Submitted by DeepThorn on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 16:50.
It was a shock today when we found out that EA executives joined in a pile naked reenacting South Park Episode 118 'Goobacks'. The cause of these actions seem to be them trying to gain more attention as people are still pissed off at them for SecuROM. Local police quickly apprehended the executives and arrested them for public indecency, and can be imprisoned for up to 2 years.
In other news, Sony and Microsoft have went belly up, and are filing for bankruptcy. Rumors quickly started that SEGA is going to make a new console now that Nintendo is the only competitor.
Remaining employees at EA decided to try to help their image after their executives typical disgraceful acts, and made Spore and Madden 09 free to everyone online for download at EA's online store.
With the activity at EA, Ubisoft and Activision decided to compete with them by making Prince of Persia and Azada 2 free online, respectively. Problem is, hardly anyone knows what the hell Azada 2 is, and are wondering what the hell.
Meanwhile, 4 children went to the back of a Walmart in Maine today and broke a mirror to destroy the Walmart store, successfully I might add. This form of violence was said to be caused by GTA. Government appointed 'Experts' say they can prove GTA is the cause, though no logical human can even consider the fact from the bullshit foaming out of their mouths.
In Australia, the government allowed an R18 rating, then 5 minutes later abolished it. Gamers protested, and burned down government buildings. US 'experts' believe this was caused by GTA as well.
G4TV reports that these 'experts' are fucking morons, and will have more on this story on Monday in the Loop.
A violent killing happened in Germany, US 'experts' once again blame it on GTA. German police blame it on abusive and neglectful parents that were not part of their children's lives. When investigating the parents, they found illegal substances on them, and have been put in jail with their teen sons.
Andrew Eisen: Hey, that's exactly the point of our latest poll! Which I just noticed I somehow failed to post yesterday. I better fix that.06/19/2013 - 11:34am
PHX Corp: http://kotaku.com/microsofts-muddled-messaging-shown-off-on-national-te-514280891 Microsoft's Muddled Messaging, Displayed On National Television06/19/2013 - 9:57am
Imautobot: Maybe there really is something to be said about selling a game at a fair price.06/19/2013 - 8:35am
MechaTama31: Imautobot: I dunno. Ask my hundreds-strong Steam library, which I have played maybe 10-20% of. Those sales are just too good to pass up... >.>06/19/2013 - 7:38am
Imautobot: Bought 5 GOG games last night, now I wonder if I'll play them. Why is it so comforting to know we have it, and yet such a challenge to bring ourselves to play it?06/19/2013 - 7:28am
Andrew Eisen: Okay, fixed. For really reals this time!06/19/2013 - 12:42am
Sleaker: @AE The actual link to the pay what you want is www.indiegamestand.com not desura. You seem to infer where it's at but never posted a link.06/19/2013 - 12:01am
Andrew Eisen: LEGO: The Movie! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPnY2NjSjrg06/18/2013 - 9:39pm
Zen: http://www.airforcetimes.com/article/20130614/OFFDUTY02/306140030/New-Xbox-sin-against-all-service-members-06/18/2013 - 7:33pm
Zen: Been out for a few days, but has anyone brought up the possible ban on Xbox One on military bases because of security concerns that it could be a listening device by Commanders?06/18/2013 - 7:33pm
Andrew Eisen: Sleaker - Fixed.06/18/2013 - 6:34pm
MechaTama31: CMiner: Another issue is that every camera/webcam combination is going to be pretty different, in terms of the software/hardware exploits available. A homogenous hardware/software combo like a console, in millions of homes, will be a much juicier target.06/18/2013 - 6:31pm
Sleaker: Vox pay what you want link is busted.06/18/2013 - 6:27pm
ZippyDSMlee: Mics have to breath put tape over it.06/18/2013 - 6:25pm
NyuRena: You nailed it James! Yikes..06/18/2013 - 1:56pm
james_fudge: With MS willing to share with the government, an always listening device should give everyone pause.06/18/2013 - 1:37pm
james_fudge: you can't turn off the Microphone on the Kinect and it has to be plugged in. It's not rocket science.06/18/2013 - 1:35pm
E. Zachary Knight: The Humble Bundle Guys just don't like me having money in my pocket do they? https://www.humblebundle.com/06/18/2013 - 1:12pm
E. Zachary Knight: CMiner, I know that my Android camera is off unless I am using an application that turns it on. Same with the microphone.06/18/2013 - 12:38pm
CMiner: Can you turn off the camera on an iPhone? Like, -really- turn it off, not just change a setting that -tells- you the camera is off?06/18/2013 - 12:13pm
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Re: GameTap Holiday Wishes...
hey they're just spreading the Christmas cheer I actually like seeing these.
Re: GameTap Holiday Wishes...
If there's no news happening, why don't you just make some stuff up and report it?
Re: GameTap Holiday Wishes...
It was a shock today when we found out that EA executives joined in a pile naked reenacting South Park Episode 118 'Goobacks'. The cause of these actions seem to be them trying to gain more attention as people are still pissed off at them for SecuROM. Local police quickly apprehended the executives and arrested them for public indecency, and can be imprisoned for up to 2 years.
In other news, Sony and Microsoft have went belly up, and are filing for bankruptcy. Rumors quickly started that SEGA is going to make a new console now that Nintendo is the only competitor.
Remaining employees at EA decided to try to help their image after their executives typical disgraceful acts, and made Spore and Madden 09 free to everyone online for download at EA's online store.
With the activity at EA, Ubisoft and Activision decided to compete with them by making Prince of Persia and Azada 2 free online, respectively. Problem is, hardly anyone knows what the hell Azada 2 is, and are wondering what the hell.
Meanwhile, 4 children went to the back of a Walmart in Maine today and broke a mirror to destroy the Walmart store, successfully I might add. This form of violence was said to be caused by GTA. Government appointed 'Experts' say they can prove GTA is the cause, though no logical human can even consider the fact from the bullshit foaming out of their mouths.
In Australia, the government allowed an R18 rating, then 5 minutes later abolished it. Gamers protested, and burned down government buildings. US 'experts' believe this was caused by GTA as well.
G4TV reports that these 'experts' are fucking morons, and will have more on this story on Monday in the Loop.
A violent killing happened in Germany, US 'experts' once again blame it on GTA. German police blame it on abusive and neglectful parents that were not part of their children's lives. When investigating the parents, they found illegal substances on them, and have been put in jail with their teen sons.
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Re: GameTap Holiday Wishes...
I LOL'd hard
America has just became its own version of the Jerry Springer Show after a bizarre moment in Florida involving a carnival worker.