Where Politics And Video Games Collide

Everyone knows that if kids listen to rap music, they become violent sociopaths. The government should ban all rap music. That would probably solve the problem of school shootings right there.

Here's a rap song I wrote to help explain this issue:

Hi, it's nice to meet you.
Did you know that I'm insane?
'cuz I won't hesitate to put a bullet in your brain.

I kill a fuckin' doctor if he ever try ta cure me.
Take my ass ta court I'll kill the motherfuckin' jury.

See, I bust clips like strippers get tips;
I got more ammunition than the motherfuckin' crips.
I put the barrel of the gatt between your motherfuckin' lips;
Pull the trigger, take a picture of the brain chips.

I said I'm crazy.
And you're a sorry little snitch.
Now that's the kinda shit that make my trigger finger itch.

And when I get that itch I need ta scratch it.
Think of Jack in The Shining with the hatchet.

But I got guns like churches got nuns.
I buy my ammunition by the motherfuckin' ton.
So you can try ta face me, or you can try ta run.
It don't matter, you'll get splattered, and yer done, son.

I said I'm crazy.
Oh, I thought you knew me?
Cuz now you're starin' at me like yer lookin right through me.
This ain't no game.