Not much happening today in the way of news so I thought I'd share some holiday cards with you...
This one arrived via e-mail from GameTap.
hey they're just spreading the Christmas cheer I actually like seeing these.
If there's no news happening, why don't you just make some stuff up and report it?
It was a shock today when we found out that EA executives joined in a pile naked reenacting South Park Episode 118 'Goobacks'. The cause of these actions seem to be them trying to gain more attention as people are still pissed off at them for SecuROM. Local police quickly apprehended the executives and arrested them for public indecency, and can be imprisoned for up to 2 years.
In other news, Sony and Microsoft have went belly up, and are filing for bankruptcy. Rumors quickly started that SEGA is going to make a new console now that Nintendo is the only competitor.
Remaining employees at EA decided to try to help their image after their executives typical disgraceful acts, and made Spore and Madden 09 free to everyone online for download at EA's online store.With the activity at EA, Ubisoft and Activision decided to compete with them by making Prince of Persia and Azada 2 free online, respectively. Problem is, hardly anyone knows what the hell Azada 2 is, and are wondering what the hell.
Meanwhile, 4 children went to the back of a Walmart in Maine today and broke a mirror to destroy the Walmart store, successfully I might add. This form of violence was said to be caused by GTA. Government appointed 'Experts' say they can prove GTA is the cause, though no logical human can even consider the fact from the bullshit foaming out of their mouths.
In Australia, the government allowed an R18 rating, then 5 minutes later abolished it. Gamers protested, and burned down government buildings. US 'experts' believe this was caused by GTA as well.
G4TV reports that these 'experts' are fucking morons, and will have more on this story on Monday in the Loop.
A violent killing happened in Germany, US 'experts' once again blame it on GTA. German police blame it on abusive and neglectful parents that were not part of their children's lives. When investigating the parents, they found illegal substances on them, and have been put in jail with their teen sons.
Enough BS news to keep you busy? haha
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I LOL'd hard
America has just became its own version of the Jerry Springer Show after a bizarre moment in Florida involving a carnival worker.