Boston Globe Columnist's Dream World Doesn't Include GTA
Boston Globe Columnist's Dream World Doesn't Include GTA
April 1, 2008
In today's Boston Globe, columnist Alex Beam zings Rockstar Games and the Grand Theft Auto series:What if there was one day a year when people all over the world decided to behave in a manner worthy of the species? What would they call that day?
...It's bracing to imagine the day when video-game manufacturer Rockstar announces: "We don't want to make money off a game that encourages elementary school students to kill 'hos' and assassinate grand jury witnesses. We're taking Grand Theft Auto off the market."
...What if there were one day a year when everyone behaved in a manner worthy of the species? What would they call that day? They would call it April Fools' Day.
The Massachusetts Legislature, of course, is currently considering a proposal which would treat violent video games in a manner similar to pornography.
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Posted 11/08/09 at 01:07am
Austin_Lewis: Health insurance, brought to you by the same kind of bureacrats who couldn't, in timely fashion, investigate the comments of any of the men Obama appointed Czars. Or their past. Or their history of not paying taxes.
Austin_Lewis: Health insurance, brought to you by the same kind of bureacrats who couldn't, in timely fashion, investigate the comments of any of the men Obama appointed Czars. Or their past. Or their history of not paying taxes.
Posted 11/08/09 at 01:06am
Austin_Lewis: Yes, and what a piece of crap it was. Arresting and fining people just because they don't make a personal choice to buy healh insurance, creating over a hundred new bureacracies, and worse.
Austin_Lewis: Yes, and what a piece of crap it was. Arresting and fining people just because they don't make a personal choice to buy healh insurance, creating over a hundred new bureacracies, and worse.
Posted 11/08/09 at 12:24am
ZippyDSMlee: JDKJ:the only trouble is a bunch of witless hacks wrote it....its going to be a train wreck....
ZippyDSMlee: JDKJ:the only trouble is a bunch of witless hacks wrote it....its going to be a train wreck....
Posted 11/07/09 at 11:33pm
JDKJ: BREAKING: In a photo-finish at the wire, House passes health care reform bill. Relatedly, in a fit of pique, Austin Lewis kicks innocent dog.
JDKJ: BREAKING: In a photo-finish at the wire, House passes health care reform bill. Relatedly, in a fit of pique, Austin Lewis kicks innocent dog.
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:27pm
ZippyDSMlee: man I got alot of junk and dup files too >< god I need orginization...and no not the knee capping media mafia kind :P
ZippyDSMlee: man I got alot of junk and dup files too >< god I need orginization...and no not the knee capping media mafia kind :P
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:26pm
ZippyDSMlee: replaced :P
ZippyDSMlee: replaced :P
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:23pm
ZippyDSMlee: beemoh:hey its like 60GB porn,400GB anime 100GB games and crap I have took from all my DVDs, I hate waiting on dvds to install stuff..... oh and 40GB of my porn was in the found.000 folder...mostly corrupted.... least I got names of wut needs to be repa
ZippyDSMlee: beemoh:hey its like 60GB porn,400GB anime 100GB games and crap I have took from all my DVDs, I hate waiting on dvds to install stuff..... oh and 40GB of my porn was in the found.000 folder...mostly corrupted.... least I got names of wut needs to be repa
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:18pm
beemoh: @Zip: ...and you'd have to spend all that time re-downloading that porn?
beemoh: @Zip: ...and you'd have to spend all that time re-downloading that porn?
Posted 11/07/09 at 03:34pm
ZippyDSMlee: ggrrrrr......vista lost one of my hard drives and I had a heart attack thinking I lost 1TB of data....
ZippyDSMlee: ggrrrrr......vista lost one of my hard drives and I had a heart attack thinking I lost 1TB of data....
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:58am
JDKJ: Which could be explained by both (a) and (b).
JDKJ: Which could be explained by both (a) and (b).
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:56am
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: You forgot C) the fact that, for some reason, every time he did something that would suggest he shouldn't be in the military, let alone an officer, higher ups ignored it or let it slide.
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: You forgot C) the fact that, for some reason, every time he did something that would suggest he shouldn't be in the military, let alone an officer, higher ups ignored it or let it slide.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:51am
JDKJ: Part of the problem is, I believe, that (a) the Army had a lot of time and money already invested in him and which they were unwilling to simply write-off and (b) an increasing need for the type of skills and services he provided.
JDKJ: Part of the problem is, I believe, that (a) the Army had a lot of time and money already invested in him and which they were unwilling to simply write-off and (b) an increasing need for the type of skills and services he provided.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:48am
JDKJ: And that even if he was begging not to get cut loose, he was apparently a real good candidate for being cut loose, anyway.
JDKJ: And that even if he was begging not to get cut loose, he was apparently a real good candidate for being cut loose, anyway.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:11am
JDKJ: @chada: And while Kennedy once noted that there's usually more than enough blame for everyone to get a slice, the possibility that the Army was unwilling to cut loose someone who was asking to get cut loose could be a factor.
JDKJ: @chada: And while Kennedy once noted that there's usually more than enough blame for everyone to get a slice, the possibility that the Army was unwilling to cut loose someone who was asking to get cut loose could be a factor.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:07am
ZippyDSMlee: *noms on his feet*..nomnomnomnom*droooll* ...wuuutttttt uuu looking at?
ZippyDSMlee: *noms on his feet*..nomnomnomnom*droooll* ...wuuutttttt uuu looking at?
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:05am
JDKJ: I'm no psychologist, but I'm told that crazy people have a tendency to do crazy things.
JDKJ: I'm no psychologist, but I'm told that crazy people have a tendency to do crazy things.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:03am
chadachada321: Whoops, was out of the convo for awhile. I do wonder what type of ammo he used etc, but the real issue is WHY he did it, not HOW
chadachada321: Whoops, was out of the convo for awhile. I do wonder what type of ammo he used etc, but the real issue is WHY he did it, not HOW
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:56am
JDKJ: But if it turns out that they actually did, they'll have Hell to pay.
JDKJ: But if it turns out that they actually did, they'll have Hell to pay.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:45am
JDKJ: And I'd tend to rule out the possibilty of FN Herstal supplying restricted ammunition to someone merely because they're ordering it from a military base.
JDKJ: And I'd tend to rule out the possibilty of FN Herstal supplying restricted ammunition to someone merely because they're ordering it from a military base.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:37am
JDKJ: I know you don't leave your gated community and get around much in dark alleys, so you may be surprised to learn that there's this thing called "the black market" where, if you've got enough money, ain't too much of anything which can't be bought.
JDKJ: I know you don't leave your gated community and get around much in dark alleys, so you may be surprised to learn that there's this thing called "the black market" where, if you've got enough money, ain't too much of anything which can't be bought.
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That’s a hell of a news flash. So you play as an elementary school student in GTA4? I guess the facial hair fooled me into thinking he was older than that.
Well when I was a kid, our school had book week where on one day you were encouraged to dress up as a character in the book. I had the novelisation of Raiders Of The Lost Ark and so I went as indiana jones with charcoal (or to be more accurate, extremely burned toast) rubbed on my cheeks to give me an unshaven look. Maybe Niko is doing the same...
NOT ALL VIDEO GAMES = FOR KIDS.
This stupid pegging of all games as a small child's plaything seriously needs to STOP.
I wasn't aware that my downplaying of Alex Beam's article was meant to be funny.
So let him rant on GTA because after all it's his right, and let us keep our anger for the people who really deserve it.
I'm pretty sure that it was Agent X. I don't remember seeing anything like that in Deadpool series
Besides sounding like a 1980s porn star, you have apparently misunderstood GTA's concept. Its a game for 18 year olds and above. Its the parents and the critics who are blind,dumb,retarded or simply inept that cannot even see a label the size of a quarter on a game box.
I personally do not know how you got your job in the first place but apparently the Globe were short of freelancers so they had to give it to you.
Next time you write an article please...print out the rating labels on the ESRB.org website, stick on Jack Thompson's ass and give it a big kiss.
Thank You,
Nash
April Fools day.
Take EVERYTHING with a grain of salt.
i always imagined it would be 'ho's' i dont know why
I always thought it was "hoes" - hang on I'll find a pimp and ask him.
"Excuse me good sir - do you have a moment?"
"Baby I always gots time for a mark - and such a find dressed one as yoself"
"Thanks - listen what is the correct spelling of the word you use to describe your *ahem* 'employees'"
"Whoa slow down baby - that'll cost you"
"What? How much?!"
"twenty george washingtons baby"
"But this is Australia..."
"Don't matter baby - now you wanna know how to spell that sheeet or not playa?"
"ummm...no kthxbye"
Sorry - I wasn't much help, plus the feather in his hat kept tickling me, I suppose it'll just remain a mystery...
I agree, it would be nice if people behaved in a manner worthy of the species (it wouldn't take much), but I'd rather worry about the behaviour of the real people instead of the fictional ones.
If this IS an April Fool's Joke, it's not a particularly good one.
That pretty much says it all about the article. Not the best joke I've seen by far, but not the worst joke either.
LOL
What if there was one day a year when people all over the world decided to behave in a manner worthy of the species?
Does this include those who stage moral panic by delivering outright falsehoods about certain facets of mass media?
I love some of the other points on Beam's wishlist, though. In his magical world, every single problem has a single cause that can be reversed in one fell swoop. Hey, as long as we're dreaming, I'd like the Sens to win the cup for the next five years running and the big N to put games on the Virtual Console that people actually want to play. And maybe I'll buy a unicorn.
"I always imagined it would be ‘ho’s’ i dont know why"
Apostrophes never denote plurals. They are for possessive nouns or contractions. What in the world is a "ho is"?
Sorry about that PG, I shouldn’t have jumped to conclusions.
Fixed
Our species is the single most bloodthirsty and most violent and destructive to have ever existed on this world IF THERE WAS A DAY LIKE YOU ASK FOR THEN I DOUBT THERE WOULD BE ANY SURVIVORS...
M must stand for minor. Those fiends are marketing this game to 12 ear olds.
Is anyone noticing the last line? It's an April Fools joke.
There'll be politicians, journalists, parents, kids, the works.
And the key speakers will be nothing but GAMERS.
We'll tell it to 'em straight.
No more scapegoating bullcrap.
We've had it with the damn lie spreading.
That would be awesome.
And I would cry.
But it isn't possible...
"…What if there were one day a year when everyone behaved in a manner worthy of the species? What would they call that day? They would call it April Fools’ Day."
"They would call it April Fools’ Day."
"April Fools’ Day."
"APRIL FOOLS' DAY."
Are some people even trying to read through the articles before posting?