Submitted by MattK - May 13, 2008 at 7:52 am -0500
Quite hilarious. Always loved this guy on The Drew Carey Show. Guys like him deserve more media attention than hypocritical fearmongers like Jack Thompson.
Submitted by Late Late Show Host Plays GTA IV Controversy for Laughs - May 13, 2008 at 7:53 am -0500
[...] wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptCraig Ferguson (left), host of the Late Late Show on CBS, has a great monologue on the GTA IV controversy. Kotaku has the video… GP: Thanks to GamePolitics correspondent Andrew Eisen for the heads-up. [...]
Submitted by Raven - May 13, 2008 at 8:41 am -0500
Amazing how a Scottish wanker knows more about parenting and real issues than our own goverment.
If there is ever an open floor day in Congress, would somebody please recommend that the two Congressmen sponsoring the Truth in Videogames Ratings bill watch this clip while being smacked in the face with a halibut.
Submitted by Void Munashii - May 13, 2008 at 9:50 am -0500
Very funny, but I noticed he was doing the old person thing of putting "the" in front of things that should not have them, "The Google", "The Grand Theft Auto", "The video games", etc.
Submitted by AdamasDraconis - May 13, 2008 at 10:06 am -0500
Yeah! I always did like Ferguson's monologues. He fully admits when he doesn't get what the fuss is about and just how funny an outsider can find things.
The fact he's a recovering addict is also quite inspirational.
Craig was right when he said that teens will find a way to get what they want.
Cigarettes: Get someone else to buy them or steal them from their parents.
Alcohol: Steal it from their parents' liquor cabinet
Games: Use fake IDs or get their dumbass parents to buy it for them since they'll ignore the ESRB rating
Submitted by Rodrigo Ybáñez GarcÃa - May 13, 2008 at 1:57 pm -0500
Too bad I can´t watch this guy in Mexico. I don´t know why is so easy for these guys to accept kids or teenagers can get porn or alcohol or cigarrettes, meanwhile, there is many more people obsessed with morality and chastity and God knows what more.
Submitted by Ian Cooper - May 13, 2008 at 2:04 pm -0500
Void Munashii Says:
"... I noticed he was doing the old person thing of putting “the” in front of things that should not have them, “The Google”, “The Grand Theft Auto”, “The video games”, etc."
Submitted by Ian Cooper - May 13, 2008 at 2:11 pm -0500
Ken Says:
"Use fake IDs or get their dumbass parents to buy it for them since they’ll ignore the ESRB rating "
If I ignore the ESRB rating when buying a mature-themed game for my daughter why does that make me a dumbass? What if I just don't buy the notion that pixellated violence on a TV screen turns my daughter into a psychopath?
The dumbasses are those who want the ESRB warning but who don't pay attention to it when buying their kids games, and who later ask angrily for their money back (as if it's the salesperson's fault) when they realise the game they bought for their kid is GTA IV.
Submitted by Grendal - May 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm -0500
I like the shiny new GP, it will take a bit to get totally use dot it though. Anyway the Craig Ferguson bit was hilarious. Still is is a bit sad that the humour shows provide a better analysis of the issues that the actual news networks.
Submitted by Repudiator - May 13, 2008 at 8:54 pm -0500
(Unrelated, I know...) But, wow at this new site design, looks great! Damn though, I was so confused when I came on. I thought I went to the wrong site...
Submitted by Father Time - May 13, 2008 at 10:20 pm -0500
There is a way to sign up and have it automatically log in. Not sure how but apparently mine's all ready been that way for a year and 33 weeks (perhaps it's the forum registration).
Submitted by Anonymous - May 14, 2008 at 12:21 am -0500
I've always been a loyal Conan watcher, but his monolouges have always been epic fail while the rest of the show was hilarious. Craig might be getting a new viewer for his monologues.
Submitted by Parallax Abstraction - May 14, 2008 at 12:48 am -0500
Man, that was pure comedy gold. I like as well how he openly admitted he hasn't played the game. And yet he seems to know more about it than the mainstream media pundits who make way more than he does. Joob on him!
Submitted by GRIZZAM PRIME - May 14, 2008 at 3:41 am -0500
Why the hell did this thing start asking me to fill out a goddamn CAPTCHA? The first time it did it I failed cause the stupid letters were to effing small. Is this only happening to me?
Posted 07/09/08 at 05:30am gamepolitics: tetsuya, he doesn't have my fax # (or any of my #'s) since I moved last year.
Posted 07/09/08 at 12:40am Jack Wessels: @PHOENIXZERO: Do you really think that would stop him?
Posted 07/09/08 at 12:29am PHOENIXZERO: Wonder if Jack ever got the memo that attacking a judge, especially the one who presided over your own hearing will only make him look worse.
Posted 07/08/08 at 11:10pm Shadow Darkman Anti-Thesis of : Dennis you should post that story about JT insulting Judge Tunis. There might be more you could find that Kotaku missed.
Posted 07/08/08 at 08:32pm lordlundar: Jack should realize that when you call everyone crazy, then the only crazy one is the you.
Posted 07/08/08 at 06:06pm DarkTetsuya: @GP I just fear for the safety of your fax machine cause you didn't post it :P
Posted 07/08/08 at 06:02pm PHOENIXZERO: @Krono Yeah, that's probably where it came from. Don't remember if a source was mentioned. Other than it being called a "story" or "study".
Posted 07/08/08 at 06:02pm PHOENIXZERO: Because I was bored and channel surfing. =(
Posted 07/08/08 at 05:59pm GRIZZAM PRIME: PHEONIXZERO, Why the hell are you watching CNN's sodomy butt baby(HLN)?
Posted 07/08/08 at 05:53pm Krono: @PHOENIXZERO: Would that be the AP story about how schools should teach 11+ year old how to avoid abusive datings relationships?
Posted 07/08/08 at 05:34pm PHOENIXZERO: Oh joy, new subject and they bring out Cooper Lawrence who takes a mention about videogames. It's a segment called "Sex Normal for 11-Year-Olds" having to do more so with mental and physical abuse in "relationships" of 11-14 year olds and not sex. >_<
Posted 07/08/08 at 05:28pm PHOENIXZERO: Certainly a stupid segment with their "adolescent psychologist" and a game is different than a movie. Two callers, underwhelming. >_>
Posted 07/08/08 at 05:24pm PHOENIXZERO: CNN has wanted to be Fox Jr since Fox started spanking them in the ratings and Turner was removed from power.
Posted 07/08/08 at 05:11pm PHOENIXZERO: UGH, they have the CT AG on there... He sounds like Jack.
Posted 07/08/08 at 05:09pm PHOENIXZERO: >_> You can call in 1-800-TELL-HLN.
Posted 07/08/08 at 05:09pm PHOENIXZERO: CNN HLN is doing a segment on Beer Pong with their other "morality" blowhard Mike Galanos.
Posted 07/08/08 at 03:47pm Jabrwock: This just in! Jack insults someone. News@11
Posted 07/08/08 at 03:44pm mogbert: I think we can skip that story, we can't cover JT every time he insults someone, we would run out of server space...
Posted 07/08/08 at 03:43pm gamepolitics: nah, intentionally didn't post that... it's just a publicity grab... I only have so much JT tolerance, save 4 more relevant news
Posted 07/08/08 at 02:57pm Xlorep DarkHelm: Dennis doesn't post every little tidbit of information about Whacky-Jacky.
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Bonus points for the accent!
If there is ever an open floor day in Congress, would somebody please recommend that the two Congressmen sponsoring the Truth in Videogames Ratings bill watch this clip while being smacked in the face with a halibut.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the work
The fact he's a recovering addict is also quite inspirational.
I thought he was making a reference to how Dubya called it "The google."
"Old person" you say?....Bush...is an old person...
That's what TiVo is for.
Alright, old people and stupid people both do it.
I got this fun visual of him typing "The Grand Theft Auto" into Google though.
No shit. Part of why he's old is the result of all the things he has to do as President.
@Void
Cute.
Cigarettes: Get someone else to buy them or steal them from their parents.
Alcohol: Steal it from their parents' liquor cabinet
Games: Use fake IDs or get their dumbass parents to buy it for them since they'll ignore the ESRB rating
"... I noticed he was doing the old person thing of putting “the” in front of things that should not have them, “The Google”, “The Grand Theft Auto”, “The video games”, etc."
I'm pretty sure that was intentional.
"Use fake IDs or get their dumbass parents to buy it for them since they’ll ignore the ESRB rating "
If I ignore the ESRB rating when buying a mature-themed game for my daughter why does that make me a dumbass? What if I just don't buy the notion that pixellated violence on a TV screen turns my daughter into a psychopath?
The dumbasses are those who want the ESRB warning but who don't pay attention to it when buying their kids games, and who later ask angrily for their money back (as if it's the salesperson's fault) when they realise the game they bought for their kid is GTA IV.
I'm pretty sure that's what Ken meant.
Kind of like with "The Bully"?
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That;s the trick to this guy's show. The monologues are amazing, but the rest of it is rubbish.
Nice new site GP. Looks very professionnal!
@Chadachada123
there's a login link on the right side of the page. Your old GamePolitics account has been moved over
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I'm not sure which is better this or the very old San Andreas/legislative hearing thing from Jon Stewart.
'Don't they know how much porn is on the internet?'
vs.
'Many feel the M for mature rating is too vague and completely inaccurate in describing anyone who plays video games'
Close Call.
I'll make sure to watch this video when I get home...
Thought I'd just point out that the new site design is pretty good
I've always been a loyal Conan watcher, but his monolouges have always been epic fail while the rest of the show was hilarious. Craig might be getting a new viewer for his monologues.
OMG I LOVE THIS NEW SITE
Dennis, thanks so much for this :)
These rants were great. It made sense, even though it was clear there were some things he dissaproved in it.
(Captchas are annoying. Failed Tenth Time. Did this CAPTCHA get tested on any resolution higher than 1280x1024? It's absolutely impossible to read!)
Always wondered what happened to him. Was on UK tv quite a bit a number of years ago but then just disappeared.
Glad to see he's still as funny as he always was
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