Hey folks! Andrew here, wishing you a very happy 4th of July. Have fun but be safe. Be smart. Don’t be like my sister’s stupid kitten who thought a lit firecracker was a sparkly grasshopper, picked it up in her teeth and ran off with it.
Silly kitty. Anyway, may your holiday be mercifully bereft of exploding kitty face.
Okay, okay. I sprinted after her, snatched her up, yanked the firecracker out of her mouth and tossed it away. It exploded in the air.
That was a close one. I nearly lost my fingers saving her life but she just looked at me like I was the biggest meanie ever for confiscating her awesome new toy. Which is not to say she was ungrateful. Heavens, no. From that day on, every night she came into my room while I was sleeping, hopped up on my bed and sunk her little, needle-like claws into my bare feet.
So, yeah. Happy Independence Day. – Andrew Eisen.
James here, wishing you a safe and happy Independence Day. While grilled meat, good drinks, fireworks and spending time with family is always a good thing, remember what this day is all about. Take some time out of the festivities to be thankful for the freedoms we have and make a vow to be vigilante in guarding them against those who would promise you security and safety at the cost of your liberty.
More importantly, protect those digits from things that go BOOM BOOM. On behalf of all of us at GamePolitics, happy Fourth of July! – James Fudge.