Cold Cut Cannon Game Mocks Tactless Canadian Agriculture Minister

Cold Cut Cannon Game Mocks Tactless Canadian Agriculture Minister

September 22, 2008

Canada's Agriculture Minister is under fire from the public as well as from players of a satirical online game.

As reported by Canada.com, the minister, Gerry Ritz, outraged citizens after he cracked jokes about a deadly outbreak of Listeriosis, caused by tainted lunch meat:

The jokes were made during a conference call with bureaucrats held at the end of August to review progress dealing with the listeria crisis. During the phone conversation, Ritz said that, for the government, "it was like death by a thousand cuts - or, should I say, 'cold cuts?'"

 

Later, when told about another listeriosis case in P.E.I., he said, "Please tell me it's (Liberal agriculture critic) Wayne Easter."

By way of response, programmers at a Toronto web design studio created Cold Cut Cannon, a Flash game in which players "fire salami slices from your cold cut cannon over the skies of Parliament to defend the honour of Canada and the sensibilities of your fellow citizens!"

Of the satirical game, co-creator Roger Grant said:

Gerry Ritz made his comments and we were outraged. We feel that he should've been fired... We believe political satire plays an important role in voter involvement. We didn't want to make it a serious game or a serious site. We made light of it. We wanted to draw attention to it and that's why we put it the way we did it so people would look at it.

Unanticipated Consequences Dept: Ironically, the context-sensitive Google Ads on the Cold Cut Cannon site are primarily for products such as lunch meat, hot dogs and Canadian bacon. 

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Re: Cold Cut Cannon Game Mocks Tactless Canadian Agriculture

 

FYI, not gaming-political-Jack related but...

The Listeriosis crisis swept across Canada like a raging wind blowing a freshly farted fart. Big fat media fast-food on the go, a lil bit like Bush's fear campaigns.  Go Harper... /cough

 

The headlines could've simply read:

"A couple of ELDERLY people die of a naturally present bacteria. Universe at stake." 

 

True enough the Maple-Leafe should'nt have let that bacteria contimate them, but the media have completly blown the thing off out of proportion. Listeriosis is present in nature, and anybody who learned via the media would've thought the thing was the 9th missing plague.

 

Another bit about the Listeriosis, a case was detected in in a cheese made by an independant business. The MAPAC (The quebec's equivalent of the ministry in charge of agriculture, fishing and food producers) ordered every INDEPENDANT SMALL BUSINESSES, all owned by mr. and mrs-everybody like you and me, to destroy every stock of cheese they had.

Basicly, it caused to help the big players keep their place as overlord, and the smaller ones who actually have better products to offer suffer greatly.

Re: Cold Cut Cannon Game Mocks Tactless Canadian Agriculture

Shhh... Canadians don't want to hear that, they are looking for a reason to get mad.

Ok, I am just kidding. I am a Canadian myself, and even the news centric people around me don't really have too much concern about Listeriosis. I don't really find the joke really that offencive.

Re: Cold Cut Cannon Game Mocks Tactless Canadian Agriculture

Are you kidding?! Listeriosis was as bad as SARS!!!

Re: Cold Cut Cannon Game Mocks Tactless Canadian Agriculture

Oh my goodness gracious me!  Our politicians use black humour to get through the day when people are dying?  I'd hate to hear what the health minister has to say on an average day.

Honestly, the sooner the media gets over being angry about the comments, the sooner we can all get back to being mad about the mismanagement that caused the outbreak in the first place.

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The Mammon Industry

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