Video game columnist Dave Davies of the San Antonio Express has tongue firmly planted in cheek as he ticks off a quartet of video games that he says can increase one’s understanding of Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.
In what amounts to a series of micro-reviews, he writes:
Before we jump to conclusions about Palin, we should get to know her a little better — walk a mile in her snowshoes. Video games can help us do that.
By way of powering up your Palin I.Q., Davies suggests the following games:
The Deadlist Catch (360): According to her official biography, Palin worked with her husband, Todd, on a commercial fishing boat. So playing the game you can see what tough work this is. And playing this game is a lot like work.
Kawasaki Snowmobiles (Wii): Todd Palin is the five-time champion of the world’s longest snowmobile race… So what’s it like to be a snowmobile champ? Play the game and find out — not! Even with all the distractions, Palin’s political career is having an easier time staying on track than the snowmobiles in this simulation.
Cabela’s Alaskan Adventures (PS2): Sarah Palin loves to shoot her some of that moose and you can, too…Despite Sony’s promise of backward compatibility, this game did not run on my PS3 — but I’ve still got the PS2.
Arctic Tale: Palin doesn’t want federal protection for the polar bears and she doesn’t believe in global warming. But if we could get her to play this game, she might change her mind.