Submitted by Aliasalpha - March 17, 2008 at 5:29 am -0500220.253.77.71
You people are clearly all missing the point here, there's something far worse than kneejerk legislative proposals at work:

Children aged 17 and under should not be sold this stuff, so they are not getting into the hands of 9- and 10-year-olds.

There can only be one conclusion: Teenage Massachusettsians (or whatever the hell people from Massachusetts are called) have clearly created (or more likely they've been influenced by computer games to STEAL) a time machine and are corrupting THEMSELVES!!! They're waiting until they reach the legal/recommended age for purchasing violent computer games, buying them and then immediately taking them back in time to corrupt younger versions of themselves! Thats not only a threat to children but the paradoxes it would create are a threat to all causality!!!

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