
EA's hostile takeover bid will be the main event at Take Two's shareholder meeting on April 10th, but there may be a sideshow as well.
Game industry nemesis Jack Thompson has written to the investor relations department at T2 with the following request:
I am a Take-Two shareholder and have been for quite sometime. I desire to attend and participate in the April 10 shareholders meeting, particularly as to the EA offer.
Please advise immediately where the meeting is and whether I will be allowed to attend and talk. I hereby specifically request my placement on the agenda.
In late 2005
Thompson claimed to have purchased an unspecified - but assumed to be small - amount of Take Two stock with the intent of gaining admission to the company's stockholder meeting.
While Thompson's request references the EA takeover bid, we'd bet the ranch that he will somehow relate EA's pursuit of Take Two to his standard game violence rap.
But what we really want to know is, assuming Thompson is granted access to the meeting, will he bring his bullhorn?
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silly boy...
I want to hear Bruce's speech, I can picture it now!
Bruce: "HEY LOOK I'M IMPORTANT TAKE TWO SUCKS! HEY YOU SHUT UP I'M MORE IMPORTANTER THAN YOU! HEY SHUT UP! I'M IMPORTANT SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
Someone bring the vidja camera!
And if he doesn't attend he'll claim he requested and was denied the information.
And with how well versed he is in law, I doubt he'll know he's entitled to this by law.
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* I have my suspicions but out of respect for GP's wishes that Jack's family members not be unneccessarily dragged into the mix, I've declined to specify.
"Due to requests by EA personnel that you not be involved in EA takeover bids (see: http://gamepolitics.com/2008/03/05/ea-wants-no-help-from-jack-thompson-i... ) and implied legal threats against this company (see: http://gamepolitics.com/2008/03/06/jack-thompson-fires-back-at-ea-claims... ), we at Take Two formally deny your request to participate in the stockholders meeting.
We also further request all future correspondence to be made through Take Two attornies due to the aforementioned legal actions you have proposed."
Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
"I own one share of Planet-Ka-Jigger and I demand the floor!"
But, then again, Wunderman did conclude that Jack's mentally fit to practice law, so we all know what that report's worth.
That's not his message. That's the pretext behind which Jack furthers his true agenda: his own self-aggrandizement. If you know don't that, with all due respect, you don't know Jack.
oh, and ...
*sigh*
WTF? He has STOCK in them? Can they buy it back? =)
OH CHRIST! It's Fat Bastard! I love Goldmember..
I will raise you £10 (About $20)
Does he think he just fell through the cracks, or is he not eligible to be there under some bylaw and is trying to get around it? Or is this just publicity nonsense?
T2 Guy 2: "3 O'Clock, March 31th."
T2 Guy 1: "My bad. It's not Janet Reno. It's Jack Thompson."
T2 Guy 2: "3 O'Clock, April 1st."
I'm half hoping they do allow him in. The very moment he steps up to the podium, someone dressed at Carl Johnson will come out and beat his ass.
Considering he's suing the company, there might be some obscure "you're not allowed in while the case is still in court" rule. ;)
But yeah, blithering that he "needs" an invite, when as a shareholder he's entitled to attend anyway?
Wait, what happened last year? Wasn't he going to attend then? Did they block him, or did he just chicken out and not show up?
He got too pissy last year to be allowed in. Oddly, he didn't bother to show up anyway.
Sorry sorry sorry!
The invites go out to every shareholder in due time.
It's typical the dumbshit does not know this.
He will not be able to just shout them from the floor in the meeting, because they're run on a very tight set of rules.
About the only thing he can do is vote on existing agenda items, and since he owns roughly .0000000001% of the stock, his vote will carry exactly the same sort of weight his legislative efforts have done so far.
Idiot.
Personally, I have a thing about letting someone talk at a shareholders meeting who has been quoted as saying he "will destroy" the company. See, destroying a company often has a detrimental effect on stock prices.
I expect they will thank him but politely decline seeing as the agenda is already full with majority stock holders. $10 doesn't get you a life time forum at a stock holders meeting.
Then again, my only experience with a stock holders meeting is that one episode of Futurama... you know the one, right?
Jack knows he'll get his invite. He's gotten them before. It's a legal requirement that they send him one every year. But he'd much rather play dumb and write some letter of inquiry to T2 because he can then cc his silly letter to every media outlet in the world in hopes of see his name in print. Spell it with me: A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N W-H-O-R-E.
Oh, may I buy some T2 Stock please?
I fool is said to be born every minute in JBTs case it seems to have been 2.
That's pretty what he said he was getting, for the sole purpose of attending share holder meeting and confronting Eibler.
"will he bring his bullhorn?"
Please, the guy is living bullhorn. He doesn't need to bring one, he IS the bullhorn.
@Pixelantes Anonymous
If his past "debates" are any indication he'll likely get escorted out for interrupting people and talking as loud as possible.
The only reason he's attending is his perceived self importance has him believing he'll get Take Two taken over, while ignoring that even EA isn't stupid enough to cancel GTA, though he is also likely hoping EA will cave more easily to pressure. OR he's hoping they saturate it like they do everything else.
And, if you ask me, T2 deserves whatever they get from him. He's breached it before any number of times and they didn't drag him back to court like they should have. Now he's feeling emboldend. Serves them right. Bunch o' wussies.
Am just curious what goes on behind open doors.
Heh.
He won't get the attention/importance he is looking for (if any) and will rant and rave (and sue) about having his rights violated. This from a man who has been trying to violate the rights of everyone else.
I'm ALMOST impressed.
Except in this case:
"I own one share of Take-kajigger and I demand we sell"
Just like last year.
Jack's antics age poorly.
He'll just pull ignorance and say he was denied information
I think they've wanted to, but they're all afraid he is just gonna turn around and sue them all for libel or something.
His record should show they got nothing to worry about
I've asked that question a million times. And it wouldn't even require a intervention to cure his addiction. Just permanently take away his laptop and cancel the Internet subscription. Cold turkey.
Seriously though, He will not affect anything. I do hope somebody records a video of him there. With him being a nusince to both Take Two and EA, It will probbly make the meeting go more smoothly.
Lets have a bet. How many think he will show up? I'll say no
Would be sad if this was true. I could only imaging that his wife would be a crazy as him, just for allowing him to make these stupid lawsuits.
By the way, is there any info on Thompson's wife ie mental state, how she does court cases, her court cases that she was in. I would find it interesting.
For the other info, try Jack's wikki page. It'll give you her name. Google search that + florida + attorney. I'll say this much: no obvious mental issues (apart from the "why are you married to Jack Thompson?" issue) and an accomplished and well-regarded attorney.
"Getting?"
"Getting?"
Yes getting. I mean he used to pull off the lawyer thing somewhat. He seems to be degenerating into some homeless, alcoholic derelict yelling at kids walking out of Best Buy level creepy. The illusion of dignity seems all but washed off.
I still stand behind my "conflict of interest" argument regarding Dr. Wunderman's evaluation of John Bruce.
While psychologists and counselers have a variety of foundations to use to counsel patients, which is really all well and good, having someone who is the follower of a similar religious belief (especially a fundamentalist and/or extremist) as the person being evaluated, it makes the evaluation extremely unreliable.
Imagine having a psychologist who believes shock therapy should be used on homosexuals to make them "normal" evaluate Fred Phelps.
While someone might choose Dr. Wunderman to counsel their family because of similar religious beliefs might be fine, I wouldn't trust an evaluation by Dr. Wunderman when the person being evaluated is of similar religious beliefs. Dr. Wunderman and his wife are both of a fundamentalist religion (of which Dr. Wunderman's wife is a religious leader) that follows similar beliefs of John Bruce's. Which is why John Bruce would happily accept being evaluated by Dr. Wunderman.
Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
To quote State Senator R. Clayton "Clay" Davis, "Sheeeeeeet."
Jack's been seriously creepy since about the early 1980's. Which was also, in my opinion, about the last time he bore any resemblance to a real lawyer. Or a real human being, for that matter.
Add that to the fact that Jack paid for Wunderman's opinion himself and you're left with a couple sheets of paper that may have some value if you're taking a crap in the woods and ain't got no Charmin, but other than that . . . .
On the other hand... JT is a moron and him speaking could actually do damage to the EA offer and thus save T2 from being bought... but we can't underestimate his ability lie through his teeth and ACT presentable and sane...
The meeting will be @ Dumbsville I.8.A.Horse Drive
Admission is free, you pay at the door,
Bring your own seets, because we will be sitting on the floor.
Brucie... Brucie... Brucie...
Johnny Bruce Thompson will likely ALWAYS get coverage. He has to be addressed, because there are too many ignorant people in the USA who will be glad to listen to him, and will form their opinions based on what HE says, not necessarily what facts actually exist if they go against Johnny Bruce Thompson's personal massacre chasing agenda.
His voice can't be the only voice.
Quite to the contrary really. Mr. Thompson is newsworthy in this circle. We are not lauding his falsified qualifications, nor are we touting him about as some sort of expert. We, as gamers and proponents of free speech and expression, as Hal Halprin put it, must keep an eye on folks like Mr. Thompson, Sen. Leyland Yee, etc. Otherwise, we will wake up one day to find that they have won a signifigant battle here or there, and we were none the wiser for it. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. As sick as we get of him, due diligence on the part of educated masses is about the only thing that can really curb folks like them.
Indeed. ... even though sometimes it feels like a losing battle that makes you wanna say 'F*** it' and let them have their victory, we must remain vigilant in the face of such stupidity.
(Mainly I needed a reason to post so firefox'll remember my info again and I won't have to re-enter it.)
This.
If you stop giving a troll attention it'll fly away eventually.
*sigh* like last year, he will go away , so lets just do ourselves a favour n ignore this whole issue now n not give him any more attention
I've said it before...i think
but all jack would have to do to switch from moron to evil genius (in my mind) is buy a pit full of t2 stock. Think about it! He causes controversy causing more games to sell and stocks to rise therefore he makes money and just for a sick little twist its the gamers that so despise
him that are giving it to him.
wow, who am I kidding no way his tiny brain could cope with more than one evil plan
Current Plan=
1.Question janet reno's sexual preference then sue her when she makes fun of him
2.Sue everyone else in the world
3.Run away and cry after he loses(every fricken case)
4.send gay porn to judge
5.get disbarred
6.World Domination
"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC
lol Take kajiggger, i spy with my little eye Futurama.
@ Monkeyface
Hmm thought the plan went
1. Have unfounded hate
2. Direct unfounded hate at one company
3. Sue random people for random things
4. ????
5. World Domination
JT going to this type of meeting is like a straight dude going into a gay bar, everybody's gonna be goin' for his ass.
Not really, if he recently bought it (since the EA offer) and he goes in yelling about how TT is ruining America and demanding sale, then yes it would.
But he's had them for a while. Share holders get to attened share holder events to speak on issues concerning them.
If he goes I want someone to record his "Vidja Games are evil!" speech.
Will he ever fuck off?!!
Jack just disclosed in his most recent rant-pleading to the Supreme Court (he keeps filing at least one a day despite being under threat of sanctions for excessive filings) that that the Florida Bar will settle for no less than his permanent disbarment. Last time I heard, they were willing to settle for a five-year suspension. Seems they upped the ante on him. This is, without doubt, the best news I've heard all year.
Hoooah!!!! (sorry, I had to do it).
Full text of Jack's disclosure is below:
From: Jack Thompson [mailto:XXXXXXX@comcast.net]
Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 11:08 AM
Subject: Well, this gives "perversion of justice new meaning"
IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA
JOHN B. THOMPSON, Complainant,
v.
THE FLORIDA BAR, Respondent.
Case Numbers SC 07 - 80 and 07- 354
RESPONDENT'S SUPPLEMENTAL RESPONSE
TO FEBRUARY 19 SHOW CAUSE ORDER
COMES NOW respondent Thompson and further responds to this court's February 19 show cause order, stating:
As if on cue, two days after filing a supplemental response to the show
cause order herein noting the preferential treatment serial sex offender and attorney Steven Effman received from this Court, the attached article
appeared this morning in the Miami Herald regarding Democratic politico
Barry Kutun. And some people claim there is no God.
Kutun, as this Court well knows since it approved this sweetheart deal, this
well-connected gentleman had numerous trysts with an underage prostitute. Even Eliot Spitzer is not alleged to have done that.
Contrast this deal with what The Bar wants from the undersigned: permanent disbarment. No suspension, no probation, just permanent disbarment. The demand of Thompson went from 90 days to permanent disbarment because Thompson dared seek federal relief from the excesses of The Bar, which are patently proven by the criminal bumping up of punishment simply because federal relief was sought. There is no other explanation because there is no other reason for it.
What we have in this situation, in the person of Steve Chaykin, is the
Florida Bar Governor's version of Eliot Spitzer, sans the charm.
Mr. Chaykin, who is presently serving the best interests of the citizens of
Florida, is the one who demands permanent disbarment for Thompson. Mr. Chaykin is has publicly branded anyone who does not agree with him on gay adoption (Thompson does not) an "enemy of The Bar" and "outside the core values of our Bar." This is terrific. The Bar has a paranoid on its Board of Governors who actively seeks retribution against his "enemies" with enhanced punishment because they aren't square pegs that fit into his
pro-gay hole.
Thompson should like to propose a deal to this Court, since this is
obviously how this Court operates: Thompson will change his party affiliate to "Democrat," pronounce his fondness for gay adoption and the gay lifestyle, have sex with 16-year-old prostitutes, have forced sex with his female clients, launder money for the Medellin cocaine cartel to benefit Roy Black, confine his criticisms, like the aforementioned Roy Black, to Florida judges on national television rather than in Thompson's letters to those judges, represent the porn-to-kids industry rather than attack it, stalk a former employee, as did Thompson Bar complainant Tom Tew, commit perjury like Larry Kellogg and Al Cardenas to try to nail an anti-obscenity crusader, and last, but not least, exhibit the Spitzer-eclipsing hubris of one of you sitting on the Supreme Court and announce that we need to round up lawyers with bad manners and suspend them, the United States Constitution notwithstanding.
If Thompson does all of that, will you, this Honorable Court, give me a "get out of jail free and get out of disbarment free" card? Apparently one has to be a pervert to catch a break from this Court and its "official arm," The Floriduh Bar.
The Kutun deal renders this Supreme Court of Florida a disgrace and a cruel joke. You have managed to stand our entire system of law on its head. Lawyers who stand up to sexual obscenity sold to children in the public square are to be disbarred and lawyers who pay for sex with children are to be treated with kid gloves.
What is more, no charging authority has indicted Thompson (since noting that judges can be wrong is a crime), no client has complained about Thompson, and no member of the public has even complained.
What's the problem here with you people? Is it sexual perversion within The Bar, its leaders, and its personnel that is driving this lunatic regulatory
engine, or is it simply the frivolous nature of the Justices on this Court?
This Court seeks to remove the speck from the undersigned's eye while not seeing the log in its own. You people should be arrested for impersonating judges, and in fact, that is precisely what you have done, having sat on your bench without so much as even executing mandatory state loyalty oaths.
I HEREBY CERTIFY that I have provided this to The Florida Bar, 1200 Edgewater Drive, Orlando, Florida, March 14, 2008.
John B. Thompson, Attorney, Florida Bar
#231665
XXXXX South Dixie Hwy., Suite XXX
Coral Gables, Florida 33146
XXXXXXXX
XXXXXXX@comcast.net
I think everything would be an F-
Wow, just wow. Jack really is sliding into Francis Dec level isn't he? And still Jack misses the point. The problem isn't what he believes, but how he conducts himself. It doesn't matter if you are a democrat, republican or communist. You do NOT send gay porn to judges. It doesn't happen.
And he should understand that justice and law are two different thing...and that he knows nothing of justice.
I just read the comments on Justice Building Blog. Seriously, I don't know what he smokes, but I want some (just kidding, I don't smoke).
One thing for sure, they won't go soft with him with all the crap he said. But I'll try to verify some of his "facts". Can't hurt to be careful.
I agree with you. I don't think Jack Thompson should be given the time of day unless he is doing something newsworthy... this is not newsworthy as he as been talking about it for quite a while. It is OLD NEWS. It is predictable and it is putting out the message to everyone that reads it that Jack Thompson is a legitimate threat. He is not.
He is not a threat to the industry because no one respects him. Judges don't respect him, his fellow lawyers don't respect him and most of all the Florida bar does not respect him. He is quite literally a joke to everyone he encounters.
So who is the threat since Jack Thompson quite OBVIOUSLY is not? The mainstream media that enables him. Concentrating on Jack Thompson is a terrible tactic as he is not the real problem. Ever wonder what Jack Thompson would do if he couldn't get a segment on Fox effortlessly after a school shooting happened? He would continue fighting his losing battles in court. He would continue going to court and being threatened with contempt of court because of his bizarre court behavior. I really am tired of people turning Jack Thompson into some kind of legitimate force to be reckoned with. It is the media! THE MEDIA! The people who give him the time of day and I am sad to say that even though GP covers Jack Thompson in a more honest light than all other sources... they too are guilty of being obsessed with this fool.
Ignoring this man is the answer whether you like it or not. This idiotic claim that "oh it didn't work in the past so i can't work now" is a fallacy and is actually considered to be an opinion with some kind of valid meaning. It isn't and it never was. It is just a foolish tactic to dupe individuals that don't understand the meaning of logical reasoning. Now if you want to hold a discussion with some kind of logical validity behind it and agree to drop this foolish "it didn't work then so it can't work now" faulty argument then I'll be happy to contribute. But right now GP is playing right into Jack Thompson's game. Doing EXACTLY what he wants them to do.
Fox loves Jack... does Fox even KNOW GP? I'm sure you see the writing on the wall. Why continue fighting Jack in this manner? Fighting faulty logic with faulty logic? Good idea....
This argument is also guilty of faulty logic. This argument is actually implying that you have to talk about Jack Thompson to have a voice against his message. This is simply not the case and is absolutely misleading.
It is possible to do a story that shows the other side of the situation without even mentioning the man's name. You can divorce Jack Thompson's name form the issue at hand. That way it is not really just another story about Jack Thompson but another story about the issue at hand. You might get more comments from a Jack Thompson article but the meaning of the article is distorted and it becomes more of a rant about Jack Thompson instead of a stand against a particular issue at hand. Quite honestly it is more important to provide people with persuasive and informative article about why a particular stance on an issue is correct rather than an article about why this individual is wrong for taking this particular stance. Concentrating in this obsessive manner over the man Jack Thompson simply distracts from the important issue and gives him far too much credit.
Its the issues and the resolutions to those issues which should be at the forefront of the priorities... not some fool that holds a stance that is full of faulty logic.
You do realize that if there are no stories that point out Jack's bullshit, that people may actually think he is a "School Shooting Expert" as FoxNews tried to pawn him off as right? No, sorry. He is a fool and that MUST be brought to light.
Um... how would it hurt the industry as a whole? Take Two is almost the only gaming entity that even gave him the time of day so far.
"You can speak against his issues without speaking out the man."
NO. Jack's never presented any real issues in his entire career as a crusader in an number of different holy wars. What may appear to the uninitiated as a message from Jack is, to those who truly understand Jack, really a message about Jack. It's always about Jack. It IS the man, not his message ('cause there ain't no real message to be found).
To prove the point, try this rhetorical question:
You think Jack really cares about universal harm to children? When Jack obviously doesn't even care enough about his own child to keep said child distanced from bullshit? Them two 2s don't make no 4.
@TJLK:
To prove the point, try this rhetorical question:
You think Jack really cares about universal harm to children? When Jack obviously doesn’t even care enough about his own child to keep said child distanced from his bullshit? Them two 2s don’t make no 4.
lol wut?
Oh wait that's right, he doesn't consider gamers members of the public.
My parents and most of other parents who didn't really grow up playing videogames, but saw their kids playing would probably agree with JT's crusade. In fact, I have several times tried to discuss this with them and they usually don't see anything wrong with his ideas.
This is the reason I thank GP for bringing this to light, his craziness... cause it gives me perfect ammunition to throw at my parents' sense of "truth"
However, in probably less than a decade, gamers who began YEARS ago will be in charge, and people like JT will become nobodies.
It's already beginning to happen...
JDKJ - There is a message and ignoring his message is not the answer. His message as he clearly states over and over again is that violent video games are marketed toward children and are the root cause of school shootings and other violent actions. THIS IS HIS MESSAGE. The message that because an individual plays video games they are likely to become violent or commit crimes. There are others who support this message.
In this particular case his message is also clear. He is turning Take Two into a scapegoat for all these problems that are not even related to video games in the first place. As inaccurate and illegitimate as his message is he is still speaking it frequently. The message is what needs countering. Attack the message because the message is the root of the problem. The man isn't. Without the man there would be another fool saying the same exact thing. And the mainstream media(especially Fox) would be happy to grant them the time of day and the platform.
Which is why his "message," as you call it, is so often so inadequately supported by him and so obviously fallacious. Because he really doesn't care enough about the message to take the time to present it with any semblance of validity. It's a means, not an end.
Concentrating on JT is not going to help anything. All it is doing is preaching to the choir. We need an outreach to those who don't know the truth behind gamers, the game industry and gaming culture.
"Concentrating on JT is not going to help anything."
My position is that it's easier (and certainly a whole lot more entertaining) to just shoot the messenger dead than to spend so much more time and energy trying to debunk a pretextual message.
I agree that when the torch is passed to the next generation these problems, in theory, should begin to rectify itself. It is a pretty difficult thing to disprove statistically but I don't want to be caught blindsided by an unpredicted or unlikely outcome.
It is important to divorce the man from the issue. Just because someone insane is preaching a particular message doesn't mean that message is false. Sometime people should realize that it absolutely is about the message and not the individual. The topics of discussion should be why or why not the message is true or false. The flaws in the message should be expressed over the flaws in the man. And really that isn't that much more difficult. The ECA has a page full of awesome statistics to spit out when you are in these discussions.
http://www.theeca.com/video_games_violence
That and if you ally yourself with liberty and the constitution, in particular the first amendment, you become a very difficult person to defeat in a debate.
I tend to follow productivity and I believe the extra effort could very well be worth it in the end.
Actually, it's entirely more economical to prove that someone is without a shred of credibilty and hence nothing they say is to be believed rather than to prove any one particular thing they said is false. Old trial lawyer trick.
Unfortunately, most of the folk on the other side of the debate aren't batshit crazy and obvious habitual liars. I'll take an easy lay-up when I get the chance.
does Fox even KNOW GP?
I doubt it, mainly because none of us subscribe to the fox news version of 'The Truth'. Also if we don't call him out, everyone'll just assume he's right (Exactly how he wants it, incidentally.)
@JDKJ:
LOL... well I would've read it but I value my IQ points too much. :P
Agreed, our styles are different. But that doesn't mean my style is completely ineffectual or detrimental to the cause (which was kinda your initial argument).
And I'm not arguing that my approach is to be taken to the exclusion of your approach. Perhaps both approaches can serve a useful purpose. The Dream Team didn't rest on "Have you ever called anyone a nicka in the last 10 years?" They also hit 'em with "If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit." I think both points influenced the jury.
"He’s not making it past the entrance."
You're on.
Maybe, or maybe JT's misinterpreting T2's "last mistakes" but who knows?
I wonder what 'ole JT would do if his own son back-talked and mouthed off to him like that. I mean really, how immature can this idiot get? It's really like he WANTS to get disbarred and is going out of his way to make it happen. I've seen some self-destructive people in the past but Jack Thompson beats them all out hands down; and this is compared to a goth girl I knew in school who liked to cut herself and a guy in basic training I caught trying to slit his own wrists.
All I can say is "Damn, Jack has gone nuts!".
I hate to sound like such a Take Two fan boy but I really don't understand the big deal. GTA - Hot Coffee (OMG -.-), Manhunt 2(ooooo....), Take Two not wanting to be bought out by EA(Oh come on, now you're just getting ridiculous)
Anyone curious to what JT has to say -
Just ask him yourself. It is actually really easy to get a comment from him. Just make a halfway intelligent blog post including his name about any topic you are interested about and he'll find it. You see... the man patrols the internet and all websites/blogs in which his name is mentioned. It really doesn't matter if the blog/website is popular or not. He will find you and leave you a message...
"Be very afraid." - Jack Thompson, Attorney :)
I wish I was cool enough to go around and troll blogs all day...
Besides Tack Jhompson isn't the only "Holy Crusader" out there. He just happans to be the one who screams "HEY LOOK AT ME, HEY I'M IMPORTANT. HEY SHUT UP! I'M IMPORTANT YOUR NOT! VIDJA GAMERS A MURDER SIMULATORS! HEY I SAID SHUT UP, I'M ON TV AND YOUR NOT SO THAT PROVES I'M IMPORTANT!"