If you illegally download software or music, your mom will be wrestled to the ground and arrested by a SWAT team - for cooking pasta.
That's just one of the apparent messages in a modern-day update of 1992's Don't Copy That Floppy.
The Software & Information Industry Association, which created the video, explains (sort of) in its YouTube description of the video:
Check out the trailer...anti-piracy hero MC Double Def DP will return in the summer of 2009 to drop some more knowledge on would-be pirates in the sequel to 1992's "Don't Copy That Floppy! Brought to you by SIIA (formerly SPA)