Conservative Nintendo DS-Bashing Site Revealed as Ultra-subtle Parody
Conservative Nintendo DS-Bashing Site Revealed as Ultra-subtle Parody
November 7, 2007
Recently GamePolitics reported on Blogs for Brownback, a conservative political site which referred to the Nintendo DS as an "abomination".The site was ostensibly created to support the now-defunct presidential campaign of Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS), himself a frequent critic of the video game industry and sponsor of the Truth in Video Game Rating Act, a piece of legislation currently before the Senate.
At the time of our report, however, certain subtle clues (like the image at left) caused GP to speculate that B4B was a clever hoax.
Speculate no more.
The Raw Story outs the site as the ultimate in low-key satire. In fact, B4B is flying so far below the radar that it is has fooled the likes of MSNBC's Keith Olbermann, the liberal Center for American Progress and the conservative strategist Patrick Ruffini. Atlantic Monthly editor Andrew Sullivan, another victim, told Raw Story:
Yes, they suckered me at first. [B4B's parody is] sublime. Colbert-level.
Even Kotaku was apparently taken in as it picked up GP's Nintendo DS story. As for B4B, editor Sam Brown holds fast to the idea that it is genuine:
To our critics I say this: B4B is real. We're here. Deal with it. And please try to keep your head from exploding. B4B is not responsible for any mental anguish you may suffer when exposed to the truth.
And Brown cited typical feedback from a reader:
Congratulations, this is brilliant satire and I love it but if it's not I really hate it and you should just die.
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Posted 11/07/09 at 11:33pm
JDKJ: BREAKING: In photo-finish at the wire, House passes health care reform bill. Relatedly, in fit of pique, Austin Lewis kicks innocent dog.
JDKJ: BREAKING: In photo-finish at the wire, House passes health care reform bill. Relatedly, in fit of pique, Austin Lewis kicks innocent dog.
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:27pm
ZippyDSMlee: man I got alot of junk and dup files too >< god I need orginization...and no not the knee capping media mafia kind :P
ZippyDSMlee: man I got alot of junk and dup files too >< god I need orginization...and no not the knee capping media mafia kind :P
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:26pm
ZippyDSMlee: replaced :P
ZippyDSMlee: replaced :P
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:23pm
ZippyDSMlee: beemoh:hey its like 60GB porn,400GB anime 100GB games and crap I have took from all my DVDs, I hate waiting on dvds to install stuff..... oh and 40GB of my porn was in the found.000 folder...mostly corrupted.... least I got names of wut needs to be repa
ZippyDSMlee: beemoh:hey its like 60GB porn,400GB anime 100GB games and crap I have took from all my DVDs, I hate waiting on dvds to install stuff..... oh and 40GB of my porn was in the found.000 folder...mostly corrupted.... least I got names of wut needs to be repa
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:18pm
beemoh: @Zip: ...and you'd have to spend all that time re-downloading that porn?
beemoh: @Zip: ...and you'd have to spend all that time re-downloading that porn?
Posted 11/07/09 at 03:34pm
ZippyDSMlee: ggrrrrr......vista lost one of my hard drives and I had a heart attack thinking I lost 1TB of data....
ZippyDSMlee: ggrrrrr......vista lost one of my hard drives and I had a heart attack thinking I lost 1TB of data....
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:58am
JDKJ: Which could be explained by both (a) and (b).
JDKJ: Which could be explained by both (a) and (b).
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:56am
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: You forgot C) the fact that, for some reason, every time he did something that would suggest he shouldn't be in the military, let alone an officer, higher ups ignored it or let it slide.
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: You forgot C) the fact that, for some reason, every time he did something that would suggest he shouldn't be in the military, let alone an officer, higher ups ignored it or let it slide.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:51am
JDKJ: Part of the problem is, I believe, that (a) the Army had a lot of time and money already invested in him and which they were unwilling to simply write-off and (b) an increasing need for the type of skills and services he provided.
JDKJ: Part of the problem is, I believe, that (a) the Army had a lot of time and money already invested in him and which they were unwilling to simply write-off and (b) an increasing need for the type of skills and services he provided.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:48am
JDKJ: And that even if he was begging not to get cut loose, he was apparently a real good candidate for being cut loose, anyway.
JDKJ: And that even if he was begging not to get cut loose, he was apparently a real good candidate for being cut loose, anyway.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:11am
JDKJ: @chada: And while Kennedy once noted that there's usually more than enough blame for everyone to get a slice, the possibility that the Army was unwilling to cut loose someone who was asking to get cut loose could be a factor.
JDKJ: @chada: And while Kennedy once noted that there's usually more than enough blame for everyone to get a slice, the possibility that the Army was unwilling to cut loose someone who was asking to get cut loose could be a factor.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:07am
ZippyDSMlee: *noms on his feet*..nomnomnomnom*droooll* ...wuuutttttt uuu looking at?
ZippyDSMlee: *noms on his feet*..nomnomnomnom*droooll* ...wuuutttttt uuu looking at?
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:05am
JDKJ: I'm no psychologist, but I'm told that crazy people have a tendency to do crazy things.
JDKJ: I'm no psychologist, but I'm told that crazy people have a tendency to do crazy things.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:03am
chadachada321: Whoops, was out of the convo for awhile. I do wonder what type of ammo he used etc, but the real issue is WHY he did it, not HOW
chadachada321: Whoops, was out of the convo for awhile. I do wonder what type of ammo he used etc, but the real issue is WHY he did it, not HOW
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:56am
JDKJ: But if it turns out that they actually did, they'll have Hell to pay.
JDKJ: But if it turns out that they actually did, they'll have Hell to pay.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:45am
JDKJ: And I'd tend to rule out the possibilty of FN Herstal supplying restricted ammunition to someone merely because they're ordering it from a military base.
JDKJ: And I'd tend to rule out the possibilty of FN Herstal supplying restricted ammunition to someone merely because they're ordering it from a military base.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:37am
JDKJ: I know you don't leave your gated community and get around much in dark alleys, so you may be surprised to learn that there's this thing called "the black market" where, if you've got enough money, ain't too much of anything which can't be bought.
JDKJ: I know you don't leave your gated community and get around much in dark alleys, so you may be surprised to learn that there's this thing called "the black market" where, if you've got enough money, ain't too much of anything which can't be bought.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:36am
Austin_Lewis: Or, maybe he or someone else at the base ordered the SS190 from FN Herstal.
Austin_Lewis: Or, maybe he or someone else at the base ordered the SS190 from FN Herstal.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:32am
Austin_Lewis: the hands of private owners. They run about 300 dollars minimum for a box of 50, and boxes of AP 5.7 are extremely scarce, mainly residing in the hands of Class III stores or individuals who for one reason or another got a demo box of it.
Austin_Lewis: the hands of private owners. They run about 300 dollars minimum for a box of 50, and boxes of AP 5.7 are extremely scarce, mainly residing in the hands of Class III stores or individuals who for one reason or another got a demo box of it.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:30am
Austin_Lewis: There are other firearms that fire the 5.7. However, I too would like to know where he got the ammo and what kind was used. Maybe Hasan, planning not to live through this, went out and bought one the boxes of SS190 that are floating around in
Austin_Lewis: There are other firearms that fire the 5.7. However, I too would like to know where he got the ammo and what kind was used. Maybe Hasan, planning not to live through this, went out and bought one the boxes of SS190 that are floating around in
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Comments
It has two screens!
TWO!!
Whats wrong with just one screen! People cant even keep up with the action on one screen and the DS has TWO!!!
It really only shows that people are gullible in the fact that they go "WHAT THE , THIS LOOKS LIKE A PARODY, BUT IT IS DISGUISED SO POORLY IT MUST ACTUALLY BE REAL! FACT IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, AFTER ALL, AS MY DEAR AUNT SALLY USED TO TELL ME."
well... you've seen some of the anti-games people around... its a bit more extreme than some we've seen, but its not completely unbelievable.
well, the DS story about the paedophile using picto chat WAS completely unbelievable... heh, lol.
I think that about covers my opinion of the site.
Wiskey Tango Foxtrot.
i got that from a TV show Law and Order SVU not a video game
thank you Jesus
id rather blow him up with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc
Amen
To paraphrase Krusty the Klown,
"It's a JOKE. Whenever you give me that look, it means it's a joke."
It's the easiest way to excuse yourself from the brunt of your idiocy-based hate.
There's not a "good chance" it was parody or satire. I've seen more subtle material from 4chan.
And the 4chan mêmes were the biggest giveaway ever. It was a joke because it was incredibly joke-like. It had material which called it a joke.
And I think there was a disclaimer of sorts somewhere.
I thought it was obvious, then again some people got fooled by it because they get to meet these real honest to goodness rightwing nut jobs!
I suppose that if you JUST read the DS article, than the fact that this site is parody wouldn't be obvious. (I understand that as our interactions with John Bruce prove, it's about the same level of loony!)
However, if you read the other entries, it becomes more and more evident. I suppose for anime fans, it even becomes more obvious with the 4chan meme's and the Higurashi comments.
"I watched a random episode to see if anyone died. I WIN." (Something like that, he was referring to the last episode of "The Massacre Chapter" *laughs* .)
As for the 4chan...What happens on 4chan needs to stay there. Sorry, but the pool's closed.
...damn it!
but I do find it funny that Kotaku seems to have fallen for it.
I am actually in no way surprised by that, they sure are a slowpoke on catching things like that and www.mavav.org(I think I remember them bringing it back up, and taking it seriously when the hoax had been proven to be a hoax-related class assignment).
And they frequently act like they know certain things they are reporting, I am probably not the only one who drops my face in my palms while asking "why do they even try?"
Now it is massive win.
Baramos, you're a moron. Let me introduce you to logic, logic meet Baramos. I hope you get to know each other someday. Doubtful, though.