Submitted by Anywho - December 28, 2007 at 5:15 pm -050076.77.161.177
If you join the Army or Marines, you WILL get deployed. This goes for National Guard and Reserves, too. Especially Reserves. Reserves of any branch of the military get top priority when it comes to getting deployed.
If you join the Navy, you will most likely get deployed. If you join the Air Force, there is a good chance you will get deployed. Whereas every single career field in the Army and Marines involves getting deployed, there are a handful of jobs in the Navy and Airforce that remain stateside.
The biggest lie I've ever heard a recruiter tell was that if you sign up Open General, then you might still get the job you want. If you don't sign up for the specific job that you want to do, then unless you couldn't fire a rifle to save your life, that is all you're going to be doing. If you can't shoot, then you're a cook.
And the Military will pay for your college when you get out (assuming you get an Honorable discharge) or even while you're still enlisted (if you're in one of those career fields that isn't getting deployed and/or you take online classes, all at your commanding officer's discretion). Not all colleges accept the MGIB, but many do.
Posted 07/06/08 at 06:57pm Silencets: I bet the Floida Supreme Court is just shaking in fear of JT
Posted 07/06/08 at 06:55pm Silencets: JT is always on the right track. Look how many cases he's won!
Posted 07/06/08 at 01:57pm BlackIce: It might be just a bit too late now.
Posted 07/06/08 at 12:07pm Shadow Darkman Anti-Thesis of: Jack, Jack, Jack... When will you learn?
Posted 07/06/08 at 11:38am tallimar: hmm... youre right, im not getting the right mind frame... "YOU WILL LIKE FRIES WITH THAT!" how's that?
Posted 07/06/08 at 11:36am gameman9: Nah, he will just scare the customers.
Posted 07/06/08 at 11:35am tallimar: i think jack's new line may end up being "would you like fries with that?"
Posted 07/06/08 at 11:00am Adamas Draconis: His fave line. Always thought it should be "They've got me right where I want them."
Posted 07/06/08 at 10:43am gamepolitics: he's got 'em right where he wants 'em,LOL
Posted 07/06/08 at 10:30am Silencets: It was a great idea. Just another step in the overarcing master plan off JT...we little people wouldn't understand....
Posted 07/06/08 at 08:35am Jack Wessels: Yeah I knew that part. I'm just amazed at whatever thought process led him to think that was a good idea.
Posted 07/06/08 at 08:33am gamepolitics: actually, he also sent similar material to the FL Supreme Court about 6 months before that
Posted 07/06/08 at 08:24am Jack Wessels: for him and would somehow get Kent in trouble.
Posted 07/06/08 at 08:23am Jack Wessels: @GP: Wow, I've skimmed that one before, but I never noticed that JT actually thought this was good news....
Posted 07/06/08 at 04:40am gamepolitics: eraser: see our original story on that:http://tinyurl.com/6nm9oe
Posted 07/06/08 at 12:21am infect999: because he's an idiot
Posted 07/05/08 at 11:41pm eraserheadthelynch: why did he send gay porn to the judges?
Posted 07/05/08 at 10:44pm Jack Wessels: @Silencets: Maybe it'll come to JT soon too, so he can finally complete that show cause order....
Posted 07/05/08 at 04:30pm Jose_Pedro_Ramirez: No one believed that the ice at the North Pole would ever melt, but...
Posted 07/05/08 at 04:28pm Haggard: Maybe he thought the judges would appreciate it?
If you join the Navy, you will most likely get deployed. If you join the Air Force, there is a good chance you will get deployed. Whereas every single career field in the Army and Marines involves getting deployed, there are a handful of jobs in the Navy and Airforce that remain stateside.
The biggest lie I've ever heard a recruiter tell was that if you sign up Open General, then you might still get the job you want. If you don't sign up for the specific job that you want to do, then unless you couldn't fire a rifle to save your life, that is all you're going to be doing. If you can't shoot, then you're a cook.
And the Military will pay for your college when you get out (assuming you get an Honorable discharge) or even while you're still enlisted (if you're in one of those career fields that isn't getting deployed and/or you take online classes, all at your commanding officer's discretion). Not all colleges accept the MGIB, but many do.