Judge in Jack Thompson Case Won't Bow Out; Hearing Set for Oct. 9th

Judge in Jack Thompson Case Won't Bow Out; Hearing Set for Oct. 9th

October 4, 2007
Despite a flurry of motions by Jack Thompson and even Thompson's attempt to add presiding Judge Adalberto Jordan to the list of named defendants, Jordan has refused to step aside from presiding over the controversial attorney's lawsuit against the Florida Bar.

In an order issued late yesterday, Judge Jordan wrote:
In my opinion, the content of the numerous filings submitted by Mr. Thompson indicate that he has difficulty separating the legal issues in this case from broader social issues on which he has strongly-held beliefs. Mr. Thompson unfortunately appears to believe that every act taken against him, and any judicial ruling adverse to him, are part of a vast conspiracy designed to silence him and destroy him.

Judge Jordan has scheduled a hearing for October 9th at 9:30 AM on motions by the defendants (the Florida Bar and Judge Dava Tunis, the referee in Thompson's Bar disciplinary trial) to dismiss the case.

The judge will also hear from Thompson on a motion regarding the "show cause" order issued from the bench following Thompson's inclusion of gay porn in a docket filing.

Comments

"Dennis McCauley, either you post here the fact, which ou have known for two hours, that Judge Jordan has now stayed the referral of the disciplinary matter to the Ad Hoc Committee, or you’ll wish you did."


Or what you whiny bitch? Are you so delusional that you believe that you can bring repercussions upon Dennis because he won't write what you want him to write. Yeah, good luck with that one.
wow... first the delayed release of Yu-Gi-Oh GX Tagforce 2, then the release of Final Fantasy Tactics - War of the Lions, and now this.

Tuesday is going to be awesome.
Oh, people are seeking to destroy him, no conspiracy though. Conspiracy requires communication and planning before hand. Jack has made so many enemies, done so many stupid things, people want to have him disbarred. They don't need to collaborate. Ol' Whacko Jacko has burned every bridge behind him, and is surprised to find himself stranded on an island.
of course the judge won't bow out.

Why did thompson ever think it would work in the first place?

I'll refer to what has said before (I believe by norm kent) that "if all a lawyer had to do to get the judge removed was to make him a defendant in the current case, then lawyers in general would be able to pick and choose their judge, which is not what the legal system is about" (I'm paraphrasing here)
And so it begins..
Oct 9th? Did they just speed up what he was trying to delay? Ow!
Well now it seems like Jack thompson will have lots of time to search for gay porn in the not to distant future.

Please someone who is a lawyer in Florida, cant we sue Jack Thompson for being a public Nuisance. I want to have head deep in litigation so that when he craps he craps on important legal documents.

Please lets sue thompson for being a public nuisance. we can start a fund like they did with flower for jack thompson.
RE - Memoirs of a Communist

++COMMS BEGIN++

To Do List:

1. Ivan spilled Vodka on jeans again. Throw in Volga.

2. Nikita is being fool. Says Americanski Walked on Moon. Send to Ukraine to inspect Chernobyl "Nuclear Technicians Convention".

3. Preznit Bush lost to me in Poker. Again. Make Cheapskate pay up or boot in arse treatment shall be used.

4. Send muffins to following :-

Raul. Not his brother. Doctors orders.
JFK. Remember Scotland Address.
Gena Feist. Woman told me how to use answer machine.

5. Send [poisoned] Cigars to following :-

Old Boss.
New Boss.
New Boss'es son. Little Jackass he is..

6. Stop writing Memo's on internet. Da, pull the other one.
@ Andrew McGregor

Its not like JT is taking the "place" of the "leading" anti-game crusader. Him being out of the picture would not suddenly leave a vacuum that needs to be filled. In fact, I would argue the likes of Leland Yee and David Walsh are the polite, more civil anti games personalities.

At this point, it is less and less about the games and more about watching a mentally ill man ruin his life.

Don't expect a real game-related JT story to break until near the release of Manhunt 2 and/or Mass Effect (lesbian sex).
@Norm,

Thanks for the info, as they say, Fame makes a fickle master.

That whole 'You started it' thing actually was a bit creepy...
@Norm Kent

"to quote the Bible he likes to say he believes in but never seems to live by,"

Couldn't have said it better myself.
@Baggie

If only...he'll probably do it more if anything, and blame us for it. After all, there's a massive conspiracy against him.
How much ammunition do we collectively have? It seems a shame not to use it in sheer happyness when JT is actually disbarred.

Fire it at the sky!!!!!!11one
Man Jack you sound like that ex-girlfriend that wont leave Dennis alone.

I guess all the gay porn surfing has been getting to ya.

Chill out and have some hot coffee.
@gp

at least hes not calling you sweetie anymore

i wonder what he meant by "youll wish you did"

hmmm is that a threat little man
"Dennis McCauley, either you post here the fact, which ou have known for two hours, that Judge Jordan has now stayed the referral of the disciplinary matter to the Ad Hoc Committee, or you’ll wish you did."

So now you're the only one in the country that can make threats anymore? What happened to all the others you said you'd 'get'?

And Dennis isn't an internet drone, stalking your life. He has a LIFE, and he'll update HIS blog whenever HE finds it convenient. Not whenever you feel like it. Shut the hell up.
"jack thompson, attorney Says:

October 5th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Dennis McCauley, either you post here the fact, which ou have known for two hours, that Judge Jordan has now stayed the referral of the disciplinary matter to the Ad Hoc Committee, or you’ll wish you did."

Translation for those of you who don't speak Miami Jack:

"Waa Waa Waa... I'm the Grand High Poobah of the Tin-Pot-Dictator-Wannabes and you'll do as I say or else! I own the Interwebs and I own YOU so do as I say or... or... I'm telling on you! :P And I'll throw another temper tantrum! So there! :P "

Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
Hey Jack,

Being a complete prat and threatening people to post information that they have known for "2 hours" is not a requirement by law for GP or any journalist. Guess what? You just told people yourself by commenting here (or get your own damn website, if anyone will bother to read it). And guess what else? Dennis isn't your fucking slave!

Noone is at your beck and call and if you don't like the idea that press and journalists will post and write things in their own goddamn time, then publish your own hourly newspaper.

I hereby revoke my previous comment, which held concern for your mental health and your families well being by your continual and ultimate self-destruction. You treat people like crap and you deserve no pity. To paraphrase 'The Royale Family'; "Christian? My arse!"
@Shoehorn O'Plenty

Well, I remember clearly that he used to tell gamers to "go to hell more quietly". I'm admired that something like that hasn't showed up around here anymore, despite the deserved level of bashing he's been taking from us. For someone who resorts to foul language and temper tantrums as often as JT does, and that much pressure, I'd say he could spit the cuckoo bird from his mouth at any moment, in a very Looney Tunes kind of way, and fall in catatonia, or murderous rampage then tell it was GTA. Probably the latter.

@DarkTetsuya

ROFLMAO at the dictionary.com idea, we should e-mail them immediately :D
I have to agree that disbarment won't likely curtail Jack's insane, attention-whoring behavior and may likely make him worse than he was before he was disbared. It's actually the legal profession and the public that'll benefit more from an outcome of bisbarment when that comes about. But I wouldn't be surprised if it caused a major shift in Jack's attention and his crusade ceased to be the destruction of violent video game makers and distributers and, instead, became the Florida Bar and anyone and everyone who he believes contributed in any way to his being bisbared.

However, maybe someone close to and concerned about Mr. Thompson will take his disbarment for the obvious sign which it is that the man desperately needs some kind of professional help and can exert enough influence over him to quitely lead him away from the public spotlight and towards that help.
@ chuck

There's been numerous times he's 'threatened' both T2 post-settlement and judges in his career already. Remember that article a few weeks back where he was having a row with some T2 rep and he spouted several of his 'you'll live to regret it' lines?
"In my opinion, the content of the numerous filings submitted by Mr. Thompson indicate that he has difficulty separating the legal issues in this case from broader social issues on which he has strongly-held beliefs. Mr. Thompson unfortunately appears to believe that every act taken against him, and any judicial ruling adverse to him, are part of a vast conspiracy designed to silence him and destroy him."

seperating legal issues from social issues... thats an accurate point actually.
In other words, Jack: Nice try, no banana.
Beyond pwnd. As IGN would say, BEYOWND. Kiss your law license goodbye Jack.

P.S. Hooah!
Dennis:

Quick note - The link on the PDF isnt working.
Dennis :

what Chuma said.
404 alert!
So out of the three court cases he is involved in:

He has dropped the Kotaku case (so named by GP) -
It is looking very much as if this case will be dropped on the 9th -
That just leaves the disciplinary case against him. So with both of his ludicrous stalling tactic cases gone, he seems pretty much done. The referral to the Grievance committee by Judge Adalberto only does more to add to the disciplinary case, as it is another example of Thompson's inexcusable unprofessional behaviour.

I can't wait!
which was the case where he tried to Subpoena George Bush & his brother?
C'tri: Wasn't that this one? I dunno, I really can't keep up anymore.

I can't help but chuckle when I read the conclusions that the judges come to about Jack. "Believes everything is part of a vast conspiracy against him..."
I just marked my calendar! I can't wait to see what happens to this douche.
When's the hearing to ban him from being a lawyer? It's kind of overdue.
Blage : Yes, although if you look at things over the past, its a fair conclusion to reach, every time someone says something critical, they're immediately denounced with whatever stereotype JT can bring to bare.
I hope Jack Thompson follows his own advice, picks up a lawyer game, and gets really good at it fast.

I just hope someone films it like the other hearing...so fun to watch.
If a judge were required to recuse whenever a litigant threatened to sue him, disgruntled parties would be able to forum shop by the simple expedient of filing a civil action against the presiding judge.


I am so glad that the judge is seeing right through Thompsons actions. It makes the whole thing move along smoothly.
HOAAH! Indeed!

Jack is a bully, but it looks like someone is calling his perpetual bluff.
Is it just me, or does the judge sound like he feels sorry for JT in parts of this? I'm not saying that's a bad thing, just wondering if I'm the only one who sees that.

I know I'm personally worried. Jack's been pulling out all the stops on this. He's clinging to his license. I'm wondering how much it'll affect him to lose it.

-Mike Schwinger
Will there be a live feed. Heh heh >:D
I want a transcript! I'll pay monies for it... Or muffins. Whatever I have more of.
I'll take a muffin.

*eats teh muffins*

Num num num.
Actual link: http://www.gamepolitics.com/images/legal/JT-jordan-conspiracy.pdf

Dennis was just missing the /legal/ in the link on the front page.
I don't have to work on Monday (Columbus Day). I was going to use one of my stored holidays and take tomorrow off to enjoy a well-earned 4 day weekend. I am heavily considering working tomorrow and taking Tuesday off to drive to Miami (I live in Orlando).

Hmmm...decisions decisions....
Oh, and by the way, Jack... take a good look at that order the Judge issued. See that? That's what a *real* legal document looks like. Notice how it's professional and follows a clear path of logic? And how different it is from your ranting, blog-like venom?

Maybe when you're all grown up, *you* can file legal documents like that too! Won't that be nifty? And you'll be able to point to it and say 'I did that all by myself! I'm a big boy now!', and it'll be the proudest moment of your life.
So, basically Thompson acts like a school yard Bully (pun intended), and the Judge slaps him down for it. Good for Judge Jordan!

Jack, will you never learn? These Judges have forgotten more about the law than you ever knew.
@flettz:

Thanks for the correct link! Thompson just got the legal smack laid down on him... The judge pretty much blasted everything he had using *logic* and *case law*, two things Thompson has a lot of difficulty with.

My only regret about this whole thing is that it's not on CourtTV. =)
Thompson's legal career is over and there's nothing he can do about it :p .
please someone just but JT out of his missery...He's made himself a living joke. I personally will make sure JT, after this whole embarasment will never be on any talk show news broadcast spewing his lies.
This feels relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqpLF-KS8BI

;D

Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
Ghede Wins.
Hopefully Desructiod will have video of this hearing too.
To John Bruce Thompson:

Sweetie, when you can pass the BAR on your first try without having a nervous breakdown due to the sudden glaring hole in your superiority complex, and can move beyond simply "practicing" law to being a "legal professional", as many others have, we'll be interested in hearing what you have to say. Well, maybe.

ApokalypseNow, Sane and You're Not

PS: H.U.A. (Head Up Ass)
man, I wish the October 9th hearing was televised... curl up with a big bowl of popcorn.
Watching Jack stumble and bumble his way through the last two years has been like watching a monkey hump a football.
I'm just waiting for JT's claim that this is just what he wanted, and how he has them right where he wants them (right behind him with his pants around his ankles).
I believe JT was also talking about personally suing the judge- so that may be on the table for a later date.
Does Destructiod plan on visiting this court room? I hope so. That was a great little vid they put together. I'm not sure where this court is, because the other one was local for D-toid.

Weird how a robot-hat wearing 'kid' can get better coverae than courtTV.
It sounds like Judge Jordan continues to be very tolerant. His order states in very plain English that we have interpreted the legal situation correctly. So the I'm-a-lawyer-and-your-not argument was absolutely wrong.
Let's face Thompson, you have become someone we pity against our own better judgement.
So, this is... what... the third Judge to state that Thompson alleges conspiracies? Or is it just two?

"Thompson unfortunately appears to believe that every act taken against him, and any judicial ruling adverse to him, are part of a vast conspiracy designed to silence him and destroy him."

Isn't this evidence of a persecution complex?
DCOW,

From the ruling linked above:

"Fifth, Mr. Thompson’s threat of a lawsuit
is insufficient to warrant recusal. If a judge were required to recuse whenever a litigant threatened
to sue him, disgruntled parties would be able to forum shop by the simple expedient of filing a civil
action against the presiding judge. See In re Taylor, 417 F.3d 649, 652 (7th Cir. 2005); United States
v. Studley, 783 F.2d 934, 940 (9th Cir. 1986); United States v. Martin-Trigona, 759 F.2d 1017, 1020-
21 (2nd Cir. 1985)."
@JT, Recipient of Ethics Complaints and I'm Not

Do you honestly think you have a chance next year of becoming a judge yourself?

ApokalypseNow, Not Filing Porn as Evidence and You Are
Evidence of a personality disorder, more like. Anyone not with Thompson is not only against him, but his enemy. All actions that don't favor him are not only unfavorable, but an affront to him. That's how he seems to see these things.

My girlfriend had a friend who had the same problem. Thing was, she could be quite influential to her other friends. Long story short, much drama ensued, heads rolled, friends became enemies became friends against enemies, until finally everyone figured out what she was doing and stopped listening.

Same thing seems to apply to Thompson here. He's delusional.
It's a bout time a Judge called out Jack Thompson.

It seems way too many times JT has found a way to delay the inevitable, but this time it seems someone is finally standing up to the school yard Bully.

You should check that link JT thats what a real legal document should look like, ya know not just incoherent rambling which the Judge so lovingly pointed out in his order that you do.

So sweetie have fun continuing to dig your hole because I have a feeling you haven't stopped yet, I mean seriously is self control even in your vocabulary?
I just started playing Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney and I'm already a better lawyer than ol' Sweetie Thompson.
Justice and sanity (mostly sanity) will yet triumph!

Hooah!
@WarOtter

That's a good point. What happened to Jack's gleeful assurances that filing those gay porn images was producing exactly the results he wanted? This still what you had in mind, Jack?
I've thought it over for a while now, and when it comes to court cases, JT isn't a bully, he's a spoiled brat. The only reason he's upset is because he's not getting his way, and when he did something wrong an authority figure called him on it.
Now we wait.
The conspiracy is vast indeed...it reaches right down to me, and I'm not even involved!

You have to realize at this point that the legal processes against Jack (including the previous settlement with Take Two) are our legislative process of explaining to the public that Jack is a nut.
In my opinion, the content of the numerous filings submitted by Mr. Thompson indicate that he has difficulty separating the legal issues in this case from broader social issues on which he has strongly-held beliefs.

Guess JT has been watching too much TV if he can't separate fictional court cases full of drama from real life... ;)
When will he jump in to this discussion and declare "It's all part of my master plan to bring expose the Video Game conspiracy" or somesuch crap?
We need to get some popcorn and drinks ready for the 9th.
Well, Disbarment is a major action to take, it may not go as far as that at first, it depends largely on Jack in that respect, if he goes into the courthouse, eats humble pie and admits that he's let his judgement and professionalism get clouded by his own moralistic views, then he'll probably get away with little more than a slap on the wrist, however, this is Jack Thompson we are talking about, so expect a full marching band with accompanying flotilla, and a stream of accusations of corruption for daring to question his view of events.
I'd pay to see this.
Yet another excellent start to the workday.

@Flettz

Thank you for the link, that was fun reading. Here is a Stack of Muffins for you.

@TriceFallen

Noticed that myself. Heck I am guilty of it. Jack is not worthy of hate. He is an ineffective attention seeker, Pity and annoyance is about all he can generate anymore. Would be like Hating a yapping dog.

@Lard

Maybe we should get together and send him a copy of that title. Salt in the wounds is fun at times (yes yes it is also petty and small but Jack is owed that much) and JT needs all the help he can get.

And as I called for yesterday.. I would like a call upon a show of support for Judge Jordan.
Hmm... my wife's due date is only one day away from JT's court date... is it possible my son could be born on the same day everyone's least favorite lawyer is found in contempt of court? That would clearly be a sign that my offspring is some kind of anti-asshole savior!

He's going to have the BEST birthday parties. There'll be a JT-shaped piñata and everything. You're not invited. :-P
What's the bet Jack goes in dressed as a Man of the Cloth?

I'd really like to see him in a Waffen SS getup. It would be very reflective and entirely appropriate.
@JT

I come from a family of lawers so when I see you doing this bullshit and claiming that we have no idea about law because you have been mutilating law for 31 years I would like to point out that I know your bullshit. The judge is right and you are wrong, and when you finaly loose your licence you will have diserved it for being a hack lawyer and a disgrace to the legal community. I wish you the worst of luck.

p.s. When you lose your licence, please try to make it on October 21. I have $20 riding on you.
i note that whenever there is little trolling, and sensible written out posts, JT doesn't seem to post.
i feel, from reading this, that people are looking forwards to future endeavours by Mr Thompson, as one would look forwards to a game sequel. (incedentally, and because i cannot control my glee, there're only 6 days till HL2:E2 is realeased!!!!)
Oh shit, Jack found out about our conspiracy. We need to move further underground!
...he has difficulty separating the legal issues in this case from broader social issues on which he has strongly-held beliefs....

Kind of ironic when you consider his 'angle of attack' when talking about computer games.
@GoodRobotUs

yes, us gamers (broadly speaking) have better notions of 'reality' and 'fiction' than Mr Thompson is currently demonstrating.

If he played games more, he'd learn about barriers, and notions of such things. i mean, he lectures us about not having practised law for 31 years, and then says that violent video games warp and contort us.

@JT. My name's Peter, i'm 20, and i work for the Scottish Government. i play computer games every day, often socially with friends. i haven't had a serious desire to hurt/kill/maim a human being since i started playing computer games. Games have enriched my life and broadened my experiences, in a way that merely reading books, or going to the cinema, cannot.
When you're as experienced at computer entertainment as myself, THEN i'll seriously consider your preachings on the matter.
RE - Plot #674

++COMMS BEGIN++

American "Lawyer" John Bruce Thompson - Discovered Comrade Stalin's Plan. Attempting to expose. Eliminate immidiately.

Discredit or assassinate. Preferably with GTA fan/ Eastern European Criminals in City of New York.

++COMMS END++
Hmm. I shall use this name on all JT articles from this point onwards.
Jack Thompson, losing his license.

@KGB
Funny as hell.
@KGB/BlackIce

LOL

Just as long as you do not betray the darker secrets for our eventual takeover of the world by eroding the brains of gamers and making them zombies.... ooppsss.... er please disregard.

Besides JT had not taken even 5 minutes from his ever so busy and sinking life to visit us and post his usual spew... maybe he does not love us anymore.
ROCK AND ROLL! \m/!!

(Still got it..)

Thank you, thank you. I could do Penny Arcade with that material..

Having said that, I've got another one in mind..
Er.. why are the Exclamation Marks so pale?
Silly Icehawk, you almost gave away our whole master plan. Just think of the damage a "Crusader" like JT could do if he knew the truth...

Scratch that, there's nothing to see here... really...

On a more serious note, I'm pleasantly surprised that this has happened so quickly. I had been expecting it to take a while longer to get this far. With the date coming up fast and since there's no question of 'if' one must wonder what JT will do 'when' he gets disbarred. I'm thinking with 31 years of experience already, he'd make a great clown.

KGB/BlackIce, I look forward to your continued posting, gave me a good laugh when I saw what name you'd posted as.
@Jack Thompson, soon to be ex-attorney.

I've said it before, and it will besaid again, this is your own fault, suck it up and deal with it.

P.S. HOOAH!!!!
Nuts, lost it.. Now taking suggestions - Until I remember what I forgot.
Maybe this whole ordeal will be good for him. Maybe he will finally have some free time on his hands.

I just hope he uses it as an opportunity to spend more time with his family, instead of downloading so much gay porn off the internet.
Is this Christmas come early?
Yes, and the New Year too.
I know you are excited people. I myself cannot say that the prospect of Jack throwing his career in the crapper doesn't excite me as well. But unless you are a member of the armed forces please do not use the "H" word that Jack closes his trollish rantings with, its disrespectful.
Not only was that letter professionally written and straight to the point, it was also short. I didn't have to wade through 14 pages of rambling incoherence. It was only 4 pages long. There were no occurrences of things like "I got a standing ovation from black women" or "I appeared on 60 Minutes" or "first time a musical recording was ever found obscene" or "watermelons" or "they're all out to get me!" or "Jesus and God and Christ and church and Christians and God warrior". Just... "Mr. Thompson is wrong, here is a list of reasons why, and I'm not recusing myself." That's IT.

Is it wrong that I was initially impressed with this judge simply because he could write in a straightforward and impartial manner? I'm so used to reading these letters from JT now that the difference is clear.
@Erik

Which armed forskins? Uhh.. Armed forces?
@thejeffy1

zing. you have teh correct answer
@Erik

Or instead of harassing us.
I completely disagree with those who would think that the Florida Supreme Court and Bar have at this point much alternative beyond effectively disabling Jack Thompson's ability to practice law. Perhaps not by actual bisbarment (although that is, I think, a distinct possibility), but they'll come up with some way to shut him down.

I think that's where they were heading when they offered him the "91-day suspension and in-house evaluation" settlement. Upon their evaluation of Jack, they were going to find him mentally unfit to practice and then tie him up in the condition that he attend and positively respond to some sort of theraputic process (as determined by the Bar) before he could be reinstated to practice.

But, whether he makes it easy or hard for them, I think they're going to toast him this time if for no other reason than they now realize that Jack's devolved to the point where the sure-to-continue complaints against him are taking way too much of their time and resources to process.
@KGB/BlackIce

The US army uses it, and they borrowed it from the Marines.

When I was in the service (Army) it was used to indicate you understood the orders you were given. Don't believe it was ever used for anything else so as far as my experience with the word, no one's used it correctly here yet (as far as I've seen, I'm relatively new here though). I don't know what all the Marines used it for before the Army borrowed it, but I imagine it was used for the same purpose, especially given some of the murals in the buildings we both used on base (which had marines using it the same way we did).

As far as I know only ground pounders use it, so I believe the Navy and Air Force don't use it, could be wrong though. Anyone got more info on this?
Austin, we're looking at you..
@Ix:

From a quick Wiki search:

The Russian Army battle cry had traditionally been "Ura!" (pronounced "oo-rah," thought to mean "Hurrah!" coming from the Turkish word for "kill"). Many nations use a battle cry or shout of acknowledgement that has a similar sound to this, although explanations can vary wildly. For example, the U.S. Marines also shout "Oo-rah" — although the derivation is different — and the U.S. Army shouts "Hooah!". The U.S. Navy SEAL Teams use "Hoo-YAH!" for motivation in training. The Argentine Navy shouts something that sounds like "Ua! Ua! Ua!", while the Greek Army battle cry is "Aera!", i.e. (sweep them away like the) wind.
@Ix

Navy does not use it or did not when I was in. I was exposed to it during those times we had Marines stationed nearby or on-board but even They did not use it often. Seems mostly in parade, inspection or for show.

I DO know that no sane navy personal (much less a civilian) would use it in front of a leather-neck unless they knew them really really well as such tended to start fights. Would be like the army or navy claiming Semper Fi. Just not done, due to a simple matter of respect.
Only Battle Cry i've used was "Fire!"..
This is too good, every judge in thompsons frivolous cases without exception seem to recognise him as paranoid and incapable of modulating his grandstanding from actual leagally-appropriate behaviour.

This is very good news for his disbarrment.



I thought it was physically impossible but jack just goes to show you CAN repeatedly kick yourself in the crotch untill you pass out.

If only he used his evil powers of ignorance for good.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooah

That should quell the "hooah" argument. Turns out I was mistaken when I was telling Jacko to stop using it - its an ARMY thing, not a MARINE thing. Either way, its not something he should be using.
Evil powers of ignorance for good..?!?

That contradicts itself.
@Ix and JackDon'tKnowJack:

Jack's use of it most likely comes from Pacino though, in Scent of a Woman. In the movie he was a Colonel, although I'm not sure if it was Army or Marines, and would shout "Hooah!" all the time. So JT, as usual, has completely misappropriated something and tried to apply it where it does not belong. gg.
@Blackice

its using the tools of evil for good, like using a knife to eat your dinner instead of stabbing someone in the face.

of course the idea of Jt doing good is most definitely a contradicion, but one can dream cant they?
@chris

One can dream... when one is not married. Or working.

I fail to meet one of those qualifications.
@Doctor Proctor

Are you sure? I thought he got it from watching "Mail Call" on the History Channel (fun show btw). The Gunney uses it alot (overly much in some opinions) to try to put emphasis on a point. Kind of "Thats the Fact Jack" (no pun intended).
@chris, who wrote:

"I thought it was physically impossible but jack just goes to show you CAN repeatedly kick yourself in the crotch untill you pass out."

That's the kind of phenomenom which mesmerizes me. How can anyone not be entharalled by watching someone do that?
@jackdotnknowjack

exactly why its a great metaphor for jacks legal career

like a car crash, hideous but you just can look away.
Looks like Mr. Thompson has no one but himself to blame for his legal woes.
He just won't admit it. Yet..
RE - Memoirs of a Communist

++COMMS BEGINS++

Find Thompson, Shoot Thompson, Get Caught, See LaRouche, Buy Milk, Feed Cat.

Not enough hours in day..

++COMMS END++
Nuts. Should of replaced LaRouche with "Preznit Bush". God damn it..
Speaking of, I wonder how Jack's self-predicted deposition of Bush (President and/or Governor) went?
Wow, two topics about him and jack hasn't seen fit to respond to either.

New medication perhaps?
RE - More Memoirs of a Communist

++COMMS BEGIN++

7. End COMMS properly.

++COMMS END++
In Russia, COMMS send YOU!
@JackDon'tKnowJack

Hmm good question. I have been sitting here trying to remember all the things he has claimed to fight for and against.

It seems obvious that he has personal (and often odd) knowledge of people and places he has never actually met, the goings-on inside companies, government offices, judges chambers and peoples heads.

I wonder if Bush (either one) is out to get JT as well.
@Ashla

Either he's busy with legal scrambling again, or he's started taking days off from trolling.
@Ashla

Its been 3 days and 4 topics (one getting 280+ posts) since he walked amoungst use little people... I starting to feel the first pangs of withdrawl....
I started us on Preznit Bush right? My head's a little foggy at the moment.
I wonder which way his worm is turning now?
Icehawk: What are you talking about? He posted yesterday a bunch of times.
@BlackIce

It's physically impossible for you to add anything of merit to a discussion isn't it?
@ Dr. Oren Wunderman:

Wazzup, Doc?

After the gay porn filing and the court's response thereto, are you still of the professional opinion that Mr. Thompson suffers from no imparement which would render him unfit to practice law? If so, a duck goes "quack" and so do you.
@cccp crusader:

He is somewhat funny so let him be.
@ various "Hooah" debaters - The marine I used to go running with (before he went back to the US) would occasionally yell "HOOAH!" after a really tough run was finished in a celebratory fashion... although he generally cut it out when he realized that it was 5:20 am and there were houses nearby.

On the other hand, he had retired from the Marine corp. after quite a few years and was a civvie contractor, and joined up with the Army Reserve "just in case". Perhaps he picked it up from the army? I always assumed he was more Marine than Army in the head, so the schism there would be an interesting psychological case study.

Mnementh2230, working with the millitary to make the world safer, and you're not!
@cccp crusader:

In a "thinking man's humor" kinda way.
RE: Hooah!


What I learned by playing "America's Army"

This game requires you to attend in-game lectures and intelligence briefings. One of the things I learned early on in the basic training missions is that "HUA" stands for:

Heard
Understood
Acknolwedged

It can be used as a question and as a response. Hooah?

So, not only did a video game train me to be an expert marksman (I even finished Sniper School!), it also taught me to be a field medic, and it showed me that JT is a dipshit because he uses the catchphrase in context that doesn't make any sense. Just like everything else he writes.
@cppcrusader

I'm doing my best. Truth is, i'm having fun. That's a lot better than my usual mood.

Granted, the last two were piss poor, but i'm trying.
@ GameClucks:

I thinks he uses it in more the "war cry" or "battle cry" sense.
John Bruce Thompsons psych file UNCUT:

Mr Thompson has a rare combination of mental disorders that are so far unique to this man alone. He has schizophrenic masochism in which he constantly and consitently percieves the world to be against him and himself a sole force for good in the world while his practice and behaviour show the opposite.
If such unhealthy and ludicrous delusions were not already in need of severe psychological help his schizophrenia is supplimented by an overwhelming and subconscious desire for humiliation of both his intellect and social standing.
this creates a dangerous cycle in which he gains positive reinforcement through negative response, exacerbating his schozophrenic tendencies to dangerous levels. A mind exposed to such a vicous cycle cannot withstand long before retreating in unto itself in self loathing delusions which can if gone untreated result in radical release that is possibly a danger to himself or others.

I would reccomend immediatatly detaining Thompson in the itnerests of public safety, before he reaches this critical point. This unique blend of metal functioning must be intesely studies to help treat others in the future, although it may be too late for Thompson, as some consilation schizophrenic masochism shall be henceforth be referred to as 'Jack Thompson's Disorder' under the DSM V.
LOL

You guys are incredible. Good way to start my Friday morning. *hands everyone a cookie*

And kudos to the honourable Judge Jordan for not taking Jackie-Boy's shit. *sends him an internets*
USMC uses Hooah (or Oo-Rah) as a motivational affirmative. e.g. 'who wants to run 10 miles up hill in the pouring rain? Hooah!'

or... 'who wants to see Jacko disbarred? Hooah!'

btw, navy doesn't use it, unless you want to invite scorn from usn and usmn alike.
The Florida Supreme Court and Bar not disabling Mr. Thompson's legal profession would be much akin to the management of a restaurant allowing one of its patrons in full public view to defecate on his table and then commence to lesurely and savourily consuming said fecease.

He's got to go.
The only reason he uses it is because it annoys people, and that's what he loves to do, to me, as a UK citizen, it simply makes him sound like an Ape that has sat on it's own banana.

No offence to the Army, they are using it in a known context, but when a lawyer starts throwing it into completely unrelated posts, it just makes him sound even dafter, to be honest, if it didn't wind people up, he wouldn't use, it's a classic trolling activity.
@DeusPayne

I only saw one comment under his usual name yesterday but the way it was configured made it think it was more an email sent to Dennis who in turn posted it here. Having reread it I am still uncertain as he did not actually interact with any of the posters which is un-JT behavior. Shrug. If I am wrong then... I am wrong (and apoligize therefore). Norm Kent had much more to say and on a personal basis (glad he is back and feeling better btw).

JT has what, 5 days before his next review for dismissal so he is likely busy (or maybe worried). I am thinking the end of an age (the JT era) is fast approaching. After the dancing and parties I wonder what we will do with ourselves to pass the time... Game maybe?
I've always found that word fairly amusing. Troll.. Heh.
@ GoodRobotUs:

The same reason that, back in the day, he'd attach to all his court filings a photocopy of his driver's license over which he'd pasted a picture of Batman over his own picture.

That, and he's crazy as Batsh!t.
As the flapping lips of censorship fade, so rise the grasping hands of the DMCA....
Sorry, that was at Icehawk btw :)
Actually, HOOAH comes from the acronyms Heard, Understood, Acknowledged, and Head Up your Ass.

USMC uses OORAH.

Navy Seals use BOOYAH.

Army uses HOOAH, though its most often heard in Ranger units and in SF units.

Airforce doesn't have one, to the best of my knowledge.

Hooah has evolved into many meanings for one word.

Yes, fuck, shit (oh, hooah...) COME ON!, and of course our battle cry.

It's the Army Verbal version of a swiss army knife. It means everything anything.

Mnementh2230

If that's the case, he's a piss-poor Marine. They don't say Hooah, just like we don't say Oorah. Hooah's ours, Oorah's theirs. We have a mutual respect and disdain.
To all,

HOOAH! HOOAH! HOOAH HOOAH HOOAH HOOAH!
:P
Sorry for my slow response; been slightly busy.
@Austin Lewis

Yeah, pull the other one.

You really like your job don't you?
I love my job, I play with rifles that aren't mine, then go home and play with mine.
Just like me! *Ahem*

Does anyone honestly know the answers to the following?:

-Why the exclamation marks are so pale.
-Why there is no edit button.
Ok, where's Jack with his "This judge is commiting professional suicide HOOAH" message?
1) because its a thin font
2) To stock jackie deleting his incriminating postings.