Happy Birthday Andrew Eisen!

Normally we don't do shout-outs for people's birthdays, but our own Andrew Eisen is special to us – like the son we always wanted without having to go through the motions of sex or adoption.. He is now 33 years old as of today.

Plus he has a new video ("Andrew Eisen's Midlife Crisis Celebratio​n Spectacula​r!") talking about his mid-life crisis, though that would put his life expectancy at 66 years old. Watch the video, tell Andrew happy birthday, and encourage him to aim a little higher than 66 years old as his termination date…

On a serious note, Andrew does a lot of wonderful things for us here at GP with very few complaints and with much enthusiasm. We're thankful to have him here helping us as much as he does.

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    Left4Dead says:

    From what I've heard, the (Muslim) rule of thumb for the creepiness cutoff is half your age + 7 years.  So, going out with anyone older than 23 1/2 is "okay."  The smart ladies should be drooling/swooning at the chance to go out with THE Andrew Eisen.

    Also, they still make 3 1/2" external USB drives.  You should get one and then make a binary clone out of that floppy's data.  Floppies were a terrible storage medium and will lose integrity over time even without using them.

    Happy birthday.

    -- Left4Dead --

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