Anti-Hillary Website Features "Whack a Turkey" Game

Anti-Hillary Website Features "Whack a Turkey" Game

November 18, 2007
Richard Collins is no fan of Sen. Hillary Clinton.

The wealthy Texas businessman, who has raised millions for Republican candidates over the years, recently told the Houston Chronicle:
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is alive and well and flourishing in Red State America and I'm glad to be a part of it.

Collins is so concerned over Clinton's presidential bid that he has created StopHerNow, an anti-Hillary website. For Thanksgiving the site features an interactive "Whack a Turkey" game. The player controls Clinton, clad in a Pilgrim oufit. Bopping a variety of pop-up presidential candidates with a virtual mallet scores points. Former president Bill Clinton also appears occasionally and earns a double score when whacked. Said Collins:
While there is a place for negative advertising, we've heard so much of it that we're almost immune to name-calling. But we're always eager to hear a new joke. Humor can be an effective political tool.

Comments

@Anonymous

Eh, no-one's perfect.
He's bragging. The Right Wing is finished...the only way a Republican can win in 2008 is if they make their own country.
@ Grahmr

Actually, they do have their own country. The size of the christian voting block is still big enough to keep them in office.
@ Zerodash,

Christians happen to have a quite spread out vote. (That's what an Economist issue said some time ago).

And, yes, he is bragging, but anyway the current american campaign lets you choose between gonorhea and hemoroids. Not fun.

I'd have enjoyed whaking Hillary's plastic based hair more, though.
The player controls Clinton, clad in a Pilgrim oufit. Bopping a variety of pop-up presidential candidates with a virtual mallet scores points.

I'm guessing this is too tongue in cheek for most Republicans to get.

Isn't it a federal crime to promote whacking the president with a giant hammer? ;)

The website is hilarious.
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@ Jabrwock,

I second that opinion.
@Grahamr

Didn't people say the same thing in 2004?
Hmmmm... I do not see why he, being a wealthy buisnessman, would hate Clinton enough to make a crappy game. She is Time Magazine's "Corporate Canidate" for 2008, afterall.

As noted above, it is correct to assume that the Christian facists in this country can win another by forcing feeble minded fools to vote against their own social and economic interests by scaring them an assload of ridiculous, unimportant, religious issues [ie. gay marriage and abortion].

Who needs fair working conditions, decent pay, a fair housing market, good trade agreements, pro-middle class foriegn policy, and affordable health care when you can have a president who spends all day talking about how much he "prays" and how he'll make sure those faggots will never be able to happily live together.

I just got the proof Pandralisk is a first class legaly defined moron:

He thinks a politician (any, but here it is a hardened party politics veteran) will try and actually improve something. When they do Pandralisk, they are called "fictionnal characters".
@Anonymous

There's also the dead and buried. Haven't had any new additions to that lot for at least 90 years..
@ BlackIce,

The magic of the skill of the man (or woman) goes away when you study their personnal incentives. And their dark points, I lost a lot of respect for Ganhdi after learning a bit about him.

[Hint]Untouchables [/Hint]
Ok websites like this should probably be banned from the internet. That's just in bad taste.
@ Vote for Hillary Online,

Indeed.

Make the troll site less evident please. :)
Hey common Giuliani is by far superior to Hilary and when it is one on one between those two he should win no matter how horrible Bush is...

Barack maybe better then either tof them hough...
@vote for hillary

Leave . . . NOW!!

You won't find very many people here who will support you, no matter how hard you beg and plead to remove something that you personally don't like.

I for one hate Hillary and I hope she doesn't get the presidential bid.
Thats an awesome site.

As for Hillary, yeah, after the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas incident, she sure as hell an't getting my vote.
Sorry for my rude tone earlier, it's just that we here have been used to defending games much much worse than this simple little flash game so you won't find very many (if any at all) people here who think it should be banned from the internet.
Lets just hope come election day that Bill Clinton turns to Hillary and says "CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR"
We need more games like this. After all, it'll be good for the country if Republicans have some healthy way to vent after Election 2008.
I'm a non-partisan. As I think there are morons on the other side of the fence and from reading here on GP alot I know readers made several mentions in the past on why can't the country just vote for third party if alot of people think we got idioits on both sides of the fence...in anycase.

I really want to do the smart thing and not just vote on someone based on their Video Game agenda's alone...granted ingorant attacks against video games would turn me away from voting for them. But what else does hillary have to offer to the table compaired to her competitors like obama?

Does anyone have a website where I can read what they have to offer for us?
The game is okay, but it's no Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3
@WarOtter

Snap, I thought I was the only one who remembered that from Doom 3.

I think I'll play it on Thanksgiving. :)
@ haters

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That post -- in no way -- is meant to support Hillary Clinton. Clinton is about the last democrat I'd like to see in the White House at the moment [I'd perfer either Biden or Kucinich at the moment, personally].

At the moment, I'd elect a dog before giving the white house back to the party of Bible thumping, fear-mongering, imperalistic facism.
@Pandra

Don't kid yourself, Reps/Dems are merely two faces on the same coin. They both represent what is wrong with this country: the whole for us/ against us ideal that is brought about by a two party system. Remember, we do not live in a democracy. This is actually a republic.

I love my country. I hate my government.
"Remember, we do not live in a democracy. This is actually a republic."

Will people PLEASE stop spouting this idiotically inane line they picked up from grade school civics class? We live in a democratic republic. Say it a hundred times. It's perfectly accurate to call it a democracy.
As much as I'd like to see a woman president, I don't trust Hillary as far as I can throw her.
It is safe to say that MSNBC and some of the other channels are reversing the order in which the rebuttals in the Nevada debates occurred. They are trying to deceive woman into thinking Hillary is making the smart comebacks. This is suttle but VERY REAL PROBLEM WITH THE MEDIA.

I will not forgiive BILL or MSNBC ever!
If you knew your friend was most likely going to be the next Pres wouldn't you create new and unwaranted executive privileges so as to make the next pres life easier and in trun make your family more lucritive. This is nothing short of long term collusion! Treason!

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