Stephen Colbert Jabs at NSA for Snooping on Second Life Players

December 17, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

Last night on Comedy Central's the Colbert Report, host Stephen Colbert spent a bit of time picking on the idea of the National Security Agency snooping around Second Life. Recently reports revealed that new documents leaked by former NSA contractor Edward Snowden showed that the NSA was lurking in World of Warcraft, on Xbox Live, and in Second Life (of all places) to keep tabs on terrorists who they believed might be organizing attacks in these virtual worlds. Stephen Colbert poked fun at the recent revelation, showing clips from the game while cracking jokes like this one:

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South Park's Black Friday Finale

December 5, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

The final episode in the Black Friday/Game of Thrones/Xbox One v. PS4 South Park storyline aired last night on Comedy Central and it was as wild, funny, and gruesome as anyone could imagine. There's not a lot we can say about the episode here that won't spoil it for viewers, but we can say that the episode mixes some crazy anime, some outlandish Game of Thrones jokes, and a couple of executive cameos to make for a highly amusing episode.

We'll leave you with this quote from the episode:

"I just want us to play Call of Duty on the right machine."

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Black Friday Console Wars Continue in Part Two of South Park's 'A Song of Ass and Fire'

November 21, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

Part two of South Park's "A Song of Ass and Fire" aired last night, continuing the storyline about Black Friday and Xbox One v. PS4 fanboy wars. Cartman's Xbox One crew goes head-to-head with Kenny's small group of PS4 fanboys in an epic Black Friday battle at the South Park Mall. All of the boys in this week's episode are dressed as they will be in Obsidian Entertainment's RPG, South Park: The Stick of Truth - due out in March 2014.

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The Onion Takes Aim at British Video Game Research

November 20, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

An amusing edition of comedy site The Onion's "American Voices" gets some opinions from faux men and women on the street. In this edition they tackle a recent study by British researchers that concluded that playing video games even at an early age does not impact a child's behavior. The lede reads as follows:

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Andrew Eisen Video: Dirty Rotten Scammers

November 18, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

I'm not really sure what's going on in Andrew's latest video but apparently it's a pitch involving Barry Eisen's new show "Dirty Rotten Scammers." If you've ever received an email about helping to claim millions in former wealth or helping a relative seemingly trapped in a foreign land with travel expenses, then you know exactly what Andrew and Barry are talking about.

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South Park Pokes Fun at Black Friday, Next-Gen Console Wars

November 14, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

This week's episode of South Park pokes a lot of fun at Black Friday holiday sales, Game of Thrones, the frenzied behavior of deal-seeking mobs, and the foolishness of console wars. In the episode Cartman, Stan, and the gang set out to create a plan to get the Xbox One on Black Friday for cheap, but in the midst of preparing for the battle at the South Park Mall, a contingent of the kids balk at getting an Xbox One, instead opting to split off and fight against Cartman's faction because they think PS4 is better.

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Andrew Eisen: Do Zombies Have Naughty Bits?

November 7, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

During his Extra Life marathon (as part of Team ECA) Andrew noticed that in Zombie U zombies don't have their naughtier parts rendered. Why Andrew would spend so much time on this fact is beyond me, but you can hear Andrew talking out loud by watching the video to your left.

Andrew played quite a bit of Zombie U during his 24-hour marathon, along with lots of other Wii U games. You can catch Andrew streaming on Twitch.tv at irregular intervals by signing on his channel at www.twitch.tv/andreweisen.

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Andrew Eisen: Scribblenauts Unmasked Is Surprisingly Gruesome

October 22, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

Andrew Eisen is currently enjoying Scribblenauts Unmasked for the Wii U, but during a recent play through he found a particular scene a bit darker than the rest of the light-hearted fun the game is known for. You'll have to watch the video to see what he's talking about.

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'Ellen Page Simulator 2014' Trailer Pokes Fun at Beyond: Two Souls Star

October 9, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

What better way to end the day than to focus on a spoof of this week's new PlayStation 3 game Beyond: Two Souls. The game developed by Quantic Dream and starring Hollywood actors Willem Defoe and Ellen Page, offers a lot of choices but plays out like an interactive movie, according to some critics.

Well, the faux trailer for the (not) upcoming fake game, "Ellen Page Simulator 2014," promises to let players shape the future Page by letting them make important life choices for her...

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Ken Levine Cracks Wise on 'Elizabeth Porn' in Reddit AMA

October 9, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

Kotaku chronicles an interesting and amusing part of Irrational Games' Ken Levine's Reddit AMA where he asks the community to stop making porn using Elizabeth from BioShock Infinite.

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Minecraft Highlighted in South Park This Week

October 3, 2013 - James Fudge

The latest episode of South Park on Comedy Central is called "Informative Murder Porn," and deals with investigative murder shows on Cable TV and Minecraft, of all things.

When the kids of South Park learn that their parents are watching shows on OWN and Discovery ID about sex and murder (and believe that it will lead to their parents killing each other), they use a mobile phone app to block the shows on cable TV. The app uses questions only a kid would know about things you do in Minecraft.

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MSNBC's Ed Schultz Insults Our Mothers

September 18, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

MSNBC personality Ed Schultz has been insulting our intelligence with his show on TV and radio for years, but now he's taking aim at your mom. In a segment that aired this week, while holding up a copy of Grand Theft Auto V, he suggested that anyone who would let their kids play the game is a bad parent. Naturally Andrew Eisen thought he'd call his mom to get her reaction.

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Team Coco Takes on Diablo III

September 11, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

Late Night with Conan O'Brien tackles Diablo III in a segment featuring the Barbarian and Demon Hunter classes frolicking in the early part of the game. The voice-overs chatter on about smores, micro-brews, auctions, and roaring fires, along with copious amounts of somersaulting.

"For such a dark, gritty game, it seems to feature a lot of lighthearted somersaulting," notes the description of the video on YouTube.

I think Team Coco may have captured the essence of Blizzard's action RPG better than anyone else has yet... Watch the video to your left.

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Humble Comedy Bundle Launches

August 28, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

The folks at Humble Bundle are adding a new kind of "pay-what-you-want" DRM-free offering: comedy. The Humble Comedy Bundle features movies, audio, and even a little animation - all DRM-free and for whatever price you want to pay.

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Temple Run - High Holiday Edition

August 23, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

"Temple Run - High Holiday Edition," the latest episode of the video series Jewbellish: The Show, is an amusing take on the popular endless runner game Temple Run and what might happen if you (assuming you are Jewish) felt like running out of Temple on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur.

Temple Run - High Holiday Edition was directed by comedian Mendy Pellin for the Jewish sketch comedy web series and stars Jason Lott and Kai Cofer, amongst others.

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Funny List of Banned Questions at Hotline Miami 2 Gamescom Booth

August 23, 2013 - GamesPolitics Staff

A photo of a hand-written sign outside the Hotline Miami 2 booth at Gamescom in Cologne, Germany is making the rounds this week (it first surfaced in this NeoGAF thread).

Basically, publisher Devolver Digital was (we assume) getting tired of answering the same questions over and over again, and simply decided to let anyone visiting the booth know that these questions shouldn't be asked, or wouldn't be answered if asked.

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Andrew Eisen: Call of Duty Lets You Kill Women

August 21, 2013 - GamePolitics Staff

In Andrew's latest video he talks about Call of Duty: Ghosts adding female characters into multiplayer. Chances are you can probably tell when he's being facetious, taking at dig at someone, or just engaging in overblown theatrics to make a point in the video. If you can't, then I recommend that you ask him forcefully about it in the comments.

If you enjoyed this video then you should probably check out Andrew's YouTube channel to find even more of his antics!

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For $1 Million You Can Get Saint's Row IV Dangerous Wad Edition

August 9, 2013 -

Deep Silver has announced an insane gag SKU for Saint's Row IV called the "Dangerous Wad Edition." Sure, it's a marketing joke to draw attention to the upcoming release of Deep Silver's Saint's Row IV and UK retailer GAME's REAL SKUs for the game, but it sure is interesting - especially if someone was insane enough to purchase it.

The Dangerous Wad Edition costs $1 million, is only available in the UK through GAME and - there's only one copy available in the world.

It comes with some extravagant extras including:

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Petition Urges Nintendo to Make Reggie Fils-Aime a Playable Character in Super Smash Bros.

July 30, 2013 -

There's a petition for everything it seems. For example, there's currently a petition on Change.org to make playable Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime in the upcoming Super Smash Bros. game for Wii U and 3DS. The petition directed at game producer Sora Sakurai and Nintendo has already garnered 7,752 supporters as of this writing. Here's a bit from the petition appeal:

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How to Enjoy Comic-Con in Three Easy Steps

July 19, 2013 -

This short video from Andrew Eisen might make you feel a little bit better about missing out on Comic-Con in San Diego this week. While you may miss out on dressing up like Sailor Moon or Spock (no one is going to stop you from doing it at home though!) and showing off just how great your costume is to unwashed masses, you can still see all the announcements, panel discussions, and more very easily.

Watch Andrew's video to learn how you can have the Comic-Con experience in three easy steps.


South Park Creator on Stick of Truth DLC: 'F**k That'

July 19, 2013 -

Speaking at a Comic-Con panel in San Diego last night (as detailed by Polygon) South Park co-creator Trey Parker had some harsh words about turning content cut from the upcoming South Park: The Stick of Truth game into future downloadable content. Parker and his partner Matt Stone were inspired by Skyrim to write 850 pages worth of material for the game. Some of that material was eventually cut.

Some suggested the material be used for future DLC.

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Naughty Dog Apologizes for Phone Sex Numbers in The Last of Us

June 27, 2013 -

The Last of Us developer Naughty Dog has apologized to consumers for accidently including sex chat line numbers in the game. At a certain point in the game co-star Joel encounters a bulletin board with two phone numbers for a ‘pest control’ service. A Kotaku reader thought it would be funny to dial them. Both were actually sex chat lines.

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Play NSA Leaker Edward Snowden in New Parody Game

June 27, 2013 -

A new web game called "Snowden's Leaks: The Game" (starring Edward Snowden and President Obama) lets players take the man who leaked information about the NSA's spying activities (PRISM and mobile phone data collection) for a spin as he fills up USB drives with secret data while avoiding NSA agents and security cameras using distractions like doughnuts and hiding places like behind the American flag.

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Tap It: NSA Slow Jam

June 14, 2013 -

Libertarian publication Reason has a new song from resident parody prodigy Remy about the NSA's mobile phone surveillance program called "Tap It: The NSA Slow Jam." The song makes fun of the NSA's PRISM program and its practice of collecting Americans' mobile phone meta-data that was leaked by former NSA contractor Edward Snowden.

The best line in the song, in my opinion:

"Text yourself about it, let us know how you feel."

You can find the lyrics here.

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Edward Snowden - Deleted Scenes of NSA Security Video Interview

June 14, 2013 -

While America debates whether former NSA contractor Edward Snowden is a traitor or a hero for leaking classified information related to the NSA's alleged "PRISM" internet surveillance program or analyzing the data from Americans' mobile phones, some people are busy trying to make us laugh about the whole situation. One of those people is comedian Steve Hofstetter, who has created parody video of the "deleted scenes" from The Guardian interview with Snowden.

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Lewis Black on Xbox One and Google Glass

June 13, 2013 -

In the latest edition of "Back in Black" on Comedy Central's The Daily Show, comedian Lewis Black offers his unique perspective on the latest technology including Xbox One, Google Glass, Kinect and even a robot that can tell when you want it to serve you a beer. Black criticizes Google for blocking porn on Google Glass and gives Microsoft a one finger salute for how much Kinect tracks you when you are using it.

It's certainly a harsher take on the technology than we're used to, but comedy is sometimes a contact sport.

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How to Share Games on PS4

June 11, 2013 -

If Sony's jabs at Microsoft at its E3 2013 press conference don't irritate executives in Redmond, Washington tonight then this hilarious video from Sony will. In it, two Sony Computer Entertainment executives demonstrate how you share games on the PlayStation 4 in one simple step. Sharing on the Xbox One is a bit more complicated...

Ouch.

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Andrew Eisen Video: Interactive Fish

May 28, 2013 -

Is Call of Duty: Ghosts really that innovative? In Andrew Eisen's latest video he points out that a certain feature touted during the Xbox One press conference last week has been around since... 1996. Check out the video to your left. At least having a canine companion is new. Oh wait... maybe not...


Sony Bringing Public Restroom Management Game to PS Vita

May 21, 2013 -

Sony has released a trailer for a new PS Vita game that lets you be a men's room attendant called "Men's Room Mayhem." In the game - coming to the PS Vita "soon" - players direct patrons to stalls and urinals, keep the men's room sparkling clean, break up fights that might occur, and deal with other situations that apparently crop up in public bathrooms all over the world. The game avoids some of the other more unseemly things that happens in public restrooms, thankfully.

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Texas Tech Coach to Players: Lay Off The Video Games

May 8, 2013 -

A mildly amusing story on My San Antonio details how the new head coach for the Texas Tech Football program is preparing players coming back from Spring break to get ready for training camps this summer. A tweet from Texas Tech offensive lineman Alfredo Morales offers a picture of a note from the new coach Kliff Kingsbury which details his advice to returning players:

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Matthew WilsonI heard reports of cheating, what else is happening?11/29/2014 - 1:28am
Papa MidnightThings are getting ugly over at the CS:GO tournament section of DreamHack Winter 201411/29/2014 - 1:27am
Matthew Wilsonhttp://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/11/music-publishers-finally-pull-the-trigger-sue-an-isp-over-piracy/ this is just stupid.11/29/2014 - 12:56am
Papa MidnightWhat Andrew Said. I also got directed to a Blu-Ray for Dragon Ball Z.11/29/2014 - 12:38am
Andrew EisenI don't get it. That's a link to a Dragon Ball Z set.11/29/2014 - 12:21am
MaskedPixelantehttps://hmv.ca/en/Search/Details?sku=763440 Real life Metroidvania.11/28/2014 - 8:33pm
Matthew Wilsonhttp://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/nov/25/lee-rigby-report-internet-firms-safe-haven-terrorists-pm wow... come on uk really?11/28/2014 - 2:39pm
MaskedPixelantehttp://www.nintendolife.com/news/2014/11/two_tetris_downloads_to_be_removed_from_the_3ds_eshop_in_europe Tetris to be removed from the 3DS VC at the end of the year in Europe. Other regions unknown, but will probably all happen too.11/28/2014 - 9:16am
Andrew EisenThe story you just linked to? The story you asked if anyone had seen? Yes, THAT obnoxiousness. I've heard it parroted for nearly two years now.11/27/2014 - 7:57pm
ZippyDSMleeAndrew Eisen: That shes an ex con man?11/27/2014 - 7:54pm
Andrew EisenI've heard the same obnoxious horse poo for years. It's nothing new.11/27/2014 - 7:45pm
ZippyDSMleeAlso anyone see this? http://guardianlv.com/2014/11/anita-sarkeesian-unmasked-feminist-icon-or-con-artist/11/27/2014 - 7:28pm
ZippyDSMleeEvil within is a badly designed game.11/27/2014 - 7:28pm
Andrew EisenSure but you said "widens," hence my confusion. Looking into it, yep, there's a tweak to completely re-frame the image, adding more info at the top and bottom. You apparently need a fairly beefy rig to keep it running smooth when you do that though.11/27/2014 - 6:48pm
Matthew Wilsonthere is vertical fov, not just horizontal fov11/27/2014 - 6:38pm
Andrew EisenWell, you can widen it to 3:1 or even 10:1 but I don't know why you'd want to. From what I understand it's the missing visual info at the top and bottom that some object to, not that there isn't enough on either side.11/27/2014 - 6:36pm
Matthew WilsonI think it widenss the fov, so you get to see more.11/27/2014 - 6:31pm
Andrew EisenI don't see how as doing so would not add any visual information to the top or bottom of the screen.11/27/2014 - 6:04pm
Matthew Wilsonfrom what I read, getting rid of the black bars and stretching it out made for a better play experience.11/27/2014 - 5:59pm
Andrew EisenFrom what I hear, there's a ton of "look up and shoot at the guys above you" stuff in the game that the wider frame doesn't accommodate such actions well.11/27/2014 - 5:55pm
 

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