says:

    You know, I was starting to think Jack was losing his touch; afterall, he’d fallen back to his old tricks of harrasing R*, attempting 11th hour appeals to stop the release of popular video games, using his Son to perform stings operations on retailers.

    Old hat really.

    But this, This is right up there with supenaing GWB in the department of ridiculous legal stunts.

    Let’s say for the hell of it that Kent did in fact have pornography on his website. How is this an issue relating to his personal legal troubles?.

  141. Citizen_Snips Says:

    Christ I don’t know how this guy keeps his job. Come on Jack, we need someone as incompetent as you to fight the Game Industry! Otherwise someone who is actually good at their job might take your place!

  142. jadedcritic Says:

    HIlarious! Priceless - what a human freakshow! Are we so certain he wasn’t making a pass at the judge?

  143. Erik Says:

    You have to give Jack some credit though. The fucker keeps a positive outlook no matter what. His house could be on fire and he would just sit there smiling and saying that “everything is going to plan.” He just threw his career away and yet he thinks he’s winning. Brilliant.

  144. Orange Soda Says:

    “Ah, but Dennis, what you don’t know is what is REALLY going on. I’m having fun!”

    That has got to be one of the creepiest things I’ve ever read.

  145. Dog_Welder Says:

    Attention jackasses (i.e. KIlraven and Initial): Comments wishing somebody to die or asking if someone can kill someone are not cool, even if they are pointed at Thompson. Grow up, kids.

  146. point09micron Says:

    Christ I don’t know how this guy keeps his job.

    He doesn’t have an actual job. He’s not a member of any law firm I’m aware of, and it’s been decades since he did any legal work for money.

  147. Black Manta Says:

    Ah, but Dennis, what you don’t know is what is REALLY going on. I’m having fun!

    I’m sure the judge would not be pleased at Jack’s self-confessed attempts to game the legal system at their expense if he read that.

    Oh, an why don’t you tell the kiddies what the Judge called this material, what legal term he used? You have purposely deleted the “o” word from the Judge’s description.

    Yeah, and way to go leaving out the “d” from “and”. :P

    Shame on you, Denny Doo. Jack Thompson

    Again, this coming from someone who’s supposed to be a professional. ::rolleyes::

  148. Ken Says:

    Thank God. If he goes to prison, keep him there for the rest of his life. And if possible, put him in a cell with a con who loves games and hates him.

  149. general531 Says:

    Did I read what I thought I just read? Or did my eyes go crazy?

    Among his bloopers, this has got to be the deed that ends his career.

    @Orange Soda
    I agree 100%

  150. BlackIce, Leftie Says:

    Put him in with a high school shooter, if possible.

  151. 1P Start » Blog Archive » Jack Thompson loves gay sex, compares himself to Paul Revere Says:

    […] [Game Politics] […]

  152. GamersRyno Says:

    By this account, Jack is doing more to display these “obscene” pictures. That website only provides a link whereas Jack provided pictures. Shame on you, Jack!

  153. linenoise Says:

    Video games don’t corrupt children.

    Jack Thompson distributing gay porn through public records corrupts children.

  154. BrainWentSplat Says:

    Ok, so here’s a guy, a crusader for the parents and voice for those who are afraid to speak up about the wrong doings of the video game companies. He’s educated in legal matters and, as such, is trying to show the fallacies of the Florida Bar. He has spent years turning his personal goal into reality by making motions that have affected the material, sales, and other aspects of video games. Now, with that in mind, we now see this same man show that he is capable of doing similar to that which he is trying to stop.

    Now, I’m not educated in law but I do have a few things about this that make me curious:

    How can a website linked to another website through a 3rd party script be construed as a concious act of soliciting adult material? First: the linked website is not, by any other means than word association, run/operated/owned by Kent. Second: the script used to generate the adds is based on a search engine, which means that the links generated are based on “meta” tags and, without changing the script to the search engine, there is no way you can filter out all adult related material. Third: would this not then indicate that he [Thompson] could then bring not only Kent but; the company in charge of the advertisment script [Google], and each and every adult linked site through the advertisment script to court for makinging adult related material accessible to children?

    Such a broad term for Thompson to make an allegation surely means that there is something behind these tactics. Either he is trying to pull off some “coup de grace” to his own carrer or he is going to try to pull off some stunt which, in light of these actions, will send him spiraling like a suicide bomber towards the Atlantic…

  155. BrainWentSplat Says:

    Sorry for double post but:

    @GP: considering the wording that Thompson used in his comments to you, wouldn’t it be appropriate to take actions to either stop or, using the same excessive force, bring Thompson up on sexual harrasment charges?

    “sweetie”

  156. Socialist Gamer Says:

    I am reminded of when you beat up a strategist such as Sima Yi or Zhuge Liang on Dynasty warriors. “This retreat is all part of my plan!”
    Suure it is.
    You planned on looking like a Douche, right?

  157. jdmdsp911 Says:

    Thank you Dennis for making my day. I was having a really lousy week until now. Warning for everyone else, don’t be drinking Iced Tea when clicking to GP. My nose just learned the hard way :) I haven’t laughed this hard in a long long time.

    Hey thompson, is that Dominos Pizza down the street still hiring Delivery Boys? Maybe you can work for them.

  158. cullarn Says:

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    theres nothing to say hes fucking lost it

    the marbles are rolling down the street as we speak

    (and it sounds like hes ready to start dating dennis) we will cover you dennis head for the hills!!!

  159. E. Zachary Knight Says:

    “Sweetie”, “Denny Doo” Do I need to go any further. Just the email in the article is creepy enough. Now we get the creepy comments from Jack.

    Either he is nuts or that porn has changed him.

  160. neoSpider Says:

    I fail to see the relevance to GAME politics here. This is site is however starting to come off as Jack Thompson Politics.

  161. Mutantemeco Says:

    I usually try to make a disturbing comment towards him on these articles. But he out disturbed me on this one.

    “OOOOOH WAAH AHH AHH!”
    -David Draiman.

  162. The Central Scrutinizer Says:

    Jack: so your point was to say: Look at this obscene material that is readily available to anyone of any age on this particular website and you included those images in a electronic report which, by law, has to me made available to anyone who wants to view it… including children

    GREAT MOVE JACK

  163. jonc2006 Says:

    uh. wow.

  164. BlackIce, Leftie Says:

    It’s party time…

  165. Anonymous Says:

    Unholy…

    No! Jack, don’t! We need you to ridiculize the anti-video-game cause! Come back! Please!

    Franckly this made my day. I’m going to have to hunt down some lesbian porn now, before JT’s goatse’ing of the whole universe.

  166. Doctor Proctor Says:

    @neoSpider

    Considering that only 5 days ago Jack Thompson filed a motion for an injunction on the sale of Halo 3 until such time as it could be declared a “public nuisance” under Florida law, he’s very much an important part of “Game Politics” today. His meltdown is equally important since he is someone that has helped draft numerous bills, crafted several lawsuits and attempted to bar the sale of many games because of their harm to minors.

    Also, only 3 of the 20 stories on the front page involve JT…and this has been a busy week for him too, what with three legal actions (or threats of legal action) going on at once. I hardly think that qualifies as being “Jack Thompson Politics”.

  167. Erik Says:

    The funny thing is that Norm Kent’s site provides links to adult material. Jack Thompson’s public available court records will have such images directly. Brilliant Jack, you have made porn available to children. Shall we call you JackStar or Take-Jack?

  168. Nekojin Says:

    IANAL, but my mother is (actually, she’s a judge these days). I have some understanding of court procedure.

    It’s my understanding that paper filings (the sort of things that can be submitted to an automated system) are only supposed to be clear, factual TEXT statements of one side’s position.

    Pictures are not text; they’re evidence. Evidence is not entered into the public record until the judge has reviewed it and determined whether it is: A.) relevant to the case, and B.) suitable for the public record.

    If my understanding (as stated above) is correct, then Thompson attempted to do an end-run around a Judge’s authority to enter these pictures into evidence and the court record - something that is a very serious breach of protocol and procedure.

    That is what disbarments are made of…

  169. cullarn Says:

    @Anonymous

    hes gone . . . he cant come back

    just wave goodbye and relax, we have won this battle without lifting a finger

  170. Jabrwock Says:

    Oh, an why don’t you tell the kiddies what the Judge called this material, what legal term he used? You have purposely deleted the “o” word from the Judge’s description.

    So you’re now proud of having submitted obscene material to a publicly viewed venue?

    Shame on you, you pervert.

  171. Andy Smith Says:

    Ironically, contrary to poetic interpretation, Paul Revere was actually captured by the British and Samuel Prescott was the one who warned Concord of the imminent British attack. Revere had his horse confiscated and was abandoned in the countryside. The comparison may be more apropos than Jack intends.

  172. Austin Lewis Says:

    Good Lord Jack! You seem ill-contented to simply be disbarred; you desire to go out with a BANG!

    Way to shoot yourself in the foot.

  173. Ashton Says:

    It’s like he WANTS his license to practice law revoked. What a maroon.

  174. VenomandCarnage Says:

    JT’s back ALREADY?! How long did that whole “swearing off GP” thing last? Two days? I guess I owe someone a soda.

  175. chuck Says:

    The judge used the word “obscene”, Jack, and you think that’s in your favor?

    Jack, they might not have taught you this in lawyer school, but I’ll let you know: obscenity is a CRIMINAL charge. You are potentially facing CRIMINAL charges.

    If you’d like, I can explain to you what CRIMINAL means.

  176. E. Zachary Knight Says:

    Can someone be considered a martyr if they shoot themselves? I am thinking that Jack is making sure he goes down just so he can claim he is a martyr.

  177. Jack Thompson Slapped For Including Gay Porn In Court Filing - eXophase Games Network Says:

    […] Judge Spanks Jack Thompson for Including Gay Porn with Court Filing [Game Politics] […]

  178. Beltaine Says:

    I can just see it now….some legal historian going over old legal briefs..

    Hmm…Suing a website because one of their links went to an adult site.
    They definitely had some real misconceptions about how the internet works.
    Lets see what he included….

    A Goatse through time….

  179. BaronJuJu Says:

    @EZK

    Some extremist that blow themselves up are considered martyrs by other extremists.

  180. Agent CH Says:

    Every time I think Jack can’t get any more insane…

  181. SilverStar Says:

    “GP has been unable to reach attorney Norm Kent for comment so far. Via e-mail, Thompson told GamePolitics:

    I’m not the one in trouble. The judge found a certain lawyer’s material obscene. I absolutely love it. This is the best thing to happen to me in a long, long time. Check my [case] filings, sweetie.”

    …Thompson has obviously decided to come out of the closet. “sweetie”? Saying he “absolutely love[s] it” in reference to the submission of hardcore gay porn?

    Congratulations, Jack. It’s always a hard thing, when someone finally comes out. It’s even harder when they’re a public entity like yourself. How will your children take it, though?

  182. Timetheos Says:

    I bet Jack likes to go to Airport restrooms. He probably has a wide stance.

  183. Samantha Jane Says:

    No lawyer in his right mind would do this … obviously he is not in his right mind.

  184. EOTD Says:

    I’ve been wondering for a long time whether Thompson was “crazy like a fox” and had some extremely convoluted plot behind all this, or just plain crazy. I no longer wonder.

  185. Mazinger-Z Says:

    @BaronJuju

    True, but Jack doesn’t have a religion or anything else backing him. No politician is going at this with the same mouth-frothing fervor that this moron is.

    He’ll be a martyr to no one.

    I have a hard time understanding how what he does doesn’t impact his wife’s career. I know she’s a SUCCESSFUL lawyer with a firm… but as I understand it, legal is a pretty tight. How can she go day-to-day with an albatross like him around her neck?

  186. adventure_of_link Says:

    Two words here: TOTAL IRONY.

    yes, defends the kids and public from violent and sexy videogames, yet sends gay porn to a judge?

  187. jdecamp Says:

    *popcorn* *soda*

    Keeps getting better.

  188. Father Time Says:

    “The kind of things this man produce are absolutely horrrd and disgustingly obscene. Here let me show you some.”

    Just when I thought he couldn’t dig his grave any deeper.

  189. ooftygoofty Says:

    Wow

    Just wow.

    I already knew he was insane, but this is just a whole new level of crazy. There’s no question he’ll get disbarred now.

  190. Wiggootski Says:

    BEST JACK THOMPSON MOMENT. EVER.

  191. Generic Name Says:

    Since it was made visible to the public by him, cant a parent of an underage child who saw the material sue for it?

  192. upgray3dd Says:

    Lol Lol Lol :) In the words of a policeman who’s name I can’t recall “this really kind of speaks for itself” He really is insane, isn’t he.
    @jdecamp
    I’m with you.

    *popcorn* *soda*

  193. Father Time Says:

    Should his law career fail he may able to persue a career in comedy. No really it sounds like something taken right out a comedy show.

    “This man produces disgusting gay pornography and sells it to children. Hardcore porn such as this: (Shows it on a projector)
    And this:
    *Click*
    and this:
    *click*
    and even this
    *click*

    Mr. Thompsan is this really necessary?

    Yes
    *click*

  194. /b/tard Says:

    Hahaha omg I saw this in 4chan.org’s Random forum, /b/ I was laughing sooo hard when I read this XD

  195. Mew Says:

    LOOKIN’ GOOD THERE, JACK.

  196. Anonymous Says:

    shut up faggot

  197. Zerodash Says:

    @ JT

    You feel good about making pornography free available to children?
    You feel good about sending gay porn to another man?
    You feel good about being unproffessional?

  198. Maju Garzett Says:

    Wait… What WAS Jack doing on the NGN Website in the first place?

  199. jds Says:

    @VenomandCarnage

    Man, I didn’t think it would only be a few days!!! Jack can’t even follow through with his own promises.

    “The Thompson are coming! The Thompson are coming!”

  200. Timmay! Says:

    I’m not sure if some of the people got this, but from the way I was reading it, he didn’t just e-mail the judge some gay porn, he put it up on the website for just about anyone to see.

  201. New Here Says:

    Mr. Thompson has forgotten the first rule of the fanatic :

    “When you become obsessed with the enemy, you become the enemy.”

  202. Anonymous Says:

    @ our honored /b/rother.

    You weren’t the only one trust this anon, really.

    Come on Jack, you can do better than that.

    Would be fun seeing him getting v&ed though.

  203. Jabrwock Says:

    @Father Time

    Judge: Mr. Thompson, you do realize you are committing a felony by showing obscene material in a courtroom without prior permission, right?

    JT: It’s freedom of speech! I have a right! Don’t oppress my religion you hack! I want your job! You were paid off by the industry! I’ll bet you are in league with teh gays! Child molester!

    Judge: *sigh* Bailiff, fetch me some Tylenol, this is going to be a long day…

  204. Hojpodge.com » Blog Archive » Jack Thompson really is an idiot Part 2 Says:

    […] Last week I wrote about some of Mr. Thompson’s wacky antics, perhaps this will become a weekly event. Jack decided to submit some gay porn to a U.S. District Court Judge last week and the judge didn’t seem to find the anal pounding relevant. Game Polictics has all the info, but Jack could be in some serious trouble considering he is already facing sanctions in Florida that could see him disbarred. The attached exhibit, which includes several graphic images of oral and genital sex between adult males, was filed electronically in the docket in this case, without prior permission from the court… To the extent that the other attorney’s alleged conduct is in any way relevant… there was no need for Mr. Thompson to file these graphic images in the public record. A simple reference to the website and its alleged links would have sufficed… Through his actions, Mr. Thompson made available for unlimited public viewing, on the court’s docketing system, these graphic images. For this reason, by October 5, 2007, Mr. Thompson shall show cause why this incident should not be referred to the court’s Ad Hoc Committee on Attorney Admissions, Peer Review, and Attorney Grievance for appropriate action. […]

  205. Jabrwock Says:

    @Timmay!

    I’m not sure if some of the people got this, but from the way I was reading it, he didn’t just e-mail the judge some gay porn, he put it up on the website for just about anyone to see.

    He filed it in the docket along with a tirade against Kent and the Bar for “looking the other way”, prosecuting Thompson for being a tool, while “letting” Kent “distribute” gay porn to children (through some weird and convoluted logic involving links that Thompson seems to have spent quite some time ‘researching’ on Kent’s website)

  206. Jabrwock Says:

    Thompson doesn’t even provide a link to the material in his filing, he merely attaches some gay sex pictures, and considers that proof? LINKS YOU DOLT! Prove that they were on Kent’s website. Otherwise you’ve got nothing but some obscene pictures you pulled off of alt.gay.sex.lawyers…

  207. F**ked up Says:

    Isnt the ones that are usually against something so heartedly usually found out to be the ones that are into it.

    Like u know the politicians doing everything in power to ban gays but later on are found out to be gay.

    Hehe well now we know jack thompson surfs the internet for gay porn. I wonder what else he has on his laptop? Hot coffee?

  208. yowzers Says:

    Jack is really quite hilarious…there are so many other, less entertaining ways to dig a grave…

  209. Ben Says:

    To me, this reeks of sabotage.

  210. The Central Scrutinizer Says:

    rotflmao @ alt.gay.sex.lawyers

    bwahahahaha

  211. cullarn Says:

    im still reeling

    (my guess is this why you havent gotten a response from kent, hes in shock lol)

  212. DragonBomber Says:

    Wow. JT’s career is becoming more and more like an anime or Takashi Miike film plot every day. He in undoubtedly being used as a case example of what NOT to do in court in classrooms around the world. Thank you JT for the schooling, and the horror.

    Some have commented and said that he has become what he fights. I would say in some ways he is infinitely worse than any version of the enemy he could pull up. JT is a devious hypocrite, going against all that he is preaching is wrong. He is using explicit content to light a powder keg for what he believes is his benefit, a profiteer more massive than Rockstar could ever manage. Rockstar believes their content is desired and fit for a consumer base. JT is literally slapping the county, and by proxy the world with his smug arrogance to any principles whatsoever.

    As others (including the judge) have said, this was for everyone to see. Giving the judge a baggie of smegma or feces would have served his purpose more than the photos. What if the website in question had been using youthful looking computer generated/edited images, young looking models instead of gay men, or a cooperative venture with Dateline NBC? He would have truly become someone worth castrating IMO. With good reason.

    Tip in case you do end in prison at any point JT. Don’t let your pants sag, that’s code in prison meaning “I am available”. Also, avoid allowing yourself to be labeled as a punk. If anything, declare you are a jocker. The soap thing is obvious. When the cell stops laughing, pick a fight and hope you win. You have to show you are crazy early on.

  213. SilverStar Says:

    @cullarn

    Of course he’s in shock. Jack just admitted to willfully browsing gay sex websites.

  214. E. Zachary Knight Says:

    I think the Crazy Photoshop picture of jack would have been better suited to this story. Or maybe a Mug shot.

  215. Gameboy Says:

    Jack is a moron. The judge calls his action obscene and he acts like that is a good thing.

    *Jack kills someone*
    Random Person (RP): “What have your done!? Are you insane?”
    Jack: “Why thank you.”
    RP: “What? This isn’t a good thing!”
    Jack: “Yes. Isn’t it wonderful?”
    RP: “I’m gonna call the cops!”
    Jack: “Oh? Let me help.”
    RP: “Get away from me!”

    @ Father Time

    I can totally see that happening. I see it clear as a bell like it’s on TV right now.

  216. Jesse Young Says:

    Jack Thompson is confused!

    It hurt itself in its confusion!

  217. Downward Spiral Says:

    This just made a very boring work day so, so much better.

  218. dash16 Says:

    Did he seriously compare himself to Paul Revere?

    How does riding a horse in the middle of the night equate to distributing and making publicly available hardcore gay pr0n? AFAIK, even ‘net nanny’ programs or filtering content wouldn’t catch this, because it is hosted on a public government website, so anyone can view it?

    Congrats Jacko. Bravo.

  219. Murry Says: