Submitted by Majestic_12_x - February 28, 2007 at 11:11 am -0500
Well your honor, me and my buddy Riff were just riding in our car when we passed a bank. That's when me and Riff started envisioning that robbing a bank would be pretty awesome. I strongly believe that video games made me do it.
Judge: Which video game are you talking about specifically?
Uh, the one in which you rob banks I guess?
Judge: You guys just happened to have a couple of ski masks, trash bags, and firearms with you?
Yeah, talk about coinidinck, huh?
Judge: You guys also reportedly knocked over three other banks within the last few months as well?
Yeah, those video games just keep messing with my head. It seems like everytime I pass a bank I gotta run in and ask for some money.
Judge: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you reportedly owe a local mob boss over a hundred thousand dollars as well?
Oh yeah, that motivated me to do it but just a little bit. It was mainly the video games though.
(Whispers to lawyer)
Oh yeah, my attorney would like me to say that he's been on TV so you better not rule against him otherwise he might have to expose the huge payments you've recieved in secret from the video games industry.
Posted 08/21/08 at 04:15pm GRIZZAM PRIME: Hot damn, the Trolls must've taken some troll steroids...they are all over today.
Posted 08/21/08 at 03:03pm Talouin: @ZippyDSMlee: Yea, that game has a really high learning curve fun when you got the hang of it but the SE developers need a kick
Posted 08/21/08 at 02:45pm ZippyDSMlee: Talouin:I quit FF11 3 months after I started, is a horrible game from top to bottom.
Posted 08/21/08 at 02:28pm Talouin: @SimonBob: I have never been happier I quit FFXI last month until now.
Posted 08/21/08 at 01:59pm ZippyDSMlee: Boyycotting only works when sheeple care, the masses have to want to care about subtleties, in general they do not thus why corporate gets as far as it does. However boycotting can raise a fuss and the bad PR might make them take note.
Posted 08/21/08 at 01:20pm SimonBob: There's a full explanation of the FFXI PW fight up: http://rukenshin.livejournal.com/17133.html
Posted 08/21/08 at 01:16pm Talouin: @Quander, That fight is brand spanking new. People just don't know how to do it yet.
Posted 08/21/08 at 01:06pm AM: @GP: Boycott is unlikely to be effective due to how few people would be aware/participate. That said, I boycott EA over their "3 installs then buy another copy" copy protection, so I can't say it's NOT a good idea.
Posted 08/21/08 at 01:06pm GryphonOsiris: @Scribe, just read that. The reports are saying that is was a targeted killing. Odds are a bully, gang related or something.
Posted 08/21/08 at 01:03pm SimonBob: I just glanced over some of the companies' game lists; turns out I was already boycotting three of them anyway.
Posted 08/21/08 at 12:53pm DarkTetsuya: @scribe999 yeah I heard about that, and I *thought* I saw a vulture circling the area...
Posted 08/21/08 at 12:53pm DarkTetsuya: @scribe999 yeah I heard about that, and I *thought* I saw a vulture circling the area...
Posted 08/21/08 at 12:36pm gamepolitics: is a gamer boycott of atari, codemasters, topware and the other 2 UK firms who are extorting file-sharers a good idea?
Posted 08/21/08 at 12:19pm scribe999: Another school shooting...this time in Tennessee. Terrible news. And I'm sure there's much hyperbole to follow.
Posted 08/21/08 at 12:10pm sortableturnip: hehehe ;)
Posted 08/21/08 at 12:09pm DarkTetsuya: @sortableturnip I'm totally putting what you said as my sig :P thanks!
Posted 08/21/08 at 12:02pm sortableturnip: OMG JT speaking in front of another BS group: http://jaablog.jaablaw.com/2007/09/04/
pardon-our-appearance.aspx?pg=2
&view=threaded
Posted 08/21/08 at 11:50am Neeneko: @Quander - I"m not all that familiar with FFXI, but maybe this mob just requires more gank? or there is a trick? larger group?
Posted 08/21/08 at 07:54am sortableturnip: The "smoking gun" is the Florida Bar dropping its insurance coverage from Nationwide
Posted 08/20/08 at 05:19pm jccalhoun: it would be interesting to hire a detective to investigae Jacko and find out his "smoking gun"
Judge: Which video game are you talking about specifically?
Uh, the one in which you rob banks I guess?
Judge: You guys just happened to have a couple of ski masks, trash bags, and firearms with you?
Yeah, talk about coinidinck, huh?
Judge: You guys also reportedly knocked over three other banks within the last few months as well?
Yeah, those video games just keep messing with my head. It seems like everytime I pass a bank I gotta run in and ask for some money.
Judge: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you reportedly owe a local mob boss over a hundred thousand dollars as well?
Oh yeah, that motivated me to do it but just a little bit. It was mainly the video games though.
(Whispers to lawyer)
Oh yeah, my attorney would like me to say that he's been on TV so you better not rule against him otherwise he might have to expose the huge payments you've recieved in secret from the video games industry.