Sent to us without explanation by the man himself...Evidence
MechaCrash: Thank you for confirming you want games to remain the playthings of children and not art of any kind, Wonderkarp, and good riddance.02/03/2015 - 12:23am
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Goth_Skunk: The tropes that bother me the most don't appear in video games: Dumb/Jerk Jock trope, Narcissitic Psycopath (when male), and Dad Is A Homophobe But Unaware Child is Homosexual.02/02/2015 - 10:22pm
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prh99: They can make zombie games all they want, I just wish they mix it up a bit. My use vampires etc or some Lovecraftian horrors.02/02/2015 - 10:09pm
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Matthew Wilson: I tend to be on the side of free markets. if you do not like a trope, do not buy a game that uses that trope.02/02/2015 - 9:59pm
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prh99: MechaTama: Yeah, the zombie apocalypse stuff is just getting old, and infestation scenarios aren't much better.02/02/2015 - 9:57pm
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MechaTama31: I just catch a whiff of zombie and my eyes just sort of glaze over and my attention drifts elsewhere.02/02/2015 - 9:52pm
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Wonderkarp: I'm going to live it like 1995 before I logged on, only with magazine subscriptions and newsletters telling me whats being made and whats coming out. rest can suck it. peace out.02/02/2015 - 9:52pm
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MechaTama31: prh: seriously. I think that's why I hadn't heard of this game.02/02/2015 - 9:52pm
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Andrew Eisen: Karp - Best to you.02/02/2015 - 9:49pm
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prh99: I can think of another trope that is over used, zombies02/02/2015 - 9:49pm
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Wonderkarp: GP. its been a fun ride. but I'm out. I'm done with all of this. the fighting, hell even the news. Its made me a very unhappy person. all of it. Andrew, its been real.02/02/2015 - 9:46pm
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Andrew Eisen: prh99 - As the overarching narrative of the game? Sure but then again, no one said it was. Plus, I don't think the guy you're going after is in distress. I think you're going in to stop him. Could be wrong though. Haven't played it.02/02/2015 - 9:44pm
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Andrew Eisen: Goth - Ah, you caught me before the edit! Not just my opinion (and also not the sole reason) but if you don't have a problem with the trope and you don't think it's overused, that's fine! You're not a bad person!02/02/2015 - 9:42pm
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prh99: Well that kinda rules out Damsel in Distress. So I mockingly suggested dude in disarray.02/02/2015 - 9:42pm
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Goth_Skunk: Your opinion, AE. My opinion? Bovine excrement.02/02/2015 - 9:41pm
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Andrew Eisen: Goth - Watch the TvW videos. Your answers lie within!02/02/2015 - 9:40pm
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Wonderkarp: battlecrys and their madeup bs that things harm people when they dont. and the gamergaters who I really really want to like but they constantly trip over every attempt to legitimize themselves and focus always on the criticism. I'm guilty of that myself02/02/2015 - 9:39pm
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Goth_Skunk: If there IS a DiD sidequest or story-advancing main quest, why is it deserving of negative criticism? Why is that one quest singled out amidst the others in the game? Why is it worthy of "embarrassment?"02/02/2015 - 9:38pm
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Wonderkarp: in journalism. people wanting to criticize games. people who want to ban games. people who are wrong, people who are right. all it is is just one giant pissfight. between a bunch of idiots, and a bunch of idiots. I see the antigamers, rallying their02/02/2015 - 9:38pm
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Andrew Eisen: And apparently the woman who saves your butt when you first land gets damseled at some point.02/02/2015 - 9:38pm
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Comments
The wild Thompson holds it's prey captive using a primitive form of the human hand.
As one can see, the ravages of constant court battles and appeals have taken their toll on this once ravenous animal. The unshaven stubble indicates that this specific Thompson has had very little sleep in days. In addition, the floral pattern on the shirt of this Thompson seems to indicate that it is celebrating a victory of some sort.
Of course, wild Thompsons are known to celebrate prematurely, and in many instances will attempt to create a monument for even their slightest successes.
Yeah he does.
Because only old farts from Florida who get fired from their jobs due to incompetence wear tourist shirts......
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9605/jackthompsonev7.jpg
michigan!
when he went to submit it as "evidence", therefore making it unplayable.
Still waiting for him to be disbarred. *sigh*
The horrible stubble he wears, as evidence that he's not really taking care of himself?
The tacky floral shirt?
Or just more evidence that Don Quixote is secretly Rockstar's biggest fan? He's probably spent more money on their games than anyone else in the country.
I wonder if he knows he's contributing to R* by buying that...
Congrats Jack, you win at losing.
You're what, 0 for 5...6...10? I like those odds.
BTW, thanks for supporting Rockstar sales.
That he's been hit hard by the bar trial and his impending disbarment and now sits in a curtained room drinking stale beer and playing GTAIV, and that he will soon go on a kill crazy rampage in a public place with a shotgun.
Guess what the defense will be afterwards.
TEH GAMES MADE ME DO IT! I TOLD YOU SO!
Evidence, yeah... This does, of course, mean the Jack owns an XBox360...
But, if I was a betting man, my guess would be that the photo "evidence" would be because he got his (or someone else's) kid to purchase the game from a major retailer with relatively little trouble. In which case, file under "Anecdotal Evidence"
>Your exhaustive search has led to the apprehension of "Retail Copy of GTA IV"
>Unfortunately, your warrant was for the arrest of Carmen Sandiego.
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>The suspect has been released, and you will be demoted to Shameless Publicity Hound. Next time, be more careful, or you will permanently damage the reputation of the Acme Detective Agency.
(And do people in sunnier climbs than mine *actually* wear shirts like that?)
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which is complete and total bunk of course, but it is much easier to go after R* than it is Best Buy or Circuit city or whatever other retailer that sells M games to children.
You have to wonder where the outrage is with places that sell R rated movies to kids. I bet a 14 or 15 year old kid could get their hands on the Godfather (similar to GTA) or Eyes Wide Shut (with graphic sex) or the South Park Flick (language) or, worst of all of them IMO any of the Saw movies. Where is the outrage there Jacky?
Didn't he sign an agreement not to harass Take Two with threats of legal action? I don't think he's gonna try to have the game declared a nuisance or anything on that front.
岩「…I can see why Hasselbeck's worried about fake guns killing fake people. afterall, she's a fake journalist on a fake news channel」
Not, really. Maybe tacky tourists perhaps?
That picture just SCREAMS "Oh exploitable", doesn't it?
Honestly though, I can't wait to see what he's up to this time. So far, all we have is evidence that he's acquired a copy of the game but I can't help the feeling that he's done it in some nefarious way.
My worst fear is that he's deliberately asked an underage kid to attempt to purchase it using Jack's own money to 'prove' that this game is being marketed to kids and can be sold to kids and, therefore, causes kids to commit crime.
I'm afraid not because he might have been successful, but that he might have done this at all. I hope I'm wrong, but it makes sense to me when I consider: What would Jack do?