Blogger: Barack Obama Puts Tiger Woods Golf Game Stare To Good Use

Blogger: Barack Obama Puts Tiger Woods Golf Game Stare To Good Use

January 8, 2008
Today is a huge day for Barack Obama.

If his expected strong showing in the New Hampshire primary materializes, the first-term U.S. Senator from Illinois could be crowned the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee by nightfall.

While rival Hillary Clinton's campaign has tried to paint Obama as a lightweight, blogger Lerone Wilson, writing on the tongue-in-cheek Blackline, quips that Obama's surprising recent surge was assisted by the candidate's emulation of the in-your-face glare displayed by Tiger Woods on EA Sports' Tiger Woods PGA Tour 05:
In the cover of the 2005 version of his video game... Tiger broke out the now famous “Tiger Stare”, in which a serious faced Woods looked directly into the camera, and pointed his finger into the face of whomever had guts to so much as look at the game...

We all thought that the Tiger Stare was buried in 2005. Tiger went back to winning while smiling, and we considered the intimidation and sheer dominance of the event a once in a lifetime occurrence. Nevertheless, last week Barack Obama turned to an AP photographer at a political rally, and singlehandedly revived the Tiger Stare.

“He turned, looked over, and it was like time had stopped. All of his charisma and friendliness melted away for a moment, and all that existed was sheer intimidation,” said an observer to the event. “The look pierced my soul, and I just had to sit there and repent for everything I had done wrong throughout my entire life.”

GP: Of his blog, a new one to us, Wilson writes:
Blackline hopes to build on that solid foundation of bad comedy. Perhaps the greatest obstacle in our national dialogue on race, is the inherent fear we have of discussing it. Blackline addresses this problem head on, serving as the opening joke to the nation’s ongoing racial discourse...

Comments

The obama stare will solve all of americas problems, other countries will tremble before his stare, he'll be the tiger of politics. LOL
Theyre grrr... grr... ah fuck, i cant finish this with Woods staring at me, turn him the other way please, hes scaring me. Thankyou.
Ahem. Me me me me, ate ate ate ate, gr gr gr grrrrrr... ok.
Theyre Great! Now in Chocolate, which is poisonous to me as a tiger... ah crap.
The Tiger stare... related to the Care Bear Stare but not a cool because... you know... golf...yeah...
Just as fake as all the rest.

Politicians are so un-original.
I see the glorious rebirth of Stalinism in Barack Obama. Go forth with the Revolution, Comrade.

Or, he might just fix the US without the Stalinism. I'm happy with either.
O_o the way he staring at me is creeping me out.
@ Soul

You're not the only one... they remind me a lot of Donkey and Diddy Kong from that recent Smash Bros Brawl video where they point to the camera for... really no reason at all. XD
You guys need to grow some new spines. All I see is the issuing of a challenge to me, to be all I can be, whether that's the best golfer, or president, or horse whisperer, or whatever. Well, Mr. Woods and Mr. Obama, guess what?

I accept.
Obama looks a bit like andrew ryan in that pic........maybe its just the tash.
Anyone else a bit worried that simple things such as 'what kind of face they are making' can sway peoples votes?

Surely they should be voting on things like their political stance and suchlike instead of what they look like? or is that too much to ask?

*sigh*
Koichan: Welcome to America!

In Capitalist America, politcal issues stand on YOU!
@Chris: Andrew Ryan FTW!@!@!!!1111!
anyone who gets the following plays too much WoW or MMORPGS in general

WTB [fearsome stare]
Uncle Sam and every pointing Phoenix Wright character also come to mind.
I think i've managed to forget something.. Oh yeah, Obama for 08!
The stare... the finger... a truly fine leader. Obama is my second choice.

Ron Paul 2008
I.. Hate.. Ron.. Paul..
So...wait... Obama gives everyone 'the finger'?

Yup, he's ready to be president.....




;)
Guess what, my brother once actually thought Obama looked like Tiger Woods himself few years ago.....
Christ... and I thought Clinton could look scary.

This stare is just nasty, an interesting change from the smile I'm used to. ANONYMOUS APPROVES!

(Even though I'm not American) Obama 08!
Jeez, if he getsoffice that glare alone might be enough to deter conflict.
@ AJ

Lol same here
Anyone have a link to a higher res version of the Obama stare shot?
Wow. The comments match the story, inane for inane. The transformation is complete, and GP is now Digg. Congratulations.
@Chuck, I for one, have no intention of being 100% serious about 100% of subjects 100% of the time, life would be terribly grey like that.
@ chuck

Wait what?
GP is now digg?


Sorry, gp isn't quite, that popular.
A Barack victory?

What an Obamanation that would be!
Well played jds.
@koichan:

Did you forget how one candidate crashed and burned because he got to excited? How he shouted HOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRGHHHH (or something to that effect.) and it scared millions of people simply because he was caught in the moment? The election hasn't been about what you can do for the people in decades. It's image and it's disgusting.
@koichan

Nobody in America gives a fuck what the candidate will do. All they care about is their religion. That's why America voted their dumbass president into office not once, but TWICE.

If you were to offer two candidates to America: A genius atheist with fool-proof plans to fix all that is wrong with the USA, or a dumbfuck Christian hillbilly, they'd go for the Christian.
Hooooo-weeeeee lulz... Yer shmart!

Er, not.
Unfortunately, Lulz is right.. Just look at all the morons, sorry Mormons voting for Romney.
@jds

Am I detecting some butthurt there?

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