Some Interesting Saints Row: The Third Stats...

November 30, 2011 -

The official Saints Row: The Third web site has added some statistical data that some might find mildly amusing including how many times players have been killed by the notorious three-foot-long dildo called the "penetrator."

Delving into the stats, we find that 2 million people have met their demise by being bludgeoned to death by the weapon. Other interesting stats: eight billion citizens have killed while roaming around town; players have spent a cumulative 2 years streaking in public; 44 million pimps, gimps, and prostitutes have been dispatched in Whored Mode; and only 650 hot dog mascots have been cooked to death by players using flamethrowers. That last number seems kind of low, but we'll take their word for it

If you own the game and have an account you can look at your own personal stats here.

Source: The Escapist

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Re: Some Interesting Saints Row: The Third Stats...

I wish I could, but the website seems to be having a hard time synching with the game.

 
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