Wannabe MMA Fighter Beats up New Videogame Buddy

Upon visiting a local sports bar, a San Antonio man made a new friend and invited him home to play videogames. Unfortunately the man’s new friend, a “self-proclaimed” mixed martial arts fighter, allegedly beat up the friendly gamer and robbed him.

Patrick Lockhart (pictured) was eventually arrested after his victim picked him out of a lineup. According to WOAI.com, the injured party was purportedly attacked, and knocked out, once the pair entered his home.

The victim suffered a broken jaw and black eye, in addition to having $2,000 in cash and his television stolen.

Lockhart was charged with aggravated robbery.

The potential moral to the story? It’s probably safer to play games on PSN or XBL rather than in person with strangers.

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    Mr. Stodern says:

    Except for when it’s a porno. Not that I myself watch THOSE kind, but, for guys who swing that way, the general plot is the same as the ones I watch that have chicks in them.

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    Mr. Stodern says:

    I think the real moral to the story is don’t take strangers back to your apartment. Go to theirs. And even then, they might chain you up in a man-sized cage and demand you recite Shakespeare’s Hamlet in a perfect Christopher Walken impression, sticking you in the genitals with a cattle prod every time you mess up.

    So on second thought just stay indoors everybody. There’s wierdos out there.

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