Boston Police Promise to Report Zombie Attacks

If you’ve been up all night playing Resident Evil 5 and you’re a little freaked out by the experience and you happen to live in Boston, fear not; the local constabulary has your back. The Boston Police Department has vowed to alert the public to any and all zombie attacks.

That reassuring news comes by way TruTV’s Dumb as a Blog, which chronicles an exchange of tweets between @Boston_Police and another Twitter user. Here’s how it went down:

Boston_Police:  INJURED OFFICER: Officer from district 4 transported to Beth Israel Hospital, human bite to arm, suspect in custody.

willcady:  @Boston_Police if that was a zombie bite, would you tell us?

Boston_Police:   @willcady Yes, absolutely

Via: The Consumerist

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  1. Neeneko says:

    Since when do the Boston Police have a sense of humor?

    Maybe they got enough bad PR from thier overreactions and mellowed out a bit?

  2. Zerodash says:

    Meh, now Boston will probably see something completely harmless (like a plastic bag floating in the breeze) and proceed to flip out and declare the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse. 

    God help us if Zombies attack us wielding deadly Lite Brites.

  3. MonkeyPeaches says:

    just buy the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks, it will tell you everything you need to know.

  4. Yellowchposticks says:

    *gasp* but what if the guys responsible for telling the public ARE the zombies?!?!


    ….it may already be too late!

  5. Chaplain99 says:

    You can’t trust ANYONE these days!  The police officer LIES.  D:>

    "HEY! LISTEN!"

  6. sirdarkat says:

     That’s awesome; at least we know Boston has our backs when the zombies come for us but do they have our backs when the aliens come?

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