GTA for Intellivision - You Know You Want It

October 15, 2008 -

Via our sister-site, GameCulture, comes this spoof of those old Intellivision commercials which inexplicably featured erudite writer George Plimpton.

Here's the original. It's almost as funny as the parody...


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Re: GTA for Intellivision - You Know You Want It

Narpnarp-narpnarp-narpnarp.

Go away, I'm fucking a hooker. I mean, 'getting my strength back'.

Narpnarp-narpnarp-narpnarp.

Re: GTA for Intellivision - You Know You Want It

HAH! Hilarious! Makes me want to go buy an Intellivision.

Game on, brothers and sisters.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither." -- Ben Franklin Game on, brothers and sisters.

Re: GTA for Intellivision - You Know You Want It

This was absolutely hilarious.

Re: GTA for Intellivision - You Know You Want It

LOL - Atari sucks balls!

Sortableturnip's Law: As an online discussion of video game violence grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Jack Thompson approaches 1

Re: GTA for Intellivision - You Know You Want It

Hehehehehe and ROFL

When Life gives you lemons, you find a new god.

When Life gives you lemons, you find a new god.

Re: GTA for Intellivision - You Know You Want It

I just suffered a terminal case of the ROFLs...what a great clip!

"There is no sin except stupidity." - Oscar Wilde

"De minimus non curat lex"
 
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