PETA Responds to Majesco Responding to PETA on Cooking Mama Game

 

That was quick.

 

On Monday, Animal Rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) took a bite out of Majesco’s new Cooking Mama title for featuring too many meat-eating recipes.

 

By Wednesday, Majesco had issued a rather mild response, pointing out that roughly half of the recipes in Cooking Mama: World Kitchen are meatless.

 

Eager for the last word, PETA closed out the week by petitioning Cooking Mama to commit to an all-veggie edition of the popular game franchise:

 

Dearest Mama,
 

It’s great to hear that you want to “make the world a happier place,” because that’s pretty much what we want to do too (though it seems that we might have different tactics …). I do hope that you seriously consider making a vegetarian diet a part of your strategy for world happiness.

 

By adopting a vegetarian diet, you can save more than 100 animals per year. Plus, vegetarians live longer and have a considerably lower carbon footprint. I know that—as you are a digital being—these benefits don’t exactly apply to you, but I still urge you to take the pledge to be veg for 30 days.

-Reporting from San Diego, GamePolitics correspondent Andrew Eisen

UPDATE: Popzara has an interview with a PETA spokesperson on the Cooking Mama saga…

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  1. 0
    Father Time says:

    I’ve never seen a peta member or a hippie with a gun.

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    Adamas Draconis says:

    Way I see it. You go when your supposed to. Eating treebark isn’t gonna help you. Should you eat healthy? Hell yes, but going to extremes will just make your life more uncomfortable.

    Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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    Father Time says:

    I aksed them something similar myself a while ago. I asked what if the meat industry released all it’s livestock into the wild, waited for them to die naturally then dragged their corpses in to be processed. They said that it would be fine but then agreed with me that it wouldn’t be the most practical way to run a meat business and probably wouldn’t happen unless they were forced to do it.

    Oh and eh you can’t really complain about freedom of speech when talking about your right to speak on someone else’s privately owned website.

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    Leet Gamer Jargon says:

    Actually now that I think about it, if all that stuff was banned tomorrow, PETA would be skinned alive by an angry mob, and possibly turned into Soylent green.

    Nah, they’d taste horrible. Just cook ’em on a slab and cut out the middleman.

    Game on, brothers and sisters.

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    Ambiguous says:

    Yeah I didn’t bother doing any posting because I knew they wouldn’t allow it for long.  At any rate, they would all just reply and claim they’re better than me, that I’m a barbarian for eating meat, that I’m heartless because I don’t care about the suffering of farm animals (I don’t.  If I have a concern, it would have to be disease and chemicals being passed on to people through that. As far as pain though, don’t give a sh**. That’s their lot in life.)  There’s no convincing zealots.

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    Wardog13 says:

    I still want to know why lions tigers and bears (oh my) can eat meat and we cant

    "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely"

  7. 0
    Father Time says:

    What’s your screen name on their forums?

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    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    Keep them coming. Your Win is already at LEGENDARY-class.

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  9. 0
    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    Nice. You still need to change your sig, though, so no cookie for you.

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  10. 0
    A-wel Cruiz says:

    Don’t forgot the countless, rabbits, snakes, moles, voles, rats, mice, etc. who are horribly managled to death in wheat threshers.

    WHEAT IS MURDER!

     

    *Jack Thompson loves it when people argue with him. He whacks off to it! PLEASE DON’T FEED THE TROLL!*

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    SounDemon says:

    This is the cover for a comic that PETA gives to children.

     

    PETA wants Ben & Jerry’s to use human breast milk instead of cow milk to make their ice cream.

    PETA sent Armin Meiwes, a man who killed and butchered the flesh of a man he met on the internet, a vegetarian recipe book and a bunch of "veggie patties" and said that "What Meiwes has done happens every day in the meat industry".

    PETA is opposed to "all animal exploitation", which includes pets.

    PETA has tried to make the Queen of England Guard to stop wearing their fuzzy hats.

    PETA sent $30,000 to a man who firebombed universities that did animal testing.

    This is all I can think of for now.

  12. 0
    SykotikHunter says:

    "By adopting a vegetarian diet, you can save more than 100 animals per year."

    Yeah ok this statement makes a lot of sense. If i become a vegetarian I can save 100 domesticated animals that can’t survive in the wild and are bred to feed me.

    "Plus, vegetarians live longer and have a considerably lower carbon footprint."

    There is no proof whatsoever to back up this first claim. Does anybody remember that 20/20 episode with those emaciated vegetarians that had to have special supplements because eating no meat was killing them? And as for the second part… do they even know what a carbon footprint is? I’m sure the electric oven I use to cook my animals doesn’t exactly contribute that significantly to my carbon footprint. Every report I can find on the great and holy internet says vegetarians are stupid if they think they live longer than omnivores.

    "I know that—as you are a digital being—these benefits don’t exactly apply to you, but I still urge you to take the pledge to be veg for 30 days."

    As for this statement… I will take the pledge to be a carnivore for a week. I’d love to slaughter thousands more innocent little cows so I can eat only 3lb steaks all day.

    Hasn’t science proved plants have feelings? Aren’t they alive. STOP KILLING PLANTS YOU SILLY VEGETARIANS! ETHICAL TREATMENT FOR ALL LIVING CREATURES!!! (last time I checked plants are alive)

  13. 0
    Father Time says:

    Not that I don’t believe you but I’d like to see a link.

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    Father Time says:

    Who wants to bet that sooner or later Peta will take the ‘every time you masturbate God kills a kitten’ poster seriously and demand people stop masturbating you know for the kittens?

    You know I just thought of something. Let’s say milk, eggs, meat, fur, animal testing, horse races and all that other crap peta wants banned actually gets banned then they’ll probably become one of those ‘think of the children’ groups only replace children with animals.

    Actually now that I think about it, if all that stuff was banned tomorrow, PETA would be skinned alive by an angry mob, and possibly turned into Soylent green. 

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    Father Time says:

    I think I remember seeing a study saying if you take into account the animals died for crops to feed the slaughtered animals, less animals will die if you become vegetarian.

    Of course your average PETA member might not know this, they’ve just been seeing too much of PETA’s meet your meat videos and that’s all it took.

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    Erik says:

    If Mama would go veg and save said 100 animals then that means I would have to vow to pick up the slack and eat mine AND Mama’s share. (Yes I’m aware that Mama is a fictional character, but still)

    -Ultimately what will do in mankind is a person’s fear of their own freedom-

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    Father Time says:

    No, if you’re a demented ignorant turd you still shouldn’t support PETA anyway, you should seek some help or try something peaceful.

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    Father Time says:

    At the risk of sounding like I might support Peta your grandparents are not good enough to draw conclusions from. Really I bet you could find someone who has smoked or been around second hand smoke for a long time and not suffered much health problems but that doesn’t prove they’re harmless.

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    Father Time says:

    We have an entire internet worth of porn plus the whole backlog of pornography that existed before the internet was made. There’s no reason to keep PETA around.

    Perhaps Drew Carey can sign off the price is right with

    ‘remember folks, help control the nut population, have your PETA member spayed or nuetered

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    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    "If anyone needs more PETA stupidity, I shall be happy to add more."

    Please do.

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    Hevach says:

    I’m very surprised how… I don’t know, CIVIL this fued has been. If it’s even a fued. When I saw Majesco’s response, I half expected they were going to sue PETA for copyright or trademark infringement or something. I thought it was pretty cute how they turned it into a plug for the next game in the series.

    Then PETA’s response is a bit exaggerated, but considering some of the stuff they’ve said in the past, I fully expected it to be pretty far out there – Holocaust comparisons, namecalling, the whole nine yards. They’ve been pretty shameless sometimes. By comparison, this seems almost reasonable.

    Almost reasonable, anyway. Even if I stopped eating any plant matter whatsoever, I don’t think I could squeeze down 100 animals worth of meat on my own in just one year – I’m going to need help on the bigger ones at least.

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    Ambiguous says:

    http://www.peta.org/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5714

    "As long as public schools serve children milk and chopped-up animals for lunch, students will disrespect life. School shootings are a testament how well children learn respect, responsibility, and love from those they trust to care for them"

    Maybe I’m interpreting it too literally, but thats sure what it says to me.

    EDIT: http://www.peta.org/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10578 check this one out while your at it.  Man, I would be extremely angry to find out I wasted my money because of someones pushy attitude and vandalism.

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    travelsize says:

    I wanna go listen to Jim Gaffigan’s vegetarian bit now. Nothing against vegetarianism, the man is just funny.

     

    "Do You know what they do to those chickens?"

    "No, but its delicious."

    😛

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    SounDemon says:

    Oh, and PETA, if "Cooking Mama" became all-vegan, little kids would be asking "Why are the only recipes made out of lettuce and dirt", and "Why can’t I have fish sticks or chicken fingers"?

    Go "ethically treat animals" instead of making stupid flash games just as a publicity stunt, you misanthropic little fairies.

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    SounDemon says:

    This is not the first bullshit publicity stunt PETA has pulled, and it isn’t the worst.

    Anybody remember "Holocaust on your Plate"? Where they juxtaposed pictures of Jews in Buchenwald with cows in slaughterhouses? Where they showed pictures of dead jews in piles, and put them next to slaughtered Pigs

     

     

    PETA fills me with a loathing so deep it has to be measured in kilometers. These people are idealistic fairies, pretending that the world could be absolutely perfect, with pacifism all around and all animals and people living in harmony; and at the same time are ridiculously Misanthropic, supporting terrorists who murder Doctors over animal testing, making the holocaust comparable to the meat and leather industry, saying "The leather sofa and handbag are the moral equivalent of the lampshades made from the skins of people killed in the death camps." Bear in mind, this is their PRESIDENT saying this.

    I hate PETA. They do NOT stand for the ethical treatment of animals; they stand for the trivialization of human suffering, while living in a fantasy world.

    If anyone needs more PETA stupidity, I shall be happy to add more.

     

     

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    GoodRobotUs says:

    Save 100 Animals for what?

    If people don’t eat them, they’ll still be slaughtered, since they cost too much to feed.

    If people continue not to eat them, then the breeding of them will be reduced, and so they will never get born, so it doesn’t do any future generations and good either.

    These animals are born to be eaten, that is their purpose in life, if we didn’t eat them, then they wouldn’t be born.

    If the members of PETA want to be vegetarian, then fine, I don’t have a problem with that, if they want to oppose the wearing of animal skins, fine, though, I note, this rule only seems to apply to famous females near cameras, there’s a decided lack of PETA members, for example, attempting to force Hells Angels not to wear leather by throwing things at them 😉

    However, what about the insects that die in their thousands, their eggs, probably in the six-figures, washed away by insecticides, even natural ones? They are animals too, and yet, in order for PETA members to enjoy their lentil soup, how many animals were consigned to oblivion? The animal kingdom doesn’t just include the harmless, the cute, the fluffy and the humorously quirky.

    So be warned, everyone eating a pure vegetarian diet will lead to higher agricultural demand, which will lead to more use of insecticides, which will, in turn, lead to the death of countless of our 6-legged friends…

    I think we should change the name of greenfly to ‘Corn Kittens’ 😉

  27. 0
    Michael Chandra says:

    "I do hope that you seriously consider making a vegetarian diet a part of your strategy for world happiness."
    No offense but I consider a vegetarian diet as part of a strategy for world happiness a big contradictio in terminis.

    After all, I’d feel horrible, the world revolves around me, ergo that diet would not help for world happiness.

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    Lou says:

    Ah PETA. You claim to save animals and yet you euthnize more dogs and cats than the SPCA.If you want to know about how "ethical" is PETA you should visit animalscam.com

     

    I made a personal pledge to NEVER EVER donate a single cent to PETA. If you care about animals go to the SPCA. If you are a demented ignorant turd go with PETA.

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    Bennett Beeny says:

    I guess I just don’t get this.  Has PETA gone completely crazy?  I used to be somewhat of a fan, even given that they seemed a bit out there, but this is ridiculous.  I mean surely PETA realises that many people are not vegetarian and many of these people like eating meat knowing that their preference means the death of animals.  The folks behind this PETA statement are exhibiting signs of a break with reality if they think that Majesco is just going to roll over and become vegetarian just because PETA thinks that’s what the company should do.  I mean what’s next – are they going to take McDonalds to task and demand that it becomes vegetarian?

    By the way, I tried vegetarianism for 5 years – it left me with long-term acid reflux disease which I’m still fighting 10 years later.  Vegetarianism is okay for some, but it’s not the best and most healthy lifestyle for everyone.  My grandad lived to be 102 and he never touched green vegetables.

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    jkdjr25 says:

    I call horse manure on the longevity line. My paternal grandfather lived to be around 93 years old and my paternal grandmother died at 92. They were both omnivores and on top of that ate good southern food all their lives. PETA needs to shut their collective pieholes and eat a nice turkey sammich. Maybe the protein from real meat will make those under utilized common sense brain cells kick in.

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    AtomicPhread says:

    Everytime PETA pulls something like this I start craving foods like a bacon-wrapped steak or maybe even turducken – where I can eat as many different animals as possible in the least amount of time.  Hey, a good club sub has ham, turkey, and roast beef!  Thanks, PETA!!!  Now I know what I want for dinner!!!

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    DavCube says:

    They’re brainwashed… that simple. The only thing they know how to do is to say the same damn thing over and over and over again, and when cornered with logic to the opposite, it’s like a computer hitting the blue screen.

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    Ambiguous says:

    Just dug around their website forums a little bit.  One of the people on there literally equated drinking milk with school shootings.  Something about not respecting life.

     

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    nightwng2000 says:

    PETA’s only good points are its addition to the porn community.

    No, really.  Have you seen the "Go Vegetarian" ads with the naked pregnant woman in the cage?  (There’s one with a little girl in winter clothes and coat looking at the woman, but I think, not sure, but I think it was once stated that the woman and the girl were taken seperately and photoshopped together?)

    Nightwng2000

    NW2K Software

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    Chaltab says:

    PeTA are so off their rocker it’s ridiculous. Aside from the fact that Vegetarians are not neccesarily any better off than people eating a well balanced diet, the nonsense about lowering your carbon footprint and saving 100 animal has no solid reasoning behind it other than ‘believe us, we’re right, we will show you the way’.

    The people who said PeTA is practically a religion hit the nail on the head.

    —–

    If you go crazy then I will still call you Superman.

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    Hevach says:

    Not entirely corrected, really – PETA and the ALF are separate organizations in the same way the Church of Scientology and Applied Schloastics are. While officially separate organizations with different leadership, they very often share a public face and promote the same agenda by different means. While PETA themselves weren’t officially involved in lab bombings, pet store break ins, or any of the other crimes ALF members have been, they have financially supported ALF actions.

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    Hevach says:

    Some were just idiots and copycats, at least a few were Animal Liberation Front members. As far as I know, none were PETA proper. While the ALF is not strictly part of PETA, the connection is pretty close – PETA has historically provided the public face of the ALF, particularly before both organizations established their internet presence, and funds most of the legal defense for ALF members who’ve been arrested.

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    Adamas Draconis says:

    Trogladytes are creatures so sickening that you cannot approah within 30 feet without becoming sickened. (Taking a -2 penality to pretty much any action) Until they leave te area or are eliminated.

    Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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    Spartan says:


    Here in Japan some whack job butchered a former minister & his wife and tried to kill another former minister & his wife because the government put his dog to sleep 35 years ago!! The follow up story is:  http://www.japantoday.com/category/crime/view/suspect-held-in-murder-of-ex-vice-health-minister 

     

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    spastkid says:

    Well played, my friend, well played. For that brilliant display of white-hot-righteous rage, you win 1 INTERNET!

    For that matter, how many internets and cookies have we given out already? Are we beginning to run out of them soon?

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    Leet Gamer Jargon says:

    PETA, I’m giving you a fair warning:

    Don’t fuck with our games. And don’t fuck with Mama! We gamers love her very much, and we hate it when pricks like you exploit her for your own personal gains; she’s not your slut. She, like Rachel Ray or Emeril, is a bright and colorful beacon of hope in the dull and bland world of cooking. If Mama wants to make duck a l’orange, Mama will make fuckin’ duck a l’orange. Got it?!

    I’ll say it once more, just to get it through your thick skulls: Don’t fuck with Mama!

    P.S. If anyone from Majesco is reading this, I apologize to Mama for the harsh language.

    Game on, brothers and sisters.

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    Wardog13 says:

    I am still hoping for that lawsuit, anyway I guess PeTA is in the, you have to think just like me boat

    "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely"- God

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    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    Troglodytes? WTF are those?           <(???)

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    PoisonedV says:
    Dearest Mama,
     

    It’s great to hear that you want to “make the world a happier place,” because that’s pretty much what we want to do too[1] (though it seems that we might have different tactics …). I do hope that you seriously consider making a vegetarian diet a part of your strategy for world happiness.

     

    By adopting a vegetarian diet, you can save more than 100 animals per year.[2] Plus, vegetarians live longer and have a considerably lower carbon footprint.[3] I know that—as you are a digital being—these benefits don’t exactly apply to you, but I still urge you to take the pledge to be veg for 30 days.

    Citations needed

  45. 0
    Father Time says:

    No they say that they were given the animals by pounds or whatever so that PETA could euthanize them, not so that they could find them a home, but because they needed to be euthanized and PETA volunteered or something.

    Oh and they also say they euthanized some animal testing animals that were in severe pain as a mercy killing (think that Schivo girl, however you spell her name).

    This is just their official reason though so I don’t know if they’re telling the truth.

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  46. 0
    Mendror says:

    So basicly in there idea only 2% of the animals where worthy of adoption and the other 98% composing over 2k animals deserved to get uthenized? Wow, the hypocrisy blinds me.

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    Father Time says:

    They’re official excuse is that they were given the animals specifically to euthanize. I haven’t verified it though, can anyone help me out here?

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    Leet Gamer Jargon says:

    Huh? Wait. What do you mean they kill the animals they get?

    I know this may not sound to…knowledgable, but…proof?

    Game on, brothers and sisters.

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    Lex-Man says:

    DeepThorn human global warming is far from dis proven.  Even Penn and Teller in there show Bullshit! did go as far to say it was dis proven even though they want to.  Lowering your carbon footprint is a good thing but I wouldn’t at the cost of your enjoyment.

    Also it is completely possible to become a vegetarian or vegan from being a omnivore or carnivore without any adverse effects your body. I eat meat because I want to and hate it when veggies rub the whole meat is murder thing in my face but I know plenty of veterinarians who aren’t like that.

  50. 0
    shady8x says:

    Hey global warming is real!!! and in 400 years when the ocean has risen by 1 meter(that is how long it will take by current speed of sea rise) there will be some flooded cities… So I say something has to be done!!! in a few hundred years… when cool new technologies are available… for now, its a great way to get votes…

    You are wrong about the meat vs vegetable though…

    Plants eat CO2 so their making is much lower on carbon then pretty much anything else(even with all the machines used in their production taken into account)

    Producing meat requires the making of massive amounts of veggies to feed the livestock(unless they eat grass that grows on its own near the farm). Followed by the emissions from the animal and machines that process the animal… Cows for example are the leading emittor of methane and they make nitrous oxide and ammonia…

     

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    Zero Beat says:

    Global warming is real, but the idea that we played a significant role in it happening is BULLSHIT!

    Let me take you back 66 million years.  The dinosaurs have a million years left, and they live in a world that’s much hotter on average than it is today.  Where are their Hummers?

  52. 0
    Mechadon says:

    Good call on the global warming thing. I’ve earned myself a new friend.

    Going green is the new fad/cult. I hate how people think that by placing the word "green" into their intiative, it somehow validates it even more both in relevance and in some cases morality. And far too often it actually works.

    Every movement claims to be environmentaly friendly without actually proving it. Notice how carbon, in general, has now become a new evil? Even though it’s a substance that comes from EVERYWHERE. And yet we see people nit-picking on one-another as to who produces more carbon. I’m willing to bet there is little difference between the amount of carbon produced for getting vegies to your dinnerplate and the amount for getting meat to your plate.

    The same goes for what they said about vegetarians living longer.

    PETA = People for the Effective Termination of Assholes.

     

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    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    <4 PicardPalms detected. Win level classified as beyond LEGENDARY Class. Also another picture has disappeared.>

    No worries on the missing pic. It happens to me all the time.

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    Doomsong says:

    Well, I guess PETA has to do something to move peoples attention away from all of those animals they euthanized under the guise of adoption… in most cases before they even left the property.

    Ingrid Newkirk is a sick sick woman, and everyone of her dogmatic followers should be thrown into a shark tank.

     

    "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" – Benjamin Franklin

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    Adamas Draconis says:

    Big cats hunt daily (Or nightly for nocturnal varieties,) and usually bring down a prey on average of every 2-3 days, with average prey weighing anywhere from 75-1500 lbs (Lions and Tigers in have been known to take down Hippos and Elephants) When a pride of Lions take a Hippo, it usually will feed them for over 3 days, assuming they haven’t been driven off by Hyenas and oher scavengers.

    Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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    Father Time says:

    Sounds like PETA, except the hippie part. I don’t even consider PETA hippies, peta members get riled up over KFC, or a rodeo, or possibly a horserace. The only way you’ll get a hippie that riled up is if they’re protesting a war and even then they won’t throw paint on people. Sure they might protest right along with PETA but they won’t act as crazy. To put it another way hippies are into peace, PETA considers the ALF the lesser of two evils when compared to animal testing (no really PETA’s president said so herself).

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    shady8x says:

    Plants fight global warming, they are also the most innocent and helpless of god’s creatures.

    Those EVIL COWS kill plants plus their farting is the leading cause of greenhouse gas emissions in many countries… Kill as many as you like, those cows must be stoped for the sake of the world…

     

  58. 0
    JustChris says:

    I prefer the spoof shown in Futurama: MEAT– Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment. The movement is led by a smelly hippie whose best rebuttal is "shut up".

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    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    Uh, eww… The only thing I would eat raw is catfish. Sushi FTW!

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    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    Double LEGENDARY Win. You get an even bigger cookie. This one is OVER 36,000!!!

    (9000 times 4)

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  61. 0
    Father Time says:

    I prefer the command Please Eat That Animal myself.

    Or to really piss them off:

    People

    Encouraging the

    Torture of

    Animals.

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  62. 0
    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    "PETA = People Eating Tastey Animals"

    WIN.

    Have this GIGANTIC cookie. It’s size is OVER 9000!!!

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  63. 0
    Father Time says:

    Why did so many groups protest manhunt 2’s violence only when it was out?

    Why did MADD wait until GTA IV was released before complaining about the ability to drive drunk even though we learned about this through previews a long time ago?

    I’d like to say they’re out of touch but I honestly don’t know.

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    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    Hey, dude? You’re pic’s gone.

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    Father Time says:

    Did I not all ready post People Encouraging the Torture of Animals?
    What we need now is to bring bullfighting to the states.

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    shady8x says:

    Hey if you want to get lots and lots of free meat just visit PETA, they killed 22,000 animals so far, (2,000 last year) I am sure if you said you would dispose of the bodies they would give you enough to start your own meat selling company…

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    Shadow D. Darkman says:

    YA DAMN RIGHT!!! 

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    Doomsong says:

    That’s why we should cook PETA and eat them….

    "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" – Benjamin Franklin

  69. 0
    RenK says:

    I just can’t stand PETA. they are usally worth a good laugh though.

    And i’ll still be laughing on Thanksgiving as i chomp away on some good old turkey and other assorted foods. And then, the weenend after i’ll still be laughing as i eat some wild buffalo i got from a hunting buddy the other day, mmm, good times.

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    Kajex says:

    By switching to vegetarianism, you MIGHT be saving a few hundred SLAUGHTERHOUSE animals each year, this is true.

    Of course… by switching to vegetarianism, you’d be killing off the millions of smaller animals that get killed each year when farmers prepare land, sow it, maintain it, and harvest it. Ever see a fawn AFTER it’s been chewed up by a wheat harvesting combine? It only works for PETA because as long as people to don’t to report or think about minced vole brains and guts in their Wonderbread, they can delude themselves into thinking their alternative is somehow better. It’d be inconvenient if they had to say otherwise.

  71. 0
    Wolvenmoon says:

    Anti-PETA movement!

    This year, for thanksgiving, slaughter your own turkey!

    I actually was going to do this this year after seeing it, and e-mail a video to peta. Was gonna feather it and use the feathers as a hat, and leave the corpse.

    Damn leather-wearing hippocrites use animal products all over the place. Their buckets of blood makes me want to take a certain 4chan meme involving buckets and throw a few of those on them.

  72. 0
    Baruch_S says:

    And what are those 100 animals going to do? Set them loose and they’ll be roadkill or a wild creature’s lunch within a week. PETA fails to realize that domesticate animals–yes, even farm livestock–can have pretty good lives. They get health care, shelter, and a constant food source. They also get a quick death instead of wasting away from old age or starvation or getting eaten alive by other animals. Seems like the domesticate animals are getting a pretty good deal.

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    DeepThorn says:

    Lets see, going off of the past couple months in a year I eat eat/drink least:

    10 steaks
    100 beef burgers w/ cheese
    100 strips of bacon (I wish more)
    50 cups of milk
    20 breakfast sausages
    5 pot roasts (with additional family)
    20 chicken sandwiches (chilies type not lunch sandwich type)
    10 lunch sandwiches w/ cheese
    5 blocks of cheese like you see at the store (with crackers typically)
    15 grilled cheese sandwiches
    50 beef tacos
    100 chicken enchiladas
    who knows how many eggs, a lot though
    and other various items of meat and milk based products, where I have meat in almost every single meal with at average 2 1/2 meals a day.

    Looking at the size of the average farm chicken, cow and pig, I highly doubt that would be 100 of them, even looking at internals and other things that decrease the amount of meat mass wise.  In my family, we have 6 farms too, so I have a decent idea of how much meat there is in a chicken, goat, cow and pig. 

    Given the areas the meat comes from typically, I may be able to see 40 animals a year die because of me if all of the places that I eat from only use the highest quality areas of meat possible.  I would guess probably half of that though. 

    So how many animals does a lion eat in a year again?  I think they eat about once a week typically, so that would be 52 animals a year if that is 100% correct.  Given that I am an omnivore, and I don’t lay around most of the day like lions do, so I believe I should be eating about the same amount of meat they do in a year if not more.  So shouldn’t I eat more meat?  or am I off on my calculations?  I guess they have to share with their pack, but then how many times do they hunt for their once a week meals?  I dont know…  Interesting thought though…


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    hellfire7885 says:

    "By adopting a vegetarian diet, you can save more than 100 animals per year. Plus, vegetarians live longer and have a considerably lower carbon footprint."

     

    BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!….

     

    W, wait, I’m nopt done…. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

     

    Funniest thing I have read all day.


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    DeepThorn says:

    "By adopting a vegetarian diet, you can save more than 100 animals per year. Plus, vegetarians live longer and have a considerably lower carbon footprint. I know that—as you are a digital being—these benefits don’t exactly apply to you, but I still urge you to take the pledge to be veg for 30 days."

    See, this is my problem.  We have the teeth we do for a reason, to eat meat and veggies.  Screw the animals, they kill each other just as often as we kill them, and we are more humane than how they kill each other.  The global footprint crap is BS because global warming is bullshit, and scientists have proven that the sun is just going through a phase, but the politicians like the fact that they can use it to get votes.

    Plus, going vegan or just not eating meat for 30 days will make you sick when you start to eat meat again because your stomacher has to readjust, so it isn’t worth it.  You will be on the pot for at least 2 hours a day for the first week of eating meat again.  It is just how our bodies try to run them selves as efficiently as possible.

    If PETA didn’t exist, this world would be a better place, and more animals would be alive, even if half the number they have killed would be treated poorly.  They are a lower species for a reason, and would still die in worse conditions in the wild than they do in our hands.  Have you ever seen a snake eat a mouse, or an eagle eat a baby dear, or a lion eat anything in Africa pretty much?  Jesus these people do not think beyond what they want to see.

    I second the non-petition petition to end PETA.


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    Nekowolf says:

    I want to petition an end to PETA. "“make the world a happier place,” because that’s pretty much what we want to do too" – on this I call bullshit. I don’t care how much you may -want- it, but here’s an idea: If you want it so bad, maybe you should stop helping domestic pro-animal terrorists and stop euthanizing at least over half the animals that come into your possession for frivolous reasons.

    Btw – that "I want to petition an end to PETA" I don’t really have a petition going. I’m just saying…it’d be nice to see happen, though false hope it be.

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    Herrvillain says:

    They base this claim on a study that followed 1,900 vegetarians for over 20 years.  The mortality rate was 40% to 50% less than you’d expect based on the average mortality rate in the entire population.

    It’s the same stuff we see out of the games=increased aggression crowd.  The study doesn’t necessarily prove that a vegetarian diet contributes to longevity or overall health.  Although it does demonstrate a correlation between the two.  All it really shows is that people who are extremely concerned about the food they eat tend to be healthier.  You could probably study a group on a diet with a relatively similar profile, except high in lean animal protein, and see similar results when compared to the population at large.  After all, meat doesn’t necessarily make you fat and unhealthy, and the study used mortality rates of a population that includes 600-pound movie buffs, and people who persist on a diet of pepperoni pizza and french fries.

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    GrimCW says:

    "Plus, vegetarians live longer and have a considerably lower carbon footprint."

     

    really now? then why do they commonly look ill at all times and have to rely on substitutes (I.E. pills) for half their dietary income? i’d love to see proof of that one.

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    Adamas Draconis says:

    I think there were a few incidents where they tried that. Until some one them got shot by pet store owners as they were breaking in. I’m not sure if they were PETA or just idiots….not that theres alot of differance in that situation.

    Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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    Adamas Draconis says:

    Some Vegetarians do allow Dairy products in their diet, eggs as well, just not actual Meat.

    And no, I have to trouble with most Vegetarians, It’s the ones that try to push it that get my goat.

    Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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    BrandonL337 says:

    Dearest Mama,
     

    It’s great to hear that you want to “make the world a happier place,” because that’s pretty much what we want to do too (though it seems that we might have different tactics …). I do hope that you seriously consider making a vegetarian diet a part of your strategy for world happiness.

     

    By adopting a vegetarian diet, you can save more than 100 animals per year. Plus, vegetarians live longer and have a considerably lower carbon footprint. I know that—as you are a digital being—these benefits don’t exactly apply to you, but I still urge you to take the pledge to be veg for 30 days.

    Wow… just, just wow

    They are honestly telling a Video Game Character that making Digital, as in not real, vegitarian food saves animals

    News flash PETA people don’t use real animals to make a cooking game, it requires intelligence, not that you would know anything about that.

    It also seems as though they added that last bit because when they re-read it they realized that they sounded crazy, not that they don’t still sound crazy as hell.

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    CyberSkull says:

    I’ve analyzed my diet, and I have concluded that most of my favorite foods are composed of bread, meat and cheese. I’ve never tried going vegetarian because, damnit, I’m an omnivore and meat/dairy tastes good to me. And just how can they be so mean to Mama anyways?

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    Frank says:

    PETA’s response was less "We did this to promote our ideas" and more "You should never eat meat, we’re right and you’re wrong".  Here is my idea for PETA.  Some teeth are designed specifically to help you eat meat.  I would like to see PETA members take hammers and beat those teeth out of themselves.  PETA, the only way I will stop eating meat is if it suddenly starts tasting bad.  Until then I will continue to enjoy burgers which can be from .5lb to 1lb in weight.  So long as they keep tasting so good I’ll keep eating them.

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    Kincyr says:

    Dearest PETA:

    Try teaching a lion to eat tofu. By teaching a lion to eat tofu, you can save more than 100 animals per year.

    Tofu Lion

     

    岩「…Where do masochists go when they die?」

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