Political Junkie Finds Video Game-Like Fun in Spitzer Scandal

March 11, 2008
Blogger Tony Sachs of the Huffington Post writes: 
I didn't think this year could get any more exciting politically, but Eliot Spitzer just took it up a notch. For the next several days, at least, Hillary and Barack will be the second most riveting story in the news.

It's like I'm a kid playing a video game, and I'm avoiding being killed for way, way longer than I've ever managed before, and then at some point, I hit a level and get some crazy bonus that I never even knew existed, like my ship all of a sudden gets twelve guns or an impenetrable force field or something. It's that cool.

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Calming down from my bouts of laughter from yesterday, I started thinking and realizing that I shouldn't feel good about another person's livelihood being wrecked, and the fact that they're likely going to be entirely and completely disgraced for the rest of his political life (if it goes beyond the next two days).

Then I realized that he brought it on himself, he made hypocritical statements that he apparently thought he was either above, or just kinda brushed them off to the side in his mind, and he acted incredibly self-righteous about it.

And it's even more fun that he brought this on himself no only through his own choices, but by cleaning up corruption and crime in his state as hard and best as he could.

You reap what you sow, Mr. Spitzer. You wanted to clean up your state? The Governor's office isn't exempt from that. Meanwhile, I'll keep playing my video games while I don't commit crimes or cheat on my spouse.

I wonder if picking up hookers in GTA caused him to do this - maybe ol' JT should check into that.

Agreed - i was going to play some Lost Empire: Immortals, but making fun of this hypocrite is so much more fun.

...No, no it's not that cool. Impeachment! It's not just for presidents anymore. It's not like he'll be able to hold his office from a jail cell. (not that he'll go to jail, as we all know, politicians never do.)

Is he playing Pirates of the Burning sea or Eve Online?
Either way, seeing this hypocrite go down in flames is soooo much better than a bonus round. It would be just nice to see justice done after he's hounded so many for the same 'crime'.

Just had to post this link as it has Little Britain scene of political scandal - funny as hell

http://www.theagitator.com/2008/03/11/great-moments-in-sex-scandal-press...

and SOOOOO appropriate.

Personally, I see more of a problem with the hypocritical parts then I do with the crime. They spend all this time and money trying to fight something that isn't even illegal everywhere in the US. I'm more upset that he was cheating on his wife and that he was prosecuting people for doing the same thing he was doing.

It's only slightly related to gaming in that he was down on a game that has prostatution in it. However, I don't mind keeping these games out of childrens hands. I just don't want them categorizing games the same way the categorize pornography. There shouldn't need to be a back room or special business or license to buy games. They should be handled like beer, not like whiskey.

@ mogbert

I 100% agree with you.

This guy should be out of office due to the hypocracy of his stance on prostitution not his engaging in it. I don't feel prostitution should be illegal, but it is. He obviously doesn't have a problem with it so he should have been for legalizing it rather than prosecuting people for it.

I wonder if his wife will kill him before he's prosecuted for his crimes. Anyone? She looked PISSED yesterday.

This is why politicians, and just people in general, need to worry about themselves and stop trying to tell everybody how to live their lives. Take care of your own home before you try to tell me how to take care of mine. Idiots!

that video game bit kind of reminded me of "xenon 2". tough as hell, but there was a bonus which gave you tons of guns and missiles for about 10 seconds. oh...good old times...

Remove the beam from your own ey before attempting to help your neighbor remove the spec from their eye.

If only more politicians would live by that.

Heck, I think prostitution should be legal, but if it's not going to be, then high-ranking politicians should be treated the same under the law as the regular folks. Now we'll just see if he resigns or not. If he does, he'll demonstrate at least a little more integrity than Senators Vitter and Craig...

@Shih Tzu

zero times 3 is still zero

I'd say it's more like beating Contra without dying. Satisfying.

And lo and behold, he landed a guest spot on Mike & Juliet... I didn't watch it though, been boycotting them ever since they had the Miami Moron on the show... So I dunno what all he talked about.

I had that feeling last night when I unlocked all the characters in SSBB :)

This scandal is far more overhyped than it should be, oy. We need to focus on the iraq-al Qaida link turning out to be bull anal gravy.

.....ooooookaaaaaay.

This scandal is far more overhyped than it should be, oy. We need to focus on the iraq-al Qaida link turning out to be bull anal gravy.

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Is that the new Dem talking point?

Hypocrisy is infuriating. That is, it's infuriating until the hypocrisy comes back around to bite the hypocrite on the ass. Then it becomes delicious irony, and is hilarious. That is all.

Maho? Games and scandal? Surely these two can never be merged together.

I should point out that in conjunction with my Dem line up top, the Repubs' have a talking point too. Normally they like to keep them hidden in the stalls.

Wasn't trying to flame the Dems, just making a funny.

I normally don't care about politicians sex lives. But this seems to be going beyond a simple sex scandal, but rather a "where did the money come from issue." His wife and family are likely to face some seriously hard times in addition to the scandal.

UNFORTUNATELY, this will probably spawn an even nastier governor. The new one (whenever that happens) will have to take a platform of strict law and order. A candidate like that is likely to get legislation happy on "protecting the children" from games.

So in other words, Spitzer is the last boss of the internet.

@Robert Gauss -- apparently this whole investigation started with the IRS and led other places. I suspect Spitzer's in a lot more trouble than we think at this point. This story ain't over.

That's the thing with these political figures, they're almost all hypocrites.

Note 'almost'.

But the 'ship just got 12 guns' reminded me of games I used to love to play... Games that don't exist any more. Games that SHOULD exist!

Remember ladies and gentlemen, He IS NOT an Kennedy. He isn't immune to stupid stunts.

Spitzer: I wasn't gonna have sex with that hooker, really! I was just gonna kill her!
THAT would be funny.

And disturbing.

"I'm sorry I just wanted to act out GTA!"

slightly off topic but apparently jt sent a letter to the new york bar trying to get spitzers license suspended. http://www.silive.com/newsflash/index.ssf?/base/news-24/12052685705790.x...

@Escanor:

Wonder if JT stays warm enough at night sleeping in that glass house of his? Maybe if he didn't throw stones he'd keep warmer, you think?

"slightly off topic but apparently jt sent a letter to the new york bar trying to get spitzers license suspended."

So...much...irony. First, we have a guy fighting against violence and sex in the media in all it's forms getting busted for prostitution. Now, we have a lawyer facing a seemingly ever increasing mountain of disciplinary problems probably resulting in his own disbarment calling for the disbarment of another lawyer.

In the words of Bill Engvall "You can not make this stuff up!" or "Here's you sign!". Whichever you think fits the situation best.

"Here's YOUR sign!".

Oh, what I would give for an edit button of some kind ;)

Regarding JT's call for Spitzer's disbarment, the artcile linked to contains the following line where Thompson "notes that Spitzer didn't claim innocence in his apology Monday."

Funny thing is, he hasn't claimed innocence in any of his filings or arguments. Regarding the charge that he made statements which were knowingly false, acted in a way not appropriate to a member of the bar and disobeyed several judicial orders, his response has been to attack all the people accusing him of this. Not once did he say he has not done those things, his only answer to the charges is that everyone is out to get him. It's like a murderer when asked if he killed someone replies with "There is a conspiracy between the police and the courts and the victims family to get me arrested and I'm suing them all!"

@Shoehorn O'Plenty:

I suspect that Jack hasn't gone anywhere near the substance of the allegations against him because he can't. For example, his claim that Clatus Junkin told him that Judge Moore was a "case-fixer" has been publicly and repeatedly refuted by Mr. Junkin. I assume Mr. Junkin testified to as much at Jack's hearing. So it isn't surprising that, rather than squarely address the charges of the Florida Bar, Jack's apparently decided it's a better strategy to just blow the Florida Bar to smithereens. Unfortunately for Jack, the fuses of his dynamite sticks aren't long enough to prevent them from going off in his hands before he has a chance to lob them at the Bar (figuratively speaking).

The severity of the situation comes not from the fact that he cheated on his wife (you can’t imprison/impeach for that, however much of a scumbag it makes you), or even that be bought a hooker (and over state lines no less). It’s where he got the MONEY to pay for the hooker, if what they investigators discovered is true, he withdrew thousands of dollars at a time (but under the reportable 10,000) limit) to earn enough for the service.


By the way, he just resigned.
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