Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who was allegedly caught on video smoking crack, can now enjoy some fresh new ridicule via a new medium: a video game. In the game – available via Google Play for Android devices – players control the mayor as he avoids crack pipes and the media long enough to earn money to buy back that allegedly incriminating video tape. From the game's description:
"Uh oh. Looks like the Mayor’s in a buttload of friggin’ trouble with that alleged video of him smoking crack! And who knows if it even exists, amiright? But juuust in case, why don’t you help him collect a heap of cash to buy it before The Gawker does. Only your twinkle toes can out-maneuver the Blood Thirsty Media to help him collect more than they did in that damn “Crackstarter” campaign. $201,255 to be exact. And hey, everyone needs a little boost now and then, so make sure you collect power up buckets of deep-fried courage for more footballs to throw at life’s problems… but make sure you avoid those pesky crackpipes!"