Jack Thompson Sues Florida Bar (yet again)

March 5, 2008
Controversial Miami attorney Jack Thompson has filed a new federal lawsuit against the Florida Bar. It's at least his fourth such case since late 2006. To tell you the truth, we've lost count.

None of those earlier actions against the Bar were successful. In fact, GamePolitics readers will likely recall the legal train wreck that was Thompson's most recent case before Judge Adalberto Jordan.

Highlights included Thompson's sending gay porn to the court in a case filing as well as his failed attempts to add GP, the ECA and even Judge Jordan himself as defendants at various points. The longtime Rockstar nemesis also made a rather entertaining pleading to the Court, complaining that he is parodied in the upcoming Grand Theft Auto IV (he's probably right about that).

The new complaint, filed yesterday, doesn't specifically address Thompson's own issues, but claims in a more global fashion that the Bar forces its supposed ideological agenda on Florida attorneys. We'll keep you posted on any new developments, but this one has the look of a non-starter.

Thompson, of course, underwent a 10-day disciplinary trial prosecuted by the Florida Bar in December. Judge Dava Tunis is expected to rule on the fate of Thompson's legal career next month.

You can read Thompson's lawsuit here, but  be forewarned: It's a 74-page monster of a PDF file.

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Re: Jack Thompson Sues Florida Bar (yet again)

I think he's right on the mark.  The Florida Bar protects corrupt attorneys rather than protecting the public from illegal and fraudulent practices of corrupt attorneys.  Everyone who believes in justice should stand up and applaud Thompson.  But I'm sure they'll take away his license and thus silence him.

Does this document have pictures? I can't seem to understand legal documents unless there are pictures.

Look on the bright side, Jack. Take it from Chris Titus. You're not failing, you're just really, really good at finding out what doesn't work.

Continue old Jacko, continue until you suffer disbarment.

It's like he has a quota he needs to maintain, you know?

For heaven's sake just remove this guy's license to practice and publicly brand him a nutter.

I'm sure his arguments are perfectly reasoned and backed up by cited laws and past court decisions.

/no, I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that

Thompson: Vidja Gamez Are Teh Debbulz! Strauss Zelnick Is Teh Beast!

Judge: With all due respect Mr. Thompson, Piss off and die.

"THE FLORIDA BAR IS FORCING THEIR IDEOLOGY ON ME!"

"THEY CAN'T DO THAT, FORCING IDEOLOGY IS MY JOB"

"THE'YRE STEALING MY WORK"

"STEALING IS A CRIME!"

"THE FLORIDA BAR IS CRIMINALS"

ah......seriously though...

I knew something Thompson related would happen today but I thought that something would involve having his ass handed to him.

I know it's a tad evil of me, but I would enjoy the irony if he got disbarred and took a job as a checker at Best Buy. Especially after he got that one person fired. Ah well, at least we know the bar's defense attorneys are probably used to it by now.

....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? AHRGGG! Damnit Jack Thompson, you God damn spastic mutha f-ckin' desparate little bastard!!! PISS OFF!!! PISS OFF GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!>>>>end rant

I wonder how long it's going to be before we forget about the 'Pictures Attached' escapade..

@jadedcritic

I don't actually remember that employee being identified..

At first I was disappointed I didn't see a story like this earlier on GP, but sure enough, he doesn't fail to disappoint (he just fails in everything else. :P)

Doesn't Jack Thompson ever get tired of losing? I guess not

Sweet Zombie Christ. *reads document* The man's done for.

Jack needs to give up the whole lawyer thing, it simply does not suit him. There are careers much better suited to his form a lunacy; He could host a show on Faux News, be a talk radio host, or just be that homeless guy down town who keeps shouting at the bus shelter in front of the mall.

I wonder how long it is going to take for the Federal Judges to complain about him and send him up for Federal Disciplinary action? The Federal Courts can ban him from filing suits in Federal Court if he abuses the system, ask Fred Phelps.

To paraphrase Yathzee "Sure he files frivolous lawsuits a bunch but no one seems to begrudge him for that anymore, it's just what he does". Seriously, someone does something he doesn't like, he threatens or attempts legal action. It's like a reflex with him. I'd probably be more scared if, say, Rockstar begins work on Manhunt 3 and JT doesn't give them some kind of ultimatum.

Jack was supposed to show cause today, instead he's sueing the Florida Bar. You have to admire his stupidity.

Wasn't today the last day for the "show cause" order, on pain of having his ability to file nonsensical addendums (I forget what they're called) revoked?

You know, Mr. Thompson, you are not a very hard man to parody.

It was today, and the order is that he cannot send in more filings in regards to the case.

He better think of something else quick, time is running out.

"The new complaint, filed yesterday, doesn’t specifically address Thompson’s own issues, but claims in a more global fashion that the Bar forces its own ideological agenda on Florida attorneys."

Uh, you mean the Bar's attempt at having their lawyers act with some form of dignity and/or semblence of normality is an ideological agenda? I did not know that.

Seriously JT, the Bar is giving you a bit of "tough love". They want to take away your right to be a lawyer because its for your own good (and for the sanity of everyone you're around).

In short, stop doing what we're trying to stop you from doing, like filing stupid lawsuits that you're going to lose because you're an idiot.

@Nick: I'd argue that he is in fact remarkably hard to parody. When you think of the parody of an overzealous lawyer, you think of someone that files repetitive lawsuits and countless motions in an effort to use the law as a hammer, to bludgeon anything he dislikes into oblivion. In short, you think of JT. So if an over-the-top caricatured parody of a lawyer IS in fact JT, then what would an over-the-top caricature of JT look like?

@Benji: You ever play any of the Phoenix Wright games for the DS? Plenty of over the top laywers there. Hell, one even uses a whip. I for once, am glad JT isn't THAT over the top. ;)

wait a second, weren't they giving out a verdict today? Did I read it wrong?

So you get the basic gist of what he is going for within the first couple of pages. Basically he is trying to state that the Florida Bar is pushing ideologies outside the narrow scope of the law, and that they are in violation of the first and fourteenth amendment. Based on past cases. So the idea is that he knows the bar is about to boot him, but this is a motion to state the bar is violating laws, so that way he can continue to practice law in Florida without having to be a member of the bar.

So what's happened with the Show Cause? Surely the Supreme Court is going to do something about him not presenting one? Or maybe he did present a Show Cause but didn't issue it to all the usual media outlets as it contained his usual "claim to fight to the bitter end but in fact backed down at the last minute and beg for forgiveness" tactic (just like his last Show Cause).

@valthun:

I think the only 'law' they're violating is the made-up one where JT can do whatever the f*** he wants.

No smoke without fire, no disciplinary without complaints, and, in the legal world, without lots of complaints....

In the world of Thompson, it will always be someone else's fault.

It's fine by me. The more JT pulls these stupid little stunts the worse it gets for him. At first I was willing to bet that he'd only get a slap on the wrist but still keep his license, but with the way he's been going lately I'm more expecting his license to be pulled.

From now on, I think we can forgo any news about Jackie T short of having his liscence revoked. Because you know it's going to crop up at some point.

Sorry, I have to stick up for Jackey boy here. I think he has filed his show cause quite quickly. Today was the deadline but he met in Feb.

He filed his preliminary response on the 21th and then four more suplemental responses on the 26th.

Check out this site for a list of filings related to that case. Most of it appears as a lot of legal mumbo jumbo to me, but it communicates the drift.
http://jweb.flcourts.org/pls/docket/ds_docket?p_caseyear=2007&p_casenumb...

Problem is, Shock and Disbelief, is that it wasn't really a response to his show cause order, it doesn't directly tackle the issues he was asked to show cause on, but merely breaks into a monologue of perceived faults in the Bar. Now, he may be accurate or he may not be, it's a whole other issue to the one of his own behaviour, but filing a reply to a show cause for vexatious attachments, and then attaching another 4 documents to that same response is kind of shooting yourself in the foot.

Actually, Thompson's lawsuit is only 20 pages long. The other 50 or so are two entire Supreme Court decisions.

Let me reiterate:

Rather than just citing two cases, Thompson attached two entire Supreme Court decisions, in full, to his lawsuit.

Hey, maybe that's standard practice but it seems like a cumbersome waste to me.


Andrew Eisen

I guess he just didn't forward it to gamepolitics like every other document he's ever created.

I'm guessing he doesn't want us to see it because he's licking the Supreme Court's ***.

there should still be something from today when they make the decision on if his response is good enough right?

Wait, ignore my last post.

@godrobotus

So the response he sent to gamepolitics (http://gamepolitics.com/2008/02/21/florida-supreme-court-comes-down-hard...) was actually filled with the court?

Good lord!

Retire. Please just retire.

Does the new filing come with pictures?

His argument is pretty interesting. Isn't it the entire point of Bar Associations everywhere to do exactly what he's accusing the Florida Bar of doing?

@GoodRobotUs

Are you refering to the document just posted, because thats a whole new document for a new legal case. I wasn't aware his Show Order response(s) have been made avaliable yet? Got a link? If i'm mistaken I apologise.

Wait, ignore my last post.

@GoodrobotUs; so the response he sent to gamepolitics
(http://gamepolitics.com/2008/02/21/florida-supreme-court-comes-down-hard...) was actually filled with the court and Jack considers it his Show Cause?!

Good Lord!

I think GoodRobotUs is talking about the response Jack sent gamepolitics a while ago:

"This court’s panicked threat against Thompson… has wonderfully proven not just that Thompson has no “adequate state remedy” but that he has no state remedy at all. This court threatens Thompson if he even files this pleading.

This is a brazen attempt by this court to repeal the absolute right of every citizen, under the First Amendment, to “petition the government for a redress” of grievances…

The [Florida] Bar threatens a whistleblower with retribution because he dares to keep blowing the whistle? This court has threatened Thompson. He does not threaten back. He hereby informs this court that he will see it in federal court. This court has just thrown Brer Rabbit into the briar patch."


I can't believe he ACTUALLY filled that as his Just Cause.

SSDD

Well to be fair that is the standard posturing we expect from him when he makes public comments but it doesn't neccessarily reflect what he would have written in his response. It may be possible he uses the same rhetoric in those responses but it is premature to critise him for not addressing any points when we haven't seen his legal answer.

@ShockandDisbelief

Matriculated is right, I'm talking about Thompsons' initial response to the show cause and his filings afterwards. Yup, this case is a brand new one, though, I have to wonder at the timing of it, does a ruling regarding vexatious filing apply only to the case it is specifically dealing with, or is it a general application to all ongoing cases? Can't help thinking this is just a way of side-stepping the possibility of being barred from making additions to his complaint by 'starting a new pile', as it were.

why can't he just disappear

Sorry, meant to add, the text cited by Matriculated was actually taken from that response, it wasn't part of a Press Release, it was part of a Legal Document submitted by Mr Thompson, which he forwarded to the Press, as I understand it.
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