British Spy Agency to Recruit Splinter Cell Players

British Spy Agency to Recruit Splinter Cell Players

October 19, 2007
In the video game world, high-tech and espionage come together in the popular Splinter Cell series, a fact that hasn't escaped notice by real-life spooks at a British spy agency.

As reported by CNN, Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ), Britain's super-secret electronic surveillance outfit, plans to recruit new members by placing jobs ads within games like Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent. From CNN:
The monthlong ad campaign, which starts at the end of October, is being run by GCHQ, the recruitment firm TMP Worldwide and Microsoft-owned in-game ad agency Massive Inc.

Ads headed "Careers in British Intelligence" will appear as billboards in scenes in "Splinter Cell" and other games including "Need for Speed Carbon" and "Enemy Territory: Quake Wars" when they are played on computers and Microsoft Xbox consoles in Britain.

Spokesperson Kate Clemens said:
The world of online gaming offers GCHQ a further route to target a captive audience.

Comments

I like the idea. I mean the worlds super villians won't notice me snooping about, despite not being that athletic, and developing a keg instead of a 6 pack, so even if I'm caught, they would never suspect I'm a secret agent spy.
Just what we need; more children in intelligence.

Thank God its no the CIA they're talking about. That organization is filled up with enough pansies already.
@Scottland89

Hah, I like your thought process.

We could all be sitting at the local pub and when Villain X walks in we all just look at each other dumbfounded, then un-suspiciously continue filling our kegers with our favorite beer while we spy...
We got the skillz to pay the billz.

Seriously though, do they listen to XBox Live conversations... British Intelligence is one thing not shown!
Hire me! I worked tirelessly to score 100% on the hard modes in Splinter Cell 3!


idiocies aside. do they really think that they are going to be able to turn videogamers fit? this sounds like a failure version of cody banks in the making.
This might work... One they invent a device we plug into our brain to play teh vidja games. Then we might actually need to jump and move and the like in order to be a secret agent. As of now....
This reminds me of "The Last Starfighter"

I can't wait to see the new order of spies.
@MMORPGintel.com

Or Cider for me.

@Paul

Very few people show their intelligence on xbox live.
LaRouche brain hemorrage in 3... 2... 1...

Ok, I'll behave now. :)

Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
LOL play it on pc and you dont get lil 10year olds sayin' "OWNED BITCH" "PWNED A-HOLE"

pc is where the real gamers are at
......Really?

So, a government agency is shelling out money to place ads in a game to recruit "spies?" Really??

"The world of online gaming offers GCHQ a further route to target a captive audience."

Targeting a captive audience!?!?!? Targeting how? Do well at this fictitious game and you might have what it takes to enter a high-stress training program that could very well end up with you being the bagel-boy for the rest of the office of spies.

....Really?????

My heart weeps.
OH! Does that mean we're going to see more James Bonds, oy? Ni-haha!
See, this is why I'm not a big fan of in-game advertising. Too frequently it gets used in ways that make no sense. British Intelligence recruitment ads....in Quake Wars, brilliant.
Uh...I don't get this at all. This just seems so stupid. Also when are people going to learn that just because you play a videogame with a gun in it does not make you an expert marksman?
Seems out of place putting spy agency ads in Need for Speed.
The only thing that bothers me is, why didn't they try to recruit when Goldeneye or Agent Under Fire come out?
This idea has about as much merit as Counterstrike being responsible for the beltway Sniper, or Doom for Columbine.

FFS, people, GAMES CANNOT TRAIN YOU TO {fire a gun|be a spy|take over the world}.
GoldenEye: Rogue Agent can't even train you to be a villain.
@nightwng2000
Both you and I had the same idea :D.
Ok, what I'm finding strange is that several posters are assuming that the reasoning behind this is that British Intelligence thinks that these games can "train" someone to be a spy, or that they may have some talent at spy work because of these games.

That's the worst kind of assumption. Its rather obvious that's not the case. They're simply placing ads where they know people will see them, albeit their placement may not make any sense at all within the context of the game itself.
@Austin Lewis

Please, the CIA is filled with Nazi's.
@cppcrusader:

Agreed. The common denominator in all those games is that they're all designed to excite and get your blood pumping. They probably want to find people who are thrill-seekers.

That being said, I don't know how good of an idea it really is. I played Goldeneye to death and never felt the urge to be a real superspy, dodging bullets and whatnot. My body already has enough orifices, thank you.
In the next James Bond movie, Bond calls Blofeld a n00b shoots him in the head and proceeds to yell "W007 head shot!"
I'm with cppcrusader, some of you are saying rather.... stupid things about this. Hell the way some of you are talking, I'm half convinced none of you have a clue what most intelligence work is.

Analysis of events, large and small, is most of the intelligence work. There is information gathering, some actual spying, then the shit we don't know about.

British intelligence is simply looking for intelligent, educated, and to an extent motivated people.

I doubt they are looking for candidates for NOC duty.
I'll admit, i'm not familiar with Intel Gathering.
All I can say is: LOL WUT?
This is a good thing, right? Where better to remind people that they could pursue a career in intelligence? Someone has to make the tea, after all. Splinter Cell isn't exactly a realistic example of what to expect, and the ability to ghost through the game doesn't mean you're KING SPY, but it could pique your curiosity. (Note: Look into adding recruitment posters to TF2.)
Yeah, I mean, do the Japs recruit MGS players?
Okay, my first thought was that this was really stupid. I mean, video games don't teach you how to shoot, or sneak, or anything like that. Splinter Cell's Hollywood-style action would be even worse than usual. However, reading the article, I realized that they were just using this as a tool to find people who might be interested in a job at British Intel. That makes a lot more sense.
I'm saying the CIA sucks. Seriously. When you leak your assignments instead of actually doing them, you are a fucking failure.

Now the NSA, there's somebody with some work ethic.
The british spy agency, providing inspiration for american action movies since 1971.

They're recruiting gamers so that they won't need q to explain to them how the gadgets work.
Well, well, things have certainly changed since my Gran's days at GCHQ.
Er a lot of you guys don't seem to have a clue what GCHQ is about. What's with all the James Bond bollocks?

It is a listening post, an intelligence gathering hub. Think listening into phone converstaions etc. rather than shooting up villians.

You don't need to be athletic for that.

They are targeting tech-savvy people for tech-savvy work.

Even in M16 the majority of people are in intel. If you join an intelligence service you are much more likely to be sat at a desk pouring over maps or transcripts than be a service agent in teh field.

Sorry to kill the romanticism but GCHQ are looking for Bonds-they are looking for people whoa re good at gathering and processing information in a high-tech work environment.
[...] In the video game world, high-tech and espionage come together in the popular Splinter Cell series, a fact that hasn
Ugh this is disgraceful... Leave our hobby alone. As I have said on numerous occassions in the past, these Tom Clancy games, and other shooters which glorify the armed forces/secret services of the US, UK and other governments, are little more than propaganda for neo-liberal warmongerers.

Our civil liberties have been violated enough in the UK already without using video-games as a recruitment tool to extend the reach of this surveillance society in which we find ourselves.

I hate in-game advertisements at the best of times, this is a step too far. I know the armed forces are struggling to recruit, evidently the intelligence agencies are having a similar problem.
hi, or should i g'day better than that is carefully worded h-e'l-l-o . i would like to participate of such a gamex-tatical theory of being reincruited within the environment of splinter cell eco-theisis british intelligence service , as i too my fellows of no game should be exspiernced untill life can be withdrawn from similulation. that and i feel very chiirpie as wi - fi information does leave more me for depressed and not to satircal about sarcasixm , well never at all toxic engaging with a healther outlook and apperance. just ask alll those with mentality simulcasted and health mental clininic much like" terra firma" and koonung dynsfunctionability, we could no longer better than the smaeity with better attitudes in life leaving all spec of city "dwelling " life and grundage there are more interesting eco-environment of>S
Re: British Spy Agency to Recruit Splinter Cell Players

Many organizations, both national and non-national, conduct espionage operations. It should not be assumed that espionage is always directed at the most secret operations of a target country

Re: British Spy Agency to Recruit Splinter Cell Players

CIA can't violate a U.S. citizens rights. They have no jurisdiction inside the states. NSA and FBI on the other hand, can very easily do it. And if you want to do Splinter Cell type stuff, don't join the CIA, or NSA, or FBI. That's not what they do. The only people that come remotely close are the Army Special Forces (Green Berets). For more info go to your library and go to the non-fiction section and actually learn something real about it.

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