Submitted by Blitz Fitness - September 27, 2006 at 8:26 am -050067.186.106.29
It's time to change the way the ESRB works.

From here on out, every game will be sold WITH a strategy guide, thereby forcing the the authors of such books to give their own review of the game and allowing parents to see absolutely everything their child can see or do on said videogame.

Vote for me and I'll pass legislation that forces videogame developers and producers to change the pornographic packages from an unintelligable 7 1/2 x 5 1/2 x 1/2 to a much improved 18 x by 12 x 5 inch package. This will allow more pictures, larger icons, and lengthier unnecessary descriptors in the esrb box so that parents can begin parenting with quick glances that take less time out of their busy lives rather than sit down with their children day in and day out. After all, time is money.

So vote for me, Blitz Fitness, and I'll show the constitution who's boss.

*This message approved by Blitz Fitness himself, as no one would honestly want this joker in office*

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